Jafo Jafo

Hi...my name is Gullible....

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Hi...my name is Gullible....

...but you can call me Twit....

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I am interested in your partnership in business dealing. This business proposal I wish to intimate you with is of mutual benefit and it's success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation and a high level of confidentiality as regard this transaction. I am representing the board of the contract award and monitoring committe of the Zambian Ministry of Mining and Resources. I am seeking your assistance to enable me transfer the sum of US$30,500, 000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) into your private/company account. The fund came about as a result of a contract awarded and executed for and on behalf of my Ministry. The contract was supposed to be awarded to two foreign contractors to the tune of US$180,000, 000.00 (One hundred and Eighty Million United StatesDollars). But in the course of negotiation, the contract was awarded to a Bulgarian contractor at the cost of US$149,500,000.00 (One hundredand Forty-nine Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)to my benefit unknown to the contractor.

This contract has been satisfactorily executed and inspected as theBulgarian firm is presently securing payment from my Ministry, where our Board is in-charge of all foreign contract payment approval. As a civil servant still in active government service, I am forbidden by law to operate an account outside the shores of Zambia. Hence thismessage to you seeking your assistance so as to enable me present your private/company account details as a beneficiary of contractual claims alongside that of the Bulgarian contractor, to enable me transfer the difference of US$30,500, 000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred ThousandUnited States Dollars) into your provided account.

On actualisation, the fund will be disbursed as stated below.
(1) 20%of the fund will be for you asbeneficiary
(2) 80%of the fund will befor Us.

All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for asmooth actualisation of the transaction within the next few working days of commencement. For further details as to the workability of this transaction, please reach me as soon as possible for further clarification. Please, call me on receipt of this mail on Tel: +31 617 648 224 .


Thank you and God bless as I await your urgent response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Zaya Yanko.

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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Yeah, Jafo. You didn't tell us how much you made from this deal.


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Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top


Something should be done about these people. I've received them also, although recently my filters have been working pretty good. I'm sure they still come I just don't have to read them.
Siege of Centauri
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Dust off and nuke them from space.


Was denied access to the missile silo but did the next best thing....replied with a sarcastic oh woe is me and asked for an immediate cash advance to assist in feeding and clothing 4000 illegal immigrants hiding in my attic. These funds, to be transfered to me by way of a cash cheque to a post office box as federal authorities are monitoring my businesses and bank accounts for evidence to connect me with harbouring illegal aliens. To safeguard this 'oh so inviting' 8.5 mill inheritance, the proceeds of a vastly successful gold mine in Sierra Leone, I recommended they open a bogus offshore bank account as one of my aliases, attaching my 20% to a Visa debit card for instant and easy access. Wow...I'm rich, I'm rich! Hey Jafo, maybe we could go halves in a small piece of real estate.....Tassie sounds good :LOL

Seems to me, with all this wealth just itching to get out of Sierra Leone, it must be the richest nation on earth....Nigeria next to it, considering the hordes of multi millionare refugees now residing there...and breaking their necks to give huge sums of money away.

Now the rest of you, get to the back of the queue and wait your turn.
Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top
The fool and his money is soon parted.
Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I've gotten that piece of email slobber at least once a week. I find it amusing. Hope no one takes it seriously.
Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

The fool and his money is soon parted.

are ....Spell checker

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top
ok heres what we do
give me $30
then il give u half of what u gave me
so what u do to even that out is you give me double of what i just gave you
and il give u $5
and u give me back $10 change
Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

It is a billion dollar industry.


And a scumbag one at that....therefore, the relevant authorities should be taking it seiously. However, given the potential for increasing revenue, will they? Probably not, unless the international community unites, brands these parasites as internet terrorists (along with virus proliferators), and takes a stand against not only the scammers, but also the authorities whose half-assed token gestures give them immunity to continue.

It's said that violence only begets violence, but GRRRR
Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I thought I saw them all, but no, seems like they are taking a new twist!!




NIGERIA INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
LAGOS NIGERIA
MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH

From the desk of :Mr.UMEANO CHIDI
Attention: Benerficialy
Phone/fax: 234-802-5841-843
RE: BE CAREFUL OF HOODLUMS.
Sir/Ma,

Based on the finding in this investigastion department we wish to warn you against some touts.
We have been informed that some touts are contating you in respect to the collection of your fund in the total sum of $35 Million U.S.A Dollars that was long approved in your favour through the Wema Bank of Nigeria.

As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation assignments for some time codely known to no one but the Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop fraudalent activities in this country.

Although we have been able to come up with some good result about the people that have extorted money from you illegally and i wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by writting back because we want to make your payment to you without any delay but we must surely deal and bring this names to book if only you will indicate correctly any of them.

The names of the Touts that have been arrested are as follows:
1) PROF CHARLES SOLODO
2) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
3)DR. R.RASHEED
4) BARRISTER AWELE
6)BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7)Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
8)Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
9)Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Member

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the police and some of them have elope the country and note that if any of them is caught and find guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years(twenty five years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the constituition of this bank under section of criminal law.

So we are waiting for you to write us and inform us if any of the above names have once contacted you in respect to the your fund if yes dont waste time to indicate it immediately.
Note that the only office/paying bank that have right to pay or contact you in this Transfer is the Wema Bank of Nigeria which is been headed by the bank Governor. You must deal directly with them and do what so ever you are asked to do because that is the only way you will achive the success of the transaction.

We applogise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any dealy and lost this most have coursed you and promise that such thing will not happen again.And if you are dealing with any one of them regarding this payment we urge you to stop because you are taking a big risk and you never find your money any where because your money is with the above named bank.

Finally, we are expecting to hear from you today.
Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent response to this [email protected]

Yours sincerely,
MR.UMEANO CHIDI
Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

We applogise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any dealy and lost this most have coursed you

Applogise all you want...for your feeble grasp of spelling.... Spell checker

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Could their spelling be a dead give away??
Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top
wuts rohng with ther spelng?
aye dunt gitit.
Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I was hoping that putting the various errors together would reveal some wonderful hidden message...but alas and alack, no.

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Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Lets all get a lobotomy.
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Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

The names of the Touts that have been arrested are as follows:
1) PROF CHARLES SOLODO
2) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
3)DR. R.RASHEED
4) BARRISTER AWELE
6)BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7)Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
8)Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
9)Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Member


Wow, they sure has some corruption over there
Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top
And now they're being honoured with Ig Nobel Prizes http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4318888.stm

What's next....Knighthoods?