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Reply to Macy's Parade in Humor JoeUser Forums

Honestly, never actually said it. Watched it once.... boring Guess we wuz jest too pour to know whut Macy's wuz.

Reply to Definition of success in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

waking up in the morning looking at my wife. seeing the black under her eyes seeing her hair stand straight in the air and the worse case of morning breath EVER. and think to myself what a lovely creature, how was I so blessed to have this woman in my life. Bless you, moderateman. The world needs more

Reply to Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

what, may I ask, is wrong with a good Mt Dew Nog once in awhile?? ParaTed2K, could you post the recipe? I may need to do some taste-testing. both my plasma and urine sam

Reply to Please Drive Slow in Humor JoeUser Forums

lol... I get what you are saying and appreciate it. On a side note, I have always been fond of adverbs as my name creates a nice one. My first and middle name: Heather Leigh pronounced: Heatherly ex. She heatherly gallops through the forest.

Reply to True Belief in Religion JoeUser Forums

You have done well, good and faithful servant. This was a touching article to a fellow Christian. God Bless.

Reply to Bernard Kerik Withdraws!!! in Politics JoeUser Forums

I just saw this on CNN a few minutes ago. Too bad. Did CNN mention if there was more to the story, or what the "personal reasons" might have entailed?

Reply to What You Need to Know in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'd ask for angels to watch over you, but I think that those positions are filled. That is beautiful, Beebes.

Reply to Bernard Kerik Withdraws!!! in Politics JoeUser Forums

That's too bad, he seemed like a good choice for the position Yes, he had bipartisan appeal, as you demonstrated whoman69. We rarely agree on anything, but on this....

Reply to Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

BWahahahahaha! #s 7 and 8 are too funny! Sadly SSG, my husband has done #8 and then explained that is why Santa is "magic"

Reply to Reacquainting myself with Super Mario in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

Oldies but goodies. Your baby is so sweet.

Reply to Definition of success in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Very insightful. I would only add "spiritual comfort" to the definition.

Reply to Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's so good to be a geek. It definitely makes life more interesting Yes it is! Not to mention we are a unique and special breed.

Bernard Kerik Withdraws!!! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Bernard Kerik who was President Bush's choice for Homeland Security Secretary has withdrawn his name for consideration. He cited "personal reasons." I am sorry to hear this news.

Reply to Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

but they sure may the world go 'round ... Yep and are usually the nicest, most caring people too (except the occasional freak)

Reply to "friday five" ... gonna find out who's naughty or nice in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1)What would you most like to get this year? nice: A new car (this is a dream too) naughty: beach, light drizzle, Zombie, me.... 2)What would you least like to get? nice: evicted naughty: no oral sex 3)What's the best you have had in the past? nice: The tattoo my husband designed for me for Christmas naughy: our honeymoon on the balcony 4)What's the strangest you’ve had ?

Reply to She is in love with a "queer eye" guy in Misc JoeUser Forums

Funny how you love those you can't be with. Yeah....how does it go...Opposites attract.

Reply to She is in love with a "queer eye" guy in Misc JoeUser Forums

wonder what her fiance (who is away doing military field stuff ) would think about his girl being in love with a gay man He would probably feel pretty safe. My best friend is gay, and if he weren't my husband would worry because I love him so dearly and think he is adorable. As it is, Zombie knows he has nothing to worry about. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif

Reply to Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That was hilarious heather. Very funny stuff Thanks BlueDev. I thought #1 was pretty relevant to some recent discussions on JU. Fun, the something is fun </TABL

Reply to Ghost of Christmas Past in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I should think up a good acronym to use instead... Yes, do. You are fond of them and pretty good at them too.

Reply to Are There Different Paths to the Same God? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

That is a very good explanation. Most think amoral is immoral. Thank you for the clarification Yes, it is a good explanation of today's definition of atheist, but not what the author was referring to.

Reply to Dumbass in Misc JoeUser Forums

ROFL That is too freaking funny!

Reply to Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I know Zombie has handed out a few #10's in his lifetime. Geeks have more something.....

Christmas According to Geeks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ways Geeks Celebrate Christmas 11. Mountain Dew-nog 10. Printing out "One Year of Free Computer Service" certificates to give to the family. 9. Designing elf-killing levels for your favorite FPS. 8. Explaining to children how it would be physically impossible for Santa to deliver all the presents. 7. Wear mistletoe hat and k

Reply to is your laptop sautéing your sperm ? in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Maybe the Lapinator will help. Seriously, this is something you can buy.... You guys weren't so far off.

Reply to Emergency Vehicles Should be Able To Plow You Over in Misc JoeUser Forums

Around here, the local paper has a column every wednesday with police reports of arrests. Not a wednesday goes by that at least one person is arrested or ticketed for "failure to yield for an emergency vehicle." This always brings a smile to my face. At least the police are following up!