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“How far did you smack the penguin today?”

“Oh is that what the kids are calling it now?”



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Which pleases me greatly as I resemble that game! (Check my profile)

iz why i post it....tee hee hee

I've wasted too many hours of "work" playing silly flash games like those... isn't it brilliant!

In deference to our colleague Hurls, I refuse to play this cruel, inhuman...oh bugger...only 545.2 I actually like swinging early and watching them loop way up...feels like a baseball home run....then that nose plant...yes.... LOL LOL LOL

Bummer... one more game, no black shield this time.
Pontius used to do weekly reports for us... so I'll do a metaverse resume since I miss them...

The Big Board - Top 75
1. Free Tibet Ginata The Queen of the Masoverse
2. Jaws the Wayfarer Devouring the competition
7. Wild Wombat Fear the Paw!
10. Mr. Furious Angry diplomat of destruction
16. Cypher Pax - The Special Forces Grunt
23. Harel - someones a slacker, not to name names
35. Hurley - The Dread Pengiun
38. Raj - Our secret weapon
46. Killa -- and you thought mr. furious had a temper
54. Nand1 -- if he doesn't like you, you'll be modded.
60. Weasel of the Hood - 'nuff said

The Evil #25:
1. Jaws -- that grin might not be so friendly after all
11. Killa - can be moody at times...
13. Cypher - bad rep from Pirate days
14 Nand1 - okay, no excuse for him, he's BAADDD...
22 (Kit Warrior) - not in the SF, but here's a hint..

The Nuetral When The Bored Board
3. Tibet She doesn't ALWAYS play nice..
8. Wombat Master of the small map
10. Cypher Hmmm..addicted to the alpha strike
12. Jaws - The shark is EVERYWHERE
13. Raj

The Goodie Goodie - Top 25
1. Tibet - The sweetest gal in the Metaverse
4. Jaws -hmm, sort of like the shark in Nemo
7. Mr. Furious after anger management class
14. Harel - Hmmm, Harel, a softie?
19. Cypher - One truly reformed Bundy Bear, AA works
25. Hurley - The most respected fowl in the Metaverse

Tiny - Size Doesn't Matter
11. Weasel
16. Cypher Pax
18. Killa
23. Hurley

Small - anyone remember the GCCG?
1. Wombat - the pupil surpasses the sensai
5. Cypher - not a cranker, just a wanker
24. Weasel

Medium -- It's okay to be average
1. Cypher covers the SF with steady suppresive fire
18. Wombat

Large - Okay maybe size does matter..
8. Raj -- You got to take this one for us, okay?
Mr. Furious Cleaning SF toilets is a large, maso job
11. Jaws -- the Shark circles every board

Huge - these are huge, don't know what to say
1. Tibet -- It's be nearly as hard to knock her off the #1 spot on the Big Board
7. Mr. Furious -- Releasng his anger on the the big maps
8. Jaws - the suave shark makes his mark

Gigantic - The Special Forces Sommeliers Association
5. Hurley - The professor must have a darn good computer.
16. Jaws -- You cannot escape the Shark... he's an eating machine.



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I apologize if I missed anyone... that's quite a list though.

Summer Envy Report: It a warm -20 Celsius here today and all the snow reminds be of the white sand beaches of Jamica. I keep telling myself that it's really hard to tell the difference...




~SDC~

Oh... I couldn't leave out the People / Animals's Choice Awards--
Voted must evil being in the Special Forces by the Special Forces: The Quack
Best Cheerleader, where the cheer involves toastings: Piers
If you can't beat them, join them Award: Goblin Cookie
Most likely to Post something reasonable: Monkson
Doesn't hang out here, only parties in the Bunker - but you'd be Furious if you had to clean up after him too: Black Smoke
Right Hand of the Paw Award (does that make sense?: Samuri Ben



~SDC~
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Sorry, I know I'm spamming this thread - but check out these numbers, courtesy of the statbot:

Top 10 Game Submissions
1 Wild Wombat 195
2 Free Tibet 146
3 Weasel of the Hood 109
4 Jaws the Wayfarer 90
5 CypherPax 58
6 Hurley 42
7 Mr. Furious 35
8 Raj Whitehall 33
9 Harel Eilam 30
10 black smoke 25

Top 10 Point Earners
1 Free Tibet 5,333,518
2 Jaws the Wayfarer 3,378,242
3 Wild Wombat 2,938,924
4 CypherPax 1,257,358
5 Mr. Furious 1,107,209
6 Harel Eilam 877,267
7 Weasel of the Hood 803,117
8 Raj Whitehall 791,516
9 Hurley 566,386
10 Killa Koala 504,541

I think the table above is unbelievable -- particularly our top 3!


Top 10 Maso Game Submissions
1 Free Tibet 84
2 Wild Wombat 63
3 Jaws the Wayfarer 54
4 CypherPax 34
5 Mr. Furious 24
6 Raj Whitehall 17
7 Killa Koala 14
8 Harel Eilam 11
9 Nand1 11
10 Samurai Ben 7

Let's see if only maso games were considered, Ginata would still be a fleet admiral, Wombat and Jaws would be admirals, I'd be a rear admiral, and Mr. Furious would be a commodore... in fact, the SF has summitted so many maso games, we've submitted over a hundred more maso games than the next nearest empire - the Fellowship. Though Greldon may make that up himself in a few months



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Somebody stop me....

The Special Forces Admiralty

Fleet Admiral
Ginata el bohemio
Jaws the Wayfarer
Wild Wombat

Admiral
CypherPax

Vice Admiral
Hurley
Weasel of the Hood

Rear Admiral
Mr Furious
Harel Eilam
Raj Whitehall

I try ..... but like I said in the FotR thread, Special Forces is extremely impressive, and your members' production is unequaled ...... Maso Masters of the Metaverse!

min. 40.8
max 589.2

Just thought I'd drop by again. I mentioned something in the Evil Empire thread about how crazy the scores are getting (not trying to take anything away from Free Tibet or anyone else) but its getting out of hand. Especially with Maso, like Lady de Sade said, its hard for the little guy playing normal and painful to submit high scoring games, but RB has proven that two players submitting Maso games always trumps a whole empire (of 17, EE) of normal players. She has since stopped submitting and stopped posting. Which is a shame, but one's opinion is just that, an opinion. Now, before I go on, I'm just stating the facts and also I want to say congrats to Ginata/Free Tibet/Amidala/Cotal on 1 million, and to the rest of the Special Forces.

That is just my two cents, maybe more maybe less.

Oh, I almost forget I'm in the new Diplomats empire, so you better watch it I get to interfere with others problems now LOL , 'tis the job of a diplomat.

-MoC (formally DLA)
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Gettin’ fresh, are we? Don’t pass over the plucky perseverance of the pesky pirates! Y’all‘ll soon find yer playful paws in a prickly pickle! PPPpppppp



Oh that's where you went... gotta update the targeting 'puter...

Haha, it's amazing how I was lost so easily!

Special Forces Commandos picked up by the Diplomat’s Animal Control Unit
On a shore leave outing to Thindor, several of the so-called elite Special Forces commandos were picked up by Animal Control. The locals mistook The Quack, a purple psychic duck, Killa Koala, Cypher Pax, a polar bear, and Emperor Wild Wombat for animals that escaped from the local zoo. The commandos had consumed too much of Thindor’s famous Torian Torandos and were unable to respond coherently to animal control authorities.

Animal Control Officer M(insite)R Chaos stated, ‘We received a call from a man who said “ARGHHH” a lot – he claimed that there had been a jailbreak at the zoo and we have to take these threats seriously. It would be irresponsible to allow a wild psychic duck to remain loose, not to mention a Koala whose had a couple too many Pinots. Just think of the possible threat to public safety – the next thing you know this group was going to start submitting more Maso games to the Metaverse, or worse more bad fiction – and then there goes the neighborhood.’ Sources later revealed that the caller was not a zoo official, but the infamous pirate, Pontius Bruin Pilot.

The night would only get weirder for Officer Pyles when a Hurley, a penguin, and Jaws, a great white shark in a custom tailored tuxedo came to bail the Commandos out. ‘My jaw almost hit the ground, I began to think I was the one who had had too many Torian Tornados.’ Things almost escalated to violence when Officer Pyles nearly knocked a rare bottle of Merlot of the desk – a bottle that Hurley had just purchased at a wine auction that the two heroes had quickly been asked to leave.

Fortunately, Spellforce arrived in time and this embarrassing diplomatic incident was quickly resolved (Pun intended). Cypher Pax when asked for a comment, ‘I can’t believe our dad turned us in – he must be pretty angry about that last raid of his liquor hold on the Survey Ship of Doom.’ Killa Koala was less understanding, ‘This is an outrage against animal rights. Here I was telling the story of my epic duels with Harel when I was grabbed by some filthy humans – do you know what their greasy hands did to my fur? I’ll be lucky if I don’t get the mange’

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Nup, I'm just very stubborn!

ARGHHH

(edit: Hurls got in the way of me lil' joke! Time for some "smack the penguin"! )

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Cypher!! LOL LOL

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I'd best 'fess up to this set up 'fore some scurvy swab takes a shot at me manhood...





Har har har. Laugh it up, fuzzballs!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Cypher, you were on a roll! LOL