She drives me insane.

not really.

from JoeUser Forums
My sweet baby colleen drives me insane sometimes, it's the little stuff that gets me.

She is an incredible dresser, neat as can be, good taste, impeccabley coifted, lite on the make-up.

Now here is what drives me insane, she hits the house and her clothes start flying, a bra here, panty hose there, blouse here, And me being the anal man that I am, I follow her around picking them up.

Every so often I collect them and gently fling them across the room, sometimes hang them from the chandeler so she cannot reach them. heh heh heh.

what little things drives you nuts about your partner?
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
His version of conversation is "How ya doin'?" lol

He scratches himself ALL the time.

He doesn't shave all that often and I'm not a big fan of whisker burn.

Sometimes I think he loves that motorcycle more than me.

But he's still my best friend and I still love him.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
1 by Marcie Helen
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


His version of conversation is "How ya doin'?" lol


oh my marcie that would make me more nuts than I already am.

colleen and I have conversation all the time. sometimes inane, mostly quality.

I shave once every 5 days unless I am going out to do something. colleen is not a fan of whisker burn either.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Her back seat driving!

So I never drive when it is us.  Except if we are unlucky enough to get a stick!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
He's a slob, but he complains about the house being a mess.

He snores.

He farts more than anyone I know, and he does so indiscriminately when he's at home.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
@ Karen. Ryan doesn't really fart that much unless its in the morning...then he's full.

I'm the farter in the family...I just have a nice big tall cold glass or milk or a bowl of ice cream and let the lactose inolerance kick in...

Ahhhhhh....
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
#3 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


Her back seat driving!


I gave colleens mom a back seat drivers liscence, so colleen comes by her backseat driving honestly.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
4 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


He farts more than anyone I know, and he does so indiscriminately when he's at home.


sometimes when I am feeling particulately evil I fart in a store and shout! COLLEEN! stopppppppppppppppp lol boy does her face get red.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
5 by Marcie Helen
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


I'm the farter in the family...


and I will bet when you guys got together no one knew you farted, cause at first ladies are sooo well behaved {men too} I did not know colleen knew how to fart till we were together about 9 months, then she got comfortable and let them rip, now she raises her leg and aims them {only in private at home}
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

He snores.

He farts more than anyone I know, and he does so indiscriminately when he's at home.

I thought this was about bad habits, not male habits.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
His refusal to dry off in the shower, and not on the bathroom rug!

He makes a mess of the sink just to wash and brush up in the mornings!

He likes to collect junk - sees an electrical equipment thrown outside, oh it might be good, takes it home check it out, most times tosses it back!

Doesn't shave often enough - I hate whisker burns too!

His aim is bad, splashes me when I'm combing my hair! (sometimes I think he likes that heehee!)

Terrorizes the kids and me with sloppy kisses - haha, nope not so bad really!

The kitchen is a river when he washes the dishes!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
#9 by little_whip
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


By far, his careless smoking!

There are ashes EVERYWHERE, every day. I have wipe, sweep, and vacuum them up. And there isnt a single horizontal surface in the house without a cigarette burn, nor a single blanket, comforter, carpet, or bit of furniture.


when we were stoners and drunks we had NO sheets, blankets furnature that did not have burn holes, my body is burned and scared from nodding off and the pall mall burning thru my fingers.

I do not miss those days.

we smoke in garage, NEVER in house.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
#11 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


thought this was about bad habits, not male habits.


tff doc.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
#12 by foreverserenity
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


He likes to collect junk



so did colleen now we do not do it.


His aim is bad, splashes me when I'm combing my hair! (sometimes I think he likes that heehee!)


I squat to pee now, pressure sucks, I went from being able to pee the constitution to dribbles.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ryan doesn't really fart that much unless its in the morning...then he's full.


Dave farts all the time. Doesn't matter whether it's morning, noon or night, Dave farts. We can be sitting together, watching TV, and he'll just raise a cheek and let one rip. They're not usually terribly stinky, just loud.

and I will bet when you guys got together no one knew you farted, cause at first ladies are sooo well behaved


Not me, brother. I farted in front of Dave before he farted in front of me. In fact, I asked him why he didn't fart in front of me, and asked him to please start because that would show me that he really was as comfortable as he claimed to be around me. So, he started farting around me...and he just hasn't stopped.

sometimes when I am feeling particulately evil I fart in a store and shout! COLLEEN! stopppppppppppppppp


He doesn't do that, but he does let stinkers and fails to warn me upfront...so I get a noseful or if I'm REALLY unlucky, a mouthful...

thought this was about bad habits, not male habits.


It is about bad habits. I fart too! And I snore sometimes!


no offense to dharma or the other Brits that blog here) his attention to oral hygeine is...er...damn near non-existant.


None taken, sistah. We're notorious for having bad teeth.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Wednesday, August 10, 2005


ssomehow I do not think fart and pee conversation could make you run screaming anytime.

just my opinion.

btw? how can I get in on all this I.M. conversation? I would love talking to a few of you in IM.


MM
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
no offense to dharma or the other Brits that blog here) his attention to oral hygeine is...er...damn near non-existant.None taken, sistah. We're notorious for having bad teeth.


my baby has got great teeth, she was born in england {onna airforce base} in west riceslip {spelling} ?
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

It is about bad habits. I fart too! And I snore sometimes!

My Wife bitches about both as well, and has smacked me awake on occasion for both!  Only to return the 'gifts' several days later.

But I will admit, my snoring is worse and I do fart more.  I am male!  Women just dont keep their mouth closed long enough to build up the pressure.

{running and ducking for cover}

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehehe...this reminds me of a Simpsons episode where they go to a marriage retreat. They are asked to list their partner's flaws, and Marge goes on like that from evening to early morning when her voice gives out...hahaha

Adrian is pretty easy to live with.

Of course, he has the same issues with farting and on more than one occasion, he has farted "at" me. To be fair, though, I often say, "Hey, guess what?" and when the kids or Adrian turn to ask me what, I burp. Hehe.

I don't know...he doesn't really do that much annoying stuff. I'm the annoying one in the family.

Gah...

Sometimes he listens to the music in the car really super loud and then when I get in I nearly lose my hearing. But I pull the seat up really far (hey, I'm a lot shorter than him) and when he gets in, he's all cramped and has to move the seat back. So I guess that's fair.

Oh, oh...sometimes he obsesses with cleaning. I'm wanting to chill, and he'll be cleaning stuff that doesn't really need it. He'll spend an hour washing the porch. And he washes the car too much.

And he puts stuff in the passenger side so that when I get in I have to move a kevlar or empty Dr.Pepper bottle before I sit down.

*shrugs*

He's just not very annoying. You ought to ask him what I do that drives HIM crazy. Hahaha...that would be a long list.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
west riceslip


West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
22 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


west riceslip


West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!


thanx for the correction.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
22 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


west riceslip


West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!


thanx for the correction.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
22 by dharmagrl
Wednesday, August 10, 2005


west riceslip


West Ruslip, honey. Nice try though!


thanx for the correction.

for tex,
next time try a verp instead of a burp that will get him good.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know the farting is the worst of the lot, especially when i get cupcakes aaaggghhhhh, DISGUSTING!!!!

But that's Darren. I'll have to come back to this if i find someone new with horrible habits...
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
[email protected] you add me, though, my screen name comes up as "fupp you." (Or fupp off, or fupped up, or something like that. Its a reference to my most famous poetry penning name, finger-puppet, which got shortened to fuppet.)


thank you whip.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
No toejam clearners in living room> how about cutting toenails and not picking them up.

Reply By: island_gurl12Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2005I know the farting is the worst of the lot, especially when i get cupcakes aaaggghhhhh, DISGUSTING!!!!But that's Darren. I'll have to come back to this if i find someone new with horrible habits...


just remember farting is his way of saying "i know you accept me totally.]


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