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Join the Rum Rebellion

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unhappy wiv scanning da bug threads? bored wiv helpin' da new players? strangely unattracted to intense discussions on maso strategies?

join da Rum Rebellion and get a life!

yes, fer two weeks, you iz off to the sunny shores of Oz for a holiday. While you iz baskin' in da sun samplin' da ample charms of our men, wimmin and h'animals, and pickin' da mango from da tree, and suckin' at da prawn on da barbie, you iz parkin' yer points wiv us and we iz usin' dem for our own purposes.

dis iz an offer you iz unable to refuse
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Reply #26 from Stardock Forums Top
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BAIL UP! U IZ CONSCRIPTED FOR DA RUM REBELLION! U IZ BEING FORCED TO HOLD UP DA STAGE COACH, KISS DA VICTIMS, DRINK DA BOOZE AND HIDEOUT IN DA SECRET VALLEY!

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Reply #28 from Stardock Forums Top
FEELIN' A BIT BORED WITH THE 9-5? FEELIN' LIKE A BIT O' FRONTIER ACTION. STRAP A FLINT TO YER ARSE AND BECOME A DANDY HIGHWAYMAN. KISSIN' THE VICTIMS IZ JUST THE START OF A WHOLE NEW CAREER PATH. CAUSE HAVOC WIV DA OTHER EMPIRES WIV YER SNAZZY STATE-OF-DA-ART FLEET OF RANGERS AND YER SWAGGERING GOOD LOOKS. WEAR A COOL HELMET. THE WORLD IZ YOUR OYSTER, ESPECIALLY AS U AZ JUST HELD UP DA WHOLESALE FISHMONGERS STAGECOACH FRESH OUT OF SKOBO.

JOIN THE RUM REBELLION. YOU GET TO YELL A LOT

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Reply #29 from Stardock Forums Top
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JOIN DA REBEL ALLIANCE. WE IZ DA BEST. A FREE HORSE 'n HELMET WIV EVERY H'APPLICATION. YER GET TO SPELL REAL BAD AND NOT GIVE A DAMN. YA GET TO SING REN & STIMPY SONGS AROUND THE BARBIE. YA GET TO EAT AND DRINK EVRY NIGHT.

WHAT MORE CAN A SAD ADDICTED 4X PLAYER GET!!!!!

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