DylanZimmerman

Reply to I'm single in Dating JoeUser Forums

Amen Suz. You're single And fabulous. Dyl xx

Reply to Drops of enlightenment in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Sounds fascinating Dharma...my mom meditates and chants and things , I tried it myself but I'm too easily distracted. Seems the less I tried to think, the more thoughts I had! Good luck! Dyl xx

Reply to My boredom has outshined the sun in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

thanks for the comment Suz. Can't wait. We'll make writing a bit more glamourous..no lame book signings for us! *yawn*. How's your book going anyway? I have a chapter..I think it's pretty bad, but it was fun to write, so what the hell. Peeing in public does suck, but your story made me laugh Sal there are plenty a restaurants you can sneak into to pee. Actually last ye

Reply to My boredom has outshined the sun in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

"I reckon that there should be a boardgame including porn. " Well, Suz, there's always strip poker, not quite a board game but gambling is way more fun, and not half as wholesome. A james bond ball sounds fun. I'm just gonna go out with some friends and freeze my ass of watching the big ball drop (hehe i couldn't resist that last phrase). Dyl xx

Reply to "friday five" ... you're history ! in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1) "This is the end of the world news, sponsored by your God" (Tom mcrae), that song's damn catchy. 2)my dad, so we could be all smug and "I told them so" together. The apocolypse would cheer him right up. 3)Reading and listening to music. 4)partying. I'd dance my ass off, I wanna die on my feet. 5)a lot of cocaine. Dyl xx

Reply to The REAL Mastercard commercial in Humor JoeUser Forums

Frolic..I love that word. I don't think I've heard it for years... hehe..commitment is an even dirtier word if you ask me.. Dating does suck, especially when you just don't hit it off but you have to sit there and be polite whilst dying to run home and bitch about it! i can't help but think i'm just gonna end up miserable at the end of it all anyway..so why bother? I'm in kind of a funk myself..just feeling kinda "whatever" about eve

Reply to The REAL Mastercard commercial in Humor JoeUser Forums

Eek..now I'm scared..*hides under table* God it's summer in Australia isn't it? I have a hard time getting my head around this whole -world -is-infact-round thing. It is nice to have the sun at christmas time..Christmas is always a lot nicer when the weather doesn't suck. We're supposed to get snow this weekend though so fingers crossed... Hmm boy-thing is weird..we kinda broke up and then kind of unbroke up and now we're on a kind o

Reply to The REAL Mastercard commercial in Humor JoeUser Forums

We usually eat out at christmas too, it's far less stressful. And I couldn't be happier to be so far away from my family this time of year!! Test went fine..now I just have to find a school that takes in intellectually inferior specimens. Dyl xx

Reply to Just another waffle in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Aww, Sal, he's your Holden! infuriating, yet irresistable. "One thing I always promised myself is that I would never change for anyone."- Good for you! Stay strong, honey. I know its tough, but I think we fight hardest for the things it seems like we can't have. Maybe the most attractive thing about him is that he's unobtainable? Honestly though, I dunno..Just don't compr

Reply to The REAL Mastercard commercial in Humor JoeUser Forums

living person block? Are you feeling depressed Suz? Or just stressed..I know it 's a tough time of year, personally I hate it until christmas eve when I start feeling about 6 again (probably due to a combination of narcotics and lights on times square...) It's just miserable here..gray days, hardly any light. I haven't been around much..busy with Christmas etc., can't even think of anything to write except a big moan about consumerism and such

Reply to The REAL Mastercard commercial in Humor JoeUser Forums

thanks Suz, this made me laugh on an otherwise miserable day! How are you btw? Dyl xx

Reply to Back up outta my space! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Nope, it's definately not just you! I don't mind big crowds of people, or being squished up next to people at a gig or something, but that's kind of inavoidable anyway. But when someone's breathing down my neck in the store or the elevator or even a bar or something, I find it really creepy, so I just tell them to back off. I think generally, people don't realise if they're invading your personal space, so mostly they'll be respectful and pol

Reply to You're a zero on the hate scale :) in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Sal, I get the feeling you're pouring your heart out over this guy, but he treats you pretty bad. I know this might sound a little harsh, and i know it's tough when you have so much invested in someone (plus, I don't know him) but maybe he just isn't worth it. Instead of blaming yourself, maybe you need to realise how wonderful you are (and you are!) and go out and find someone who'll treat you right? I dunno, hon, but if it's making you this

Reply to oh, shut up, you did that to yourself in Misc JoeUser Forums

Jeez, mig, don't sweat the small stuff! I hate self help books too. My mom is a self help addict, and she drives me nutso with her "dilly you absolutely must read this book!!". They are trash, the chickflick of the literary world. Great article Vanessa. Dyl xx

Reply to To All Not Feeling Well... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I feel lousy too. It's cold season and the weather here is miserable- rain rain and more rain. Hope you feel better soon. Dyl xx

Reply to MUST SEE TV: First Amendment Project Films Air Tonite! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Sounds like a slightly more productive way to spend my Tuesday night than serving drunks more liquor, but hey- the latter gets me paid. Guess I better learn how to set that damn VCR. Thanks Kingbee. Dyl xx

Reply to What would you do without art???? Think about it!!!!!!! in Art JoeUser Forums

Amen to that. Dyl xx

Reply to weather - australian style in Travel JoeUser Forums

hehehe. You're an innovative nation indeed, and one hell of a sense of humor. Dyl xx

Reply to Hang on a moment - someone being nice on JU? in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Anytime Suz. No one can live in a vacuum. My dad used to say everything is everything else, and I like that thought. Weird things happen with me and people, I get the "I hate you , don't leave me" thing, swinging between self assertion and co dependance. But that's just so much shrink talk. What I mean to say is -everybody feels like hot shit-I don't need nobody- some of the time, and other times you just feel like shit-I want my momma *sni

Reply to Day Four Teaching Middle School Math in Misc JoeUser Forums

What a jerk! Some people are just asking for it.. I was so bad at math in school, I'm always impressed by kids who can do it. My friend Polly's youngest brother is sort of a math whiz..he freaks me out! Good luck with the teaching.. Thanks for the comments Dyl xx

Reply to Dude...that's so not PC in Politics JoeUser Forums

Do you sleep? You should write something about Sydney, I don't know squat about it, and I'll probably never see it.

Reply to Dude...that's so not PC in Politics JoeUser Forums

Why would you call a fat person fat? That's just mean. If you're gonna insult someone call them something neutral..like asshole. Everyone has one, nobody gets sued. And marco, I'm not nice, I'm sick. Sick-as-a-dawg. The New Yorker part is screaming at me to get my ass up and out there and flu bug be damned, and the cali girl just wants to go home and sleep in the sun. I do feel marshmallowy though, mostly in my brain. How are you? W

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks mano

Reply to Sob, sob. Poor me. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Suz- I don't know if this'll help, but I know exactly how you feel. Ever since I lost one of my closest friends recently I've felt like complete shit. I have a history of depression, but this feels different. It's a big fucking hole in my life, my heart, my soul- whatever- and the loneliness- in spite of having wonderful people still around me- is too much. I'd been thinking about suicide 24/7, but maybe I'd rather just have a coma- to sleep

Reply to Dude...that's so not PC in Politics JoeUser Forums

I suppose language is often used to create distance in some way, like you say a "bitch or a slut is so much easier to rape." I always feel language is inevitably restrictive, or sort of removed from reality to some extent...I think there's too much of a gap between the thing you want to define and the words you have to define it. Anyway, sorry i have no idea what I'm talking about. What I meant to say of course was- so we're a nation of lawye