Think I'll Have Another

A Night in a Neighborhood Bar

from JoeUser Forums
Think I'll have another drink,
Just give me the bottle,
I don't want know one to think
That I'm a role model.

Think I'll have another swig,
Look at the man stare,
He may be very big,
But I really don't care.

Think I'll have another glass,
Feeling my temper cooking,
About to whip some ass,
If he doesn't stop looking.

Think I'll have another taste,
As the starer looks at me tough,
I'm about to get in his face,
For see of him I had enough.

Think I'll have another shot,
At him I begin to yell,
"Either we take this to the parking lot,
Or you can go to hell".

Think it's time for a cup of joe,
Don't need no whiskey or beer,
It turns out there was no mighty foe,
I was just looking in the mirror.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top


And to think, you have several more of these humorous pieces around...hope you share those as well sometime.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Interesting piece Udigit.....man in the mirror...nice!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
--And to think, you have several more of these humorous pieces around...hope you share those as well sometime.--

I do? I'm so lazy posting anything though.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
--Interesting piece Udigit.....man in the mirror...nice!--

Thanks, FS
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very nice - brought a smile
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
wonderful peice. Many times I looked into the mirror and say my worse enemy.

No longer though, Now I just see a tired old man, but my friend too.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
--Very nice - brought a smile--

Thanks, Buddah! It was hoping to make someone smile.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
--wonderful peice. Many times I looked into the mirror and say my worse enemy.

No longer though, Now I just see a tired old man, but my friend too--

Thank you, MM, I don't know about "tired old man" though. You sound young at heart to me.