Spring Fever!
The horniest time of the year...
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Well, spring is on us again. As we all know spring is the season of love and lust. Some, such as myself, have an overwhelming desire to find a significant other and the rest have their own spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend and either relish the fact or get pissed off. My observations over the years confirm that spring is the craziest season of them all...where new love blossoms and old love withers...or perhaps it flourishes again.
Things have been pretty hectic, not only here(where I live) but here(on JU) as well. I think spring fever may be somehow tied to hayfever but more severe and induces a slight psychosis during the season. Whatever the cause I know it can be quite a troublesome time of the year. Where conflicting relationships start, violence will usually result. Let's just say the males of our species try to stake out claims on the females....more of a headbutting ritual...not too prevalent, but it's still around.
As for the people like me...who, shall we say, get a bit sulky because we don't have anyone to shower with love and affection....or someone to bitch at even. Well, I suppose I'll live, but it sure sucks to be single in spring....unless you're a "playa" but I have my morals....so I can't enjoy that kind of lifestyle. Spring reminds me of Valentine's Day....maybe we should move Valentine's Day to April or May....it's a thought.
Well, in other news.....at school we have the most worthless "Anti-bullying Taskforce" program. Actually it doesn't deserve to be called a program because I don't think anyone is even part of it, except for the staff...but when aren't they? My birthday is coming up soon....April 26th and I'll be 17...w00t!...Okay, I'm not that excited....but in one more year I can order stuff off of the TV...lol
I think that's probably all that's worth mentioning...(Or I'm allowed to mention, anyway...
)
Well, until next time this has been your most favorite blogger in the world.....the great and wonderful----
~Zoo
(Yeah...I know I suck at falsely pumping up my ego....)
Things have been pretty hectic, not only here(where I live) but here(on JU) as well. I think spring fever may be somehow tied to hayfever but more severe and induces a slight psychosis during the season. Whatever the cause I know it can be quite a troublesome time of the year. Where conflicting relationships start, violence will usually result. Let's just say the males of our species try to stake out claims on the females....more of a headbutting ritual...not too prevalent, but it's still around.
As for the people like me...who, shall we say, get a bit sulky because we don't have anyone to shower with love and affection....or someone to bitch at even. Well, I suppose I'll live, but it sure sucks to be single in spring....unless you're a "playa" but I have my morals....so I can't enjoy that kind of lifestyle. Spring reminds me of Valentine's Day....maybe we should move Valentine's Day to April or May....it's a thought.
Well, in other news.....at school we have the most worthless "Anti-bullying Taskforce" program. Actually it doesn't deserve to be called a program because I don't think anyone is even part of it, except for the staff...but when aren't they? My birthday is coming up soon....April 26th and I'll be 17...w00t!...Okay, I'm not that excited....but in one more year I can order stuff off of the TV...lol
I think that's probably all that's worth mentioning...(Or I'm allowed to mention, anyway...
)Well, until next time this has been your most favorite blogger in the world.....the great and wonderful----
~Zoo
(Yeah...I know I suck at falsely pumping up my ego....)
