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Hostilities Official?

Hostilities Official?

Just your friendly neighborhood empire standing update, as Theoden, the OFFICIAL J. Jonah Jameson of the Metaverse, is most likely asleep:

Special Forces takes first, as of 1:31 AM, EST, 1/11/04. Slightly behind Wombie's Christmas wish list, but fulfilling all the same.

w00t! w00t! w00t!

As we don't expect the Wizards to take this demotion lying down, immediate action is necessary. Iron Paw, I recommend that:

- all troops be immediately recalled from liberty.
- all stations be placed on full alert status.
- somebody peel Quack off the bathroom floor and throw him in the shower.
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Reply #26 Top
wanted to have one of a kryponite green mattress spring, but you already bloody took that!
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Kryptonite green? Hey there, Superman, quit divulging our secret weaponry! :D Did you know, it also creates a small dead zone in the Force? Won't the Jedi masters be surprised when their goofy mind tricks fail them and they have to deal with us on even terms? :D Oops. I shouldn't have said anything about that. Bad Sirian. Bad.


- Sirian
Reply #27 Top
Slotted another small win to pop us back on top...
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And now we're ahead again! Yep, this is looking like an interesting battle all right!
Reply #28 Top
This is shaping up to be a battle of truly epic proportions. Congratulations to both of these noble empires. :)