The Funniest Quip Wins!
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Ok Ok, so I did something a bit left field and made what some would call an unusual purchase. Link
Now, this belt buckle is like nothing I have ever seen before, and I have seen a lot, so i can safely assume that many others will not have seen such a device - which will no doubt make it an instant hit. All I need to do is think of some clever quips. My JU friends, I have a few to start of with, however, I would like to pick your brains for some absolute corkers - and I am expecting some pearlers!
Those who know me, know I am not shy, so do your worst - but try not to give me any lines that will get my head punched in. You have a limit of 256 characters, so that should suffice for some concise yet witty humour we all know and love! here are a few examples i have already...
"If you have taken the time to read this message, you must really like my crotch"
"If you think this belt buckle is cool, you should see the LEDs on my underpants"
"Sorry ladies, I only date models"
"advertising space for sale - inspection free for hot chicks"
So - you get the idea - we can have some fun with this, so come on, give me what you have got!
Tally Ho!
Now, this belt buckle is like nothing I have ever seen before, and I have seen a lot, so i can safely assume that many others will not have seen such a device - which will no doubt make it an instant hit. All I need to do is think of some clever quips. My JU friends, I have a few to start of with, however, I would like to pick your brains for some absolute corkers - and I am expecting some pearlers!
Those who know me, know I am not shy, so do your worst - but try not to give me any lines that will get my head punched in. You have a limit of 256 characters, so that should suffice for some concise yet witty humour we all know and love! here are a few examples i have already...
"If you have taken the time to read this message, you must really like my crotch"
"If you think this belt buckle is cool, you should see the LEDs on my underpants"
"Sorry ladies, I only date models"
"advertising space for sale - inspection free for hot chicks"
So - you get the idea - we can have some fun with this, so come on, give me what you have got!
Tally Ho!
