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What Do You Dislike About the Opposite Sex?

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What Do You Dislike About the Opposite Sex?

from JoeUser Forums
The one thing I really can't stand about females is how most of them scream and go into hysterics at only the sight of a harmless insect or reptile. If they're poisonous (the reptiles and insects, not the females. lol) that's one thing, but when they're not, it's ridiculous.

Is it just easier to be afraid of all of them instead of learning which are dangerous and which aren't?

Does the fear of snakes have to do with Eve and the Serpent in the Garden of Eden?

This is the easy way to tell poisonous snakes from non-poisonous ones: All poisonous ones have triangular-shaped heads.

So what do you dislike about the opposite sex?

Guys: do you hate how women know we can't do without their naughty bits?

Girls: do you hate how men own everything? hahahaha
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe you assume too much.


Maybe... but I doubt it.

That saying anything but good morning is considered sexual harassment.


And that of the wide range of "sexual harassment," the section that is also "sexually satisfying" is but a small percentage. Now what's with that?

Dan
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dislike? Their illogic! The phrase - Cant live without them and cant live with them - is oh so true! We want them to be more logical, and yet, we love them because they are not.

The self destruction of man will not come from an alien, but from their own hand and lack of understanding between the genders.

Icon, you got a great one here!
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe... but I doubt it.


There are other ways to get sweaty.

Icon, you got a great one here!


Thanks.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
just one thing, I hate it that they can have multiple orgasims and we cannot.
---Modman

Yeah, but God paid us back for that; after all, we can have one no matter what happens in the action, how good or bad it is, but if they're not "into it", so to speak....it ain't happenin' at all for'em.

From my personal exerience, I hate the way they'll make plans to do something that, for a change, sounds like fun for both of you, then change their minds and not tell you.
When you, unaware of this change, ask about whatever the original plan was, they'll make a big deal out of it that you didn't know it wasn't the plan anymore.
Also, if you happen to bring it up in front of other people, the female will often make you look like an asshole for pestering her about it, even though it may be the only time you asked.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
There are other ways to get sweaty.


Such as?

Haha, just kidding. But seriously though...

Dan
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
Such as?


running around in the yard?
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good call, lemon.

Dan