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Monkeys..semen? What? Am I hallucinating? Geez dont do this I'm American..can't understand this crazy otherwordly slang. I'm gonna get the hell outta LA tonight, My mother is awake and chanting "68 is the perfect weight" like that girl in some movie. I'm not taking any more guff from these fucking swine. Your brother sounds like a cool guy. one brand wardrobe? He should advertise. Like Britney. Love DYl xxx
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Started reading and then BAM! Am now raging addict. God damn not again! As if i don't spend enough time on this thing when I should be sleeping. I can't imagine the long term damage, but it was totally worth it. Especially for that Ricki Lake article. IT's too damn early to laugh that hard..This one isn't bad either... Love Dyl xx
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Hehe, maybe cuz it's like 4 am or something, i have no idea, but this amused the hell outta me. My family is pretty crazy too, I'm stuck with my mother, who is somewhat unstable and her husband, who thinks everyone who doesn't play pro football is a fag. I loved your description of the sun set though, I could really picture it in my head. Genius. Hope ur good. But metaphorical sneezing? I can only imagine....<img src="../images/smiles/joke.gi
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Oh I just got ur comment on my last blog. Yeah, Hugh is a slimeball. I guess Holden is stuck with him, but he's tough, he'll hold his own. Maybe Hugh could teach him the finer points of pro football or something lol. My mom and him have been married for about 6 years i think. The baby's not due till like March next year or something. I'll go see my dad if I can money for plane tickets I suppose, but I'll need a job first... I'll try and write
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Of course I made it to the end honey. This is a tough subject to write about, but it's important that it's brought to light. My friend Lisa was in a similar situation with a boyfriend who beat her up and abused her sexually too. She left him, and she's staying with her parents now. I've seen the guy around a few times, and I can't tell you how much I hate him. I don't know why he did it or if he's still doing it now to some other poor girl, but Lisa wo
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*When* even.damn typos.
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Shit.that sucks! I'm sorry, that's a bitch..man , and ur girlfriend's comment- that is really kicking you when ur down stuff...what's that quote? "What sorrows come they come not single spies but in battalions" hope things pick up soon, I'm sure they will, they usually do. Hope ur back gets better real soon too!! Oh yeah, and I'm not denying shaving is a pain in the ass, but whe
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I think a little candor is a good thing personally, i mean if someone had something mean to say to me i'd rather they said it to my face, and just told me exactly what they thought, rather than keeping me in the dark, or bitching about me behind my back or somethin. Besides, it's not good to bottle things up, my mom says it gives you wrinkles... Oh and I thought ur sons little story was so cute! You might have a best seller there... love D
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Scar, This is fabulous writing, and I didn't think it was cheesy at all. Could you ask Peter to bring me some cheese on his way home from the moon? But let's get back to our sheep here, have I lost my touch? DYl xxx
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OOo I remember this song, it''s pretty cool, I think it's good advice but then again "Be careful whose advice you buy". And "Leave New York before you get hard, leave North California before it makes you soft"? Hon, I've lived in both, and I don't feel one or the other. I think its ur experience that determines how u are, not where u live..lol, My last day of highschool sucked, I had algebra and English- yuk! Would leave ya a longer comment, but I gots
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hey sweedie!! how are ya? I know how u feel about missing Kermit..am supposed to be droppin Holden off back home before I go to lalaland to see mom, but I am not big into this prospect..I feel like I only just got him!! I agree with you on the whole honesty thing, Holden's quite cool like that, maybe cuz i've known him for so long, but I can tell him pretty much everything. I don't think boys and girls will ever get it just right, but then again, i gu
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This sounds like something F. Scott Fitzgerald might write. And the wife sounds like my mother, which scares the crap out of me. I still like it, in spite of the fear... Love Dyl xxx
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This is so evocative, and beautifully written, and It brought back memories for me too, although most of them are probably quite recent since I'm having trouble growing out of that getting wasted with good buddies stage. I used to read a lot in highschool too, mostly cuz i hated everyone else there though, but I guess it's probably harder if ur a guy, i know most of the more.."intellectual" guys in my school got called faggots. But doesn't everyone s
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An inspiring article, and quite humbling I think, makes my blog so inane. well, it is. Good old Abe.. Anyways, thanks for ur last comment, a 3 day burn to LA perhaps? To be honest I'm trying to stay on the road as long as humanly possible and avoid my mother, plus i get distracted by local color. I've never roadtripped before, so I'm trying to soak it up. Plus Holden drives like an old woman. Still, should probably pick up the pace since money
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I don't think I've ever been groped on a dance floor, perhaps it's not an american thing..or maybe that just says more about me than american men!! Not big on Spanish food myself, and if you ever do take a roadtrip, bear in mind the food is even worse than spanish stuff! No, seriously. Although truckstops do good pie. Hehe. Must admit, am quite jealous of ur weekend, sounded waay
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Thanks for the comment. You were right about the sushi thing. Good excuse to eat junkfood, fresh food just isn't safe. I could go some underwear actually...Your roadtrip sounds way more interesting than mine. goddamn. Good article, lucky i have a change of underwear. good to see so many other people found it funny and i havent just got mad. I was getting worried when vegans started to amuse me. love Dyl xxx
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hey Sally, thanks for your comment and for not forgetting about me!I think i've been quite good with updates so far, all things considered...but no new article for me to read? ;-( sucks!! I was looking forward to somethin new...well, leave me a comment with the latest anyway huh? At least!! gotta go, but hope ur good, I wrote about Holden so i hope it answers ur questions see y
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Have missed reading your articles, wonderful as always, so was nice to catch up! I really like this, although I always feel stupid and mute in the light of ur work, and can never find any words to describe how i feel about it. So I guess we'll both have to live with my inadequacy, and I'll just tell you what you already know, and what everyone else will tell you I'm sure. So in want of anything new to add to the mix, I'll just say thankyou. And try my
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Ah St Pete's..paradise? N'est pas? Dyl xxx
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Loved this!I really do think u are a genius, and seeing as ur yet to prove me wrong..it reminded me of Fear and Loathing -yknow, the vision of the big winner emerging from the predawn chaos of a stale vegas casino ,only creepy..anyway, am gonna try avoid casinos if we get to Vegas..which may be v.soon, making good time. Anyway no time to write article, but maybe by the weekend. Sawing the roof off..guess I could try, but if it works, it is of
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How's u? It's about 6 am and I'm using the crappiest laptop we rented at this hotel (did u know u can do that?)Don't have time to write a blog *sigh!* as we're about to leave for St Louis, but I read ur article and was very touched by what you wrote! I can totally relate, as I've done exactly the same thing for almost my whole life. Have started to open up much more over the past 2 or 3 years though, and no need to give up your romantic notions as hehe
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Am supposed to be running for car but just wanted you to know I read this and I think its wonderful- i agree with all of the above! Love Dylxxx
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Hey sweetie i really wanna leave you a nice long comment but i gotta go!!Hecticness and i could only afford a half hour right now! But i skimmed ur article ( deserved a good read, but i got the gist!) and I wish i was a kid again all the damn time!! Stuff is good now with Holden, we're buddieroos, it's all cool. good to hear u and Kermit are getting on so well!! Fabulous!!ANyways will try and get back on line ASAP, wrote a new article, its rushed but
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Hey sally- how are ya?I don't know anything about soccer but it's cool ur team won, I'm guessing ur a big sports fan? I am soo not, the only sport I can play is hockey and that's only cuz I hack everyone into submission. I am quite scary with a hockey stick.. OO a baby on the way huh? V. exciting! And well, any excuse to shop! Baby clothes are so cute, I'd have a kid just to dress it. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmid
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