NNNNNNOOOOOO!!! Not another page! (:( Woe is me. It is moments such as these that drive a pirate down into the dark abyss. Yet this travesty of hope will not destroy my soul. I rise up! ...and continue the battle, my head held high! Fate! You will never defeat me!!!

LOL

KitWarrior,

I will if you try to get NEXT to MY GIRL AGAIN!!!

On the plus side, Kit, isn't that "dark abyss" the hold where you guys keep all the plunder and beer? It's not a total loss.

MM77: Li'l ol' me? tee hee

Obi: BUUUUUURRRRRRP!!! You are correct, Sir!

(edit: the jedi jumped me!)

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Time to SINK a SHIP...He...he...

If I hear about CariElf touching KitWarrior ONE MORE TIME! I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS!!!!

Drop Bear,

Your not the ONLY ONE that feels SICK!

Knowing that CariElf touched KitWarrior RALLLLLLLLHP!

THATS IT! The SHIP door is PADLOCKED! and KitWarrior is inside as it SINKS to the BOTTOM of the SEA!
* the end *

I love happy endings ( sniff ... slob...sniff...)




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Kit....Warrior.....

A special place in hell awaits thee. No more Mr Nice Guy from me, matey.

However, there was an air bubble in the ship that preserved his life until CariElf raised the ship from the depths. 

Her image appeared then, over the water.  "My children," she said, her voice heavy with sorrow.  "It grieves me so to see you fighting like this.  All of you are equal in my sight, so do unto each other as you would have done to you."

And then there was only the wind, blowing over the sea...

And I get the next post!

Thank you Cari_Elf, I am blessed

The High Priests at the Temple of CariElf gathered in the break room. It was, after all, time for a break. Indeed, it was time for tea.

"I don't knwo what I would do without my little jasmine break, VP."

"Yes, Pres., without my dash of Pinot, I would surely loose control."

"What fun do we have sheduled for this evening?"

"More flesh frying and dismemberment."

Together they sighed out of boredom. After a few sips of tea, the VP continued.

"Although we need to make sure our slaves... I mean disciples, rinse all of the blood away this time."

"Yes, yes, good point. We still have that nasty odor from last weak."

Several peaceful minutes passed. Several sips of tea were taken. When they were finished, the High Priests returned to the altar for worshipping.

They had just gotten comfortable in a kneeling position facing the twenty-one inch monitor when a lone figure stepped through the distant entrance. Immediately the worshipers felt his presence.

"Who go there?" the President asked.

"I am KitWarrior," the man replied.

The High Priests turned their heads. A tinge of red emanated from their eyes.

The Vice President's face framed an evil smile as he said, "Welcome, Kit. We have been waiting for you."

Giving no recognition to the preceding statement, Kit strode towards the worshipers. He was carrying a large bag, which alarmed everyone present. The High Priests stood.

"Our Viscountess CariElf has summoned me here," Kit said. "In this bag I carry the hopes renewed prosperity."

The President and his Vice looked at each other. They laughed.

"Our Goddess is here before us. We hear all of Her messeges. She did not sumon you, KitWarrior."

"Perhaps all of Her messages are given in your presence, but perhaps you do not listen," Kit contended.

Kit reached into the bag and pulled out a yellow nerf ball. He flung it at the President, who did not flinch. The ball bounced high in the air, almost to the ceiling, but no one watched its ascent. They were too apprehensive about the remaining contents of the bag.

Next was a small plastic party horn. Kit blew into it and it made a silly squeeeeee sound. He tossed the horn to the VP, who did not catch it.

With both hands Kit pulled a large foam cowboy hat out of the bag. He placed it firmly on his own head.

The hat was followed by a handful of small rubber balls. They were hurtled over the altar and after reaching the far wall, they bounced in many different directions.

Kit then removed a portable radio from the bag. He turned it on.

"Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff"

"ENOUGH!" the VP bellowed.

The President said nothing. He stood twitching as a small rubber ball bounced off the side of his head.

"You have desecrated the Temple of CariElf, demon!"

"We shall see, my furry friend," Kit replied calmly. He paused to adjust his cowboy hat to a brazen angle. "Our Viscountess shall share Her wisdom and reveal a new order."

( MM77 feels KitWarriors life signs returning. The Sentinel returns to the ship by mear thought he dismantles the ship and pulls KitWarrior to him. KitWarrior semiconscience body dangles in front of MM77 in air )

* MM77 * I lock him in a ship that is sinking to the bottom of the sea with a hole in it dose he swim out the HOLE NO! Dose he drown NO! WHY?

( As if answering himself knowing CariElf had SPEARED KitWarriors life. )

* MM77 * I NEED A DRINK!

( MM77 appears in the temple and GRABS a nice COLD MOUNTAIN DEW )

* MM77 * How many dose this one make, lets see.....1000110010100111.......ah..I better mark it on the wall.....

( As you can see MM77 DRINKS A LOT when he displeases his goddess. )

" so do unto each other as you would have done to you."

CariElf,

WE DO.

We fight first! And ask guestions latter!

It's a club RULE!

Gengsta,

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!!!

-------------INTERMISSION---------------

---------------PROMOTIONS---------------



STAR FIGHTER VICE PRESIDENT KitWarrior




WAY to GO! Keep up the GOOD WORK!

Yes, Mr. Terror Star, but before I stop by there for a late snack, I'd like to dedicate a song to you over W.C.a.r.i.E.l.f.

Dropbear, I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
After all I'm forever in your deee-eeebt
And Dropbear, I will try to express
My inner feelings and thankfulness
For showing me the meaning of succeee-eeess

Ooo-ooo-ooh, well well
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Ooo-ooo-ooh, well well
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Dropbear, I know you understand
The little child inside of the man
Please remember my life is in your haaa-aaands
And Dropbear, hold me close to your heart
However distant don't keep us apart
After all it is written in the staaa-aaars

Ooo-ooo-ooh, well well
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Ooo-ooo-ooh, well well
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Dropbear, please let me explain
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain
So let me tell you again and again and agaaa-aaain

I looo-ooove yooo-ooou, yeah yeah
Now and foreveee-eeer
I looo-ooove yooo-ooou, yeah yeah
Now and foreveee-eeer
I looo-ooove yooo-ooou, yeah yeah
Now and foreveee-eeer

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

But it's gonna take thought
A whole lotta thoughtful thought
It's gonne take plenty of thought
To do it right child

It's gonna take time
A whole lot of precious time
It's gonna take patience and time, ummm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it right child

I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you
I got my mind set on you

And this time I know it's for real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it

I got my mind set on you
Set on you
I got my mind set on you
Set on you Kit

KitWarrior,

I love John Lennon, I wish I could say the same about YOU!

Drop Bear,

Great to see WHY, Your the TERRO STAR again.LOL

You beat up KitWarrior a Little and I got a little something for Gengsta.

Gerakken makes an elegant entrance, appearing from the shadows:

Your petty squabbles are in vain. No mere bickering or semi-coherent thoughts can compare with true devotion to Our Lady of Programming Bliss, CariElf. No doubt has she struggled over several fortnights to wrestle elusive bugs into oblivion, no doubt has she struggled to show countless lost souls to the embrace of Galciv enlightenment, and no doubt has the daunting task of bringing the almighty expansion pack to us all been most taxing. Our most beloved angel of software, though hampered by all of these encumbering problems, has still returned to bless us with her presence. So I, a humble fan, do pay homage to the Precious Lady.

You're a Veteran already Gerras, you can let it go now, mate.

The Viscountess has given an order. So be it. Gengsta you'll wait. Can I just say that I haven't taken my eyes from this thread for 12 hours now and CariElf has yet to appear. I am cursed. Yin and yang I suppose. So be it.

Such devotion, Drop  Bear, I'm impressed.

But he misses out. I'm blessed again!

Blessed art thou, CariElf, whose prose lights up the Metaverse, who's wisdom embraces us all, and who's benevolence and humility are a model for the most pieous.

* Gerakken * Your petty squabbles are in vain. No mere bickering or semi-coherent thoughts can compare with true devotion to Our Lady of Programming Bliss, CariElf... ( Just then a PIE hits Gerakken in the FACE!...In the corner of the room Drop Bear, KitWarrior, Gengsta and MM77 are laughing their heads off! As they try whistling while looking up in the air as if they had nothing to do with it. )

COOKING with MM77

In todays installment, We will cook, Gengsta goulash, also known as vermin stew .

First you will need fresh Gengsta which is very hard to get fresh because it's a foul beast. But when you come across it, have your butcher cut it in diagonally strips which is easier for sun bloating .

Now that the strips are dried out, marinate them in red wine for a day.

Next, 1/4 cup of olives

1 tbls of sweet basil

1/4 cup of chopped carats

1/3 cup of garlic sauce

6 midsize potato cut in half

a pinch of teriyaki sauce

mixed with meat and stew in oven for two hours at 350

You may sear your Gengsta on top of the stove first and don't forget to tenderize it!

And there you have it! Gengsta Goulash!
it's not one of my favorite meals to eat but it's fun to make.

P.S. remember you can always season it with a little KitWarrior to TASTE .

Till next time! bone appetit!