Excellent, my dear, excellent.

[rubs hand toghter and cackles]

I feel another tales of the agent story coming along...

WHAT IS THIS, A SOCIAL CLUB OR A COMBAT UNIT!? Do you think the enemy will make an appointment when it is convenient to attack, or will he infiltrate the barracks while everyone is chatting in the mess hall? DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

I just had to do that. Just dropping in for a visit while I was delivering my latest loot.

I'll probably get sued or upset somebody with this... I found the lyrics to the song

Ginata el bohemio

Is this just GalCiv?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a land-slide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skiesand seeeee
I'm just a poor girl
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to meeeeee

Mama, just killed an Altarian
Put a plasma pistol against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now, I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Flipping Drengins all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Torians

Mama, ooh oooh oooooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd given them all my techs


~~~ guitar solo ~~~

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Kil-la Ko-ala, will you do the fandango
Here comes Harel
Very, very frightening me
Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat, Wild Wombat
Obi Wan, magnifico

I'm just a poor girl and Mayito doesn’t love me
she's just a poor girl from a poor family
Spare her her life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go wiil you let me go

Black Smoke
** No, we will not let you go
Let her go! Black Smoke!
We will not let you go
Let her go! Black Smoke!
We will not let you go, let her go
Will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go, let me go oh oh oh oh…


Oh Jaws Wayfarer, Jaws Wayfarer , Jaws Wayfarer let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put a side for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave to die
Oh, Quacky, can't do this to me, Quacky
Just gotta get in
Just gotta get right in to here

Nothing really matters, any one can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows

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Let me be the first (and I dare say not the last) to congratulate you on that impromtu and unique and undoubtably original peice of work. Such flare and disregard for the norm, you my friend are taking us in a 'neud' direction!

As they say in the industry "You know its good if it seems like you've heard it someplace before!"

The only thing that begs to question is what industry that might be? L0L

Tis' nice Freddie would be amused I'm sure . . .

Oh hi Gerakken . . . thanks for reminding me

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actually its about 11 years ago he died almost to the day

oh and sorry Quack

Jaws, that was sooooo funny!!!!!

Jaws that is truly awesome!!

Cotal/Amidala/Cupid/Ginata/Flower

Great to have you with us.

I agree, the player formerly known as


Welcome!!

Welcome aboard, baby! And hey - this is starting to look like the G.C. Playhouse! Look, if you want to kill MM77, do it in his thread, OK? THe chocolate stains are murder to get off the compu-thingy monitor...

Ok already, I know, I know....

With apologies:

It was eleven years ago today, that
Fredie stopped the band from play....

LOL LOL LOL I wasnt aiming that comment at you, you Suave Diplomat!! LOL

Now boys... sort this out on Thursday..

LOL LOL

The tales of the agent - part 8a

The final defeat of the candy-man

While the move to the secret forces has indeed unburdened the agent from numerous forms, binders and other sinister forms of bureucracy, from time to time even he had to put in his share. Thus there he was, sitting on the porch of the secret forces unofficial new headquertes of Barad-dur, interviewing new prospects for the team.

The way-ward mission against the Europeans delayed the nessecery death of MM77, and even Koala has been anxious for some action. But still, work beckons.

A small young women entered the porch, standing at attention near the table.

"Name?" Inquired the agent in a bored tone.

"Ginata" came the weak voice.

The agent raised his brows in surprise and looked up. He never expected a female.

"Do sit, my lady. Your credentials?" He inquired, while beckoning the chair nearby. Ginata passed him her papers.

"I see you were a Jedi. A female jedi? I thought all jedi's carried a... saber. Females don't actuallly have... sabers."

"Well, no. No saber."

"What do female jedi's do, then?"

"Mostly shop. That's why corusant is so rich."

"I... see. I am not sure shoping prowess are exactly what we are looking for."

"Well, I did once lead an empire of love-struck invidials and called myself cupid."

"Aha. Do go on."

"I'm also the most terryfing entity in the multiverse."

"While that is good, I assure you, we already have a terrfying entity in the force. Not to mention Koala in a dress."

"I have the highest score on the multiverse."

"that is nice, no doubt, but we hardly hire people due to their score. Point in case - Koala. The person can't even keep his place on the top25."

"Well, I'm also funny."

"Ah!" the agent's eyes brightned. "Why didn't you say so before? Welcome!"

So the three piled into the agent's ship, his old excalibur he "liberated" when he ceded from the Europeans. It was one manly man named Harel, one man who wants to be a women, and one woman with womenly charm. They will indeed an intresting trio.

"As you can see, Q has provided us with this map", the agent contineud. "The last speciman of MM77 is protected by an insanity shield."

"An insanity shield?" Ganiata inquired. "What is that? I have not met this MM77 prior."

"Well, he's utterly bonkers" muttered Koala.

"Quite so" agreed the agent. "If I also may say so, Koala, that's a mighty fine dress."

"Thanks. Ganita gave it to me."

"Did she now. Well, his isanity protects him from all sorts of regular attacks. Comments, logics, curses, barbs. He seems totally protected by normal text-based weapons. But we have do have a secret weapons - two irons balls. Ganita, you may have one of my balls."

"What about me" piped in Koala.

"You OBIVOUSLY don't have ANY balls, Koala. Just look at you!"

"But... but..."

"Now don't fret and have a choclate."

Koala greedy accepted the bar.

"Where is MM77 hiding now?" Inquired Ganita.

"I have tracked him down to the playhouse, a club in the Pangaea collective."

Koala raised his eyes in alarm. "The collective? Are we going to the collective? They are all bonkers there!"

"Precisly why MM77 fled there. But I thought you were brave, Koala. Don't you want your candy?"

Koala nodeed assent.

"It is agreed then. We set course to the nearest collective' party palace. It might be a good time to assimilate them. Right, Ganita?"

"That will be advisible."

"Thank you, Cotal of nine. Did I mention you look a bit like Jedi Ryan?"

"You mean tall, busty, blone and striking?"

"Actually, I was refering to your implants, but yes, also that. I always knew you were tall and blond."

"You know, so did I..."

To be continued....


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what size gloves do penguins wear

Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure

Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Baby...

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)…


Hey...I'm just feelin good right now...I like to sing too.... LOL

Huh?

Firstly... Harel, very very funny, or if its not, it's the Bleasdale Meritage '97 getting to me..

Secondly I'm sure there's some karaoke bars in King Street we can visit Wombie

The Queensbury rules forbid bare knuckles/fliipers/paws shall be used in a contest

Yowza!! I am only slurping Tim Adam's 2001 Cabernet! (:(

Karoake!!!! One wobbly penguin waddles screaming into the distance.....

Ah, that makes sense!

#500
Its mine