Bad pickup lines...
The huh, the bad and the nasty...
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I was at the Comedy Central site, looking up information about Drawn Together , when I saw one of those random jokes in the sidebar, which was this really bad pickup line: "You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!" and it got me to thinking of bad pickup lines in general... and to compile a short list of some awful and disgusting ones that I just happened to find while looking around on the subject.... a search that included such gems as these:
* Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
* Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
* I am a magical being, take off your bra.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
* You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
* Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
* Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
* You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
* If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
* (wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
SO, what are the worst pickup lines you've ever heard/used? I mean, this has to be just the tip of the iceberg.
* Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
* Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
* I am a magical being, take off your bra.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
* You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
* Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
* Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
* You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
* If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
* (wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
SO, what are the worst pickup lines you've ever heard/used? I mean, this has to be just the tip of the iceberg.
