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Space Sharks are becoming an endangered species

Space Sharks are becoming an endangered species

Help protect the Space Sharks of the metaverse now.
These remarkable creatures are the only living creature capable of living within space itself. Help protect these marvels of evolution (or genetic engeneering, we don't know yet!!!) with a small donation to help preserve them for future generations.

All proceeds will go towards sensor drones to monitor them and lure them towards nutrient rich Yor and Drengin trade convoys.

RSPUSS (royal society for the protection of ugly space sharks)
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Reply #26 Top
How do you kill someone with diplomacy anyhow. Talk them to death!!! ;)
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Reply #27 Top
That must be the Diplomat's secret weapon, as they're not allowed to use Terror stars.

Just talk at the enemy until the eyes glaze over and all will to live exits, then move in the transports. ;) In fact, that's pretty accurate behaviour for diplomats (and politicians).
Reply #28 Top
Sounds like the information warfare invasion tactic to me. LOL
Reply #29 Top
Stop by on Raven's Claw and I'm sure one of us would be happy to describe in full detail (with a free demonstration included) how we deal with the Yor
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Ahhhhhhhhh! Nooooooo!
No toaster worth his slots would be crazy enough to go anywhere near Ravensclaw!
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Reply #31 Top
Makes sure there's plenty more Yor to dissasemble in future. LOL
Reply #32 Top
Just talk at the enemy until the eyes glaze over and all will to live exits,
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So... the Diplomats marry their victims?
Reply #34 Top
Not so keen on the Yor after my last defeat. Blasted Yor with their war party and their tristromthium alloy. Blasted Altarian hoggers of dread-tech. Blasted corner start and blasted arcean slimeballs and the Drengin too but at least their honest. Makes me feel like joining the guardians!!!!! :)
Reply #36 Top
Makes me feel like joining the guardians!!!!!
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You'd be more than welcome GoblinCookie.... we're a very forgiving bunch. ;)
Reply #37 Top
You'd be more than welcome GoblinCookie.... we're a very forgiving bunch. :)
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Don't do it man! You can never, ever, ever trust anyone that says they are a forgiving! They must have terrible, horrendus tortures awaiting you! They probably asked their Drengin slaves for tips on maximizing your pain and humilation!
Reply #38 Top
We'd even let you join Star Pilot! ;)

BTW, that would be Yor slaves (on the rare occasions that they haven't been vapourized) - and we wouldn't bother to ask their opinion on anything. LOL
Reply #40 Top
In fact, that's pretty accurate behaviour for diplomats (and politicians).
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Ha! You G-men are the one talking things to death... Have you been to your thread lately? LOL LOL
Reply #41 Top
How they managed to write so much never ceases to amaze even me!!!! LOL LOL LOL
Reply #42 Top
One thing I love about space sharks is that only the AI are stupid enough to attack them. They're slow and anyone can outrun them.
Reply #43 Top
They're slow and anyone can outrun them.
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Does that also apply to Space Sharks?

Anyway use stealth and cunning (or a scout 2 squares away) to lure them to the AIs starbases.
Reply #44 Top
Put a scout 2 squares away and that scout will be eaten. Put one three sqares away and you're on a winner.
Reply #45 Top
Put one three sqares away and you're on a winner.
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Yeah, I realized that after I posted the message, but felt it was too trivial to go back and alter.

Sometimes it's almost as if the Sharks have minds of their own as they flatly refuse to follow the lure, but mostly they are pretty complient, if you can keep one wandering around for long enough the can get stupidly powerful, I once tried herding the 3 zoo escapees until they were as strong as they could get, and then in an act of selfless generosity, gave them to the Yor to play with, it must be said the Yor had great fun, throwing ship after ship at these playful little sharks until they had hardly any ships left at all, after which it did get a bit messy (until I cleared up all the bits of walking toaster for that fresher cleaner Yor-free Galaxy).

Happy Hunting.
Reply #46 Top
It would work on the lower levels but on the higher levels the AI won't fight utterly one sided battles. The Space Sharks don't know the meaning of fear (or have a word for it).