Drop Bears - The Truth For those of you who do not know the facts about Drop Bears in Australia, I will tell you, so much as I know, as a warning to you and your family. Description The Drop Bear is described as an arboreal, (tree dwelling) carnivorous mammal of Australia, Phascolarctus Bityness, growing to around 4 feet in height. This des
Thanks Mack i needed a laugh BTW hope you are feeling better ..now that I have all ya germs. Jess
Why the fuck do men say we are hard to understand? They are the most frustrating creatures out !!!! Try arguing with a male ...do they listen ..NO They ask what's wrong ..you try to tell them ...aaarrrrggghhhhh You get back something entirely different. I often wonder why there are any sane women left on this pla
Dreamer ... feel free and what a nice compliment. Jess
In fact when applied diligently, say 20 times a night, this actually will work. You just have to accept 19 slaps in the face to get what you want. LMAO ...I admire your persistence Jess
Wow Alf .... bet the women love you !!! Such charm and character !!! BTW ..does anyone ever wonder why toilets have lids ......Maybe to CLOSE ..OMG what a novel idea Jess
Thank you for the nice comments. I'm glad that it could give you a lift. I don't really think about my writing i just kinda spit out my thoughts, but I'm glad you enjoyed this. If i can make people feel better about themselves ... I am happy. Jess
I am just me. Why is it when people compliment me and I reply with those words and a thank you ....does it upset them? I'm not trying to put myself down ...I guess I really don't think about it I am just ME. I don't consider " wow I am really good at this" I am just being me. I am happy in my skin. There are things I am good at and things I down right sti
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hahaha Winky Don't even get me started on the kitchen OMG Jess
OMG Mig ..I took your advice and wrote a poem to you I don't know which is funnier me writing a poem about your bumhole or me writing any kinda poem Especially at 6 am when i just climbed out of bed. Jess
For hours we searched last night Looking everywhere for her bumhole We thouroughly searched her site And comments from every soul We couldn't find it anywhere WE searched high and low On our knees under THAT chair wondering where could it go How can it be so hard to find The pervs saw it straight away This is eating at
mig ...until tonight i honestly can't remember when i heard bumhole last. I have searched through your article and comments no bumholes there not even an arse !!!! Maybe it was wishful thinking on the behalf of those dog LOVERS BTW it is kinda worrying that you are searching for your dog's bumhole <b
HAHAHA ...kids ..gotta love them. I had a cold sore and my nephew told his teacher that aunty jess had herpes.... the same day i picked him up from school. Jess
Mig ..Thanks for the best laugh I have had tonight still LMAO Jess
Rushes to add to to the post on how to score points. Follow Migs example ....aww at least you didnt talk about ya pussy, only ya doggie Jess
Sorry for saying beastiality Mig I promise I won't say beastiality or bumhole on your post again Jess )
Of course we are evil Jess
imajinit ...remove the socks honey ....we can tell the difference Jess
LMAO Mig Never would have guessed you were into beastiality OMG .....don't hide under the chair ..that means ya down on ya hands n knees Jess
MacGuiver could! Nice one Good article ...ty for explaining things so well. I am guilty of what probably alot of Aussies are ..which is viewing these things as onlookers ..you cleared up alot of things for me. Bu
Hang in there Dharma ..think how truly wonderful it will be. I admire you greatly for coping with such a long separation so well. jess
OMG Mig ..do we share the same friend? Jess
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WF ...TY and YVW it was only the truth Jess
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