I Slept With My Goat!
if you're looking for sex....go away! hehe
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Ah.....happiness is in the air! And I love it! I don't really have a reason to be happy, but hey, it beats being all sad and mopy(sp?) like I have been for the last three days. I think I've found the perfect cure for sadness too! It's so awesome!!!
1.) Get on the computer until you get really bored and there's nothing left to do.
2.) Eat a lot of food. I'll calm you down.(and if you're a girl you can try chocolate
)
3.) Find a Styx album. Preferably the one that has Mr. Roboto on it. Pop it into the computer and just sit back and listen to the whole cd then go back and listen to Mr. Roboto a million times and just dance around to it till you're dizzy or you get tired of dancing.
4.) If you have a goat, and it happens to be pregnant and only a day away from giving birth, mozie yourself over to your barn and just sit there(actually in the pen on the ground right next to where the goat is laying). Start talking to the goat. Tell her all your problems. She won't say anything back. But I think that's the good part. I mean hey, you can even scream at her, she might give you a funny look, but she still wont' say a word.
5.) Make sure you get a spot by the heat lamp up next to the fence. Then you can just sit back and relax. Soon....you'll begin to fall asleep. Or at least I did. Then your mom will be very curious as to why you've been missing from the house for so long and she'll start to look for you until she finds you asleep in the pen with your goat. Then she'll ask why you're sleeping there. And you'll make up some dumb excuse such as I did.
6.) You'll go back into your house. Then you'll listen to the Styx cd into the wee hours of the night. Until you once again fall asleep.
7.) Then you'll wake up at 5:30am and take a nice long hot shower. Once you're out, you've did it! You are now officially happy!
Note: side effects may include being very sleepy and at times very silly.
~carebear~
1.) Get on the computer until you get really bored and there's nothing left to do.
2.) Eat a lot of food. I'll calm you down.(and if you're a girl you can try chocolate
)3.) Find a Styx album. Preferably the one that has Mr. Roboto on it. Pop it into the computer and just sit back and listen to the whole cd then go back and listen to Mr. Roboto a million times and just dance around to it till you're dizzy or you get tired of dancing.
4.) If you have a goat, and it happens to be pregnant and only a day away from giving birth, mozie yourself over to your barn and just sit there(actually in the pen on the ground right next to where the goat is laying). Start talking to the goat. Tell her all your problems. She won't say anything back. But I think that's the good part. I mean hey, you can even scream at her, she might give you a funny look, but she still wont' say a word.
5.) Make sure you get a spot by the heat lamp up next to the fence. Then you can just sit back and relax. Soon....you'll begin to fall asleep. Or at least I did. Then your mom will be very curious as to why you've been missing from the house for so long and she'll start to look for you until she finds you asleep in the pen with your goat. Then she'll ask why you're sleeping there. And you'll make up some dumb excuse such as I did.
6.) You'll go back into your house. Then you'll listen to the Styx cd into the wee hours of the night. Until you once again fall asleep.
7.) Then you'll wake up at 5:30am and take a nice long hot shower. Once you're out, you've did it! You are now officially happy!
Note: side effects may include being very sleepy and at times very silly.
~carebear~
