Space Pirates Wanted - Join G.R.O.S.S.

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Forget about those sissy empires! Join the most feared space pirates in the Metaverse! Join G.R.O.S.S.!!! ARRRGH!!! We’re not concerned about game alignment, place of origin, skill level, or amount of participation. Our motto is JUST WIN!!!

Benefits of serving on the Survey Ship of Doom include all the Kentucky Fried Drengin, Torian Sushi, and Arcean Ribs you can eat. We also have the most extensive stock of alcoholic beverages from raiding other empires. Larmandier-Bernier Blanc de Blancs, St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout, RockBare Shiraz, Jack Daniels... you name it, we’ve got it!

Come sail under the Jolly Roger and Get Rid Of Slimy alienS!!!

To sign up for more fun than a hobbit toss, follow this http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=272
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Any wines from the fertile regions of Westerfield? They make some cheerful Auslese's and some quite charming Zinfandels. :D Goes great with Fried Drengin :)
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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Bored? Then you should join G.R.O.S.S.! :D The life of a space pirate is never boring! Adventure! Booz! Freedom! Booz! Riches! Did I mention fine beverages? ;)
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
Did I mention fine beverages?
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Aye, ye did laddie! An' jes' where be these aforementioned beverages? Can we's have a wee bit 'ere we decide? :HOT: LOL We are talkin' 'bout grog--right laddie?
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
Terl it is time for you to return to the Temple, too much wine is not good for your heart. LOL LOL LOL
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Any wines from the fertile regions of Westerfield? They make some cheerful Auslese's and some quite charming Zinfandels. Goes great with Fried Drengin
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mmmm mmmm that thar zinfandel goes fine with that there 11 herbs and spices in Kentucky Fried Drengin.... Arrrgh.

Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
I just couldn't resist nudging this up to the top so I could see three G.R.O.S.S. threads at the top. ;) So selfish! Ha HA!!! :D LOL
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
We took it. :HOT:

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Wot? You were gone so long, we figured we'd better take it before it started rusting up. Don't worry, we left a feather-duster in its place. You'll need it to clean your quarters, there's dust everywhere.
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
Thank you Capt’n! I already pounced the offender with a burst from my Vague-Concepts-Repeater-Cannon, but this sabre could come in handy... LOL :D :) :notsure: :( >:( must do Evil must do Evil must do Evil...
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
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c'MON jOIN dA aNZAC'S :HOT:

http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=604

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Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
G.R.O.S.S. is on the rebound which means we need someone to date for a while... and then dump like a cheap trick. :) Wait wait wait! :( That’s not right. We need oooveeerlooordzzz... yezzz yezzz yezzz...

JOIN NOW and receive a free kick in the buttocks from KitWarrior! :D For those of you who want a head start at being a space pirate, Thelon Fairblade is standing by the plank with his cutlass, ready to prod on all newcombers! :D :D A few special recruits will even be hit over the head with cheap liquor bottles by the infamous EBZ! :D :D :D Don’t delay! Captain Pontius currently has an overstock of peg legs and eye patches, but it won’t last forever! :D :D :D :D
Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top


JOIN NOW and receive a free kick in the buttocks from KitWarrior!

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Your Funny Little one :HOT:
Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top
Notice to pirate recruits

Due to an overstock of peg-legs, eye patches, and claw hooks, all recruits are required to accept at least one of these accessories on arrival. If you do not have an acceptable injury to go with your chosen piece, one will be provided for you. Failure to comply with this rule will result in a full set of accessories - and all the injuries needed to wear this set properly.

Arr.
Reply #16 from Stardock Forums Top
U Know da have so many peg-legs, eye patches, and claw hooks cause well they try stealing for bushranger.. >:(