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Reply to It's Official: 'Wardrobe Malfunction' has new legitimacy in Humor JoeUser Forums

Unfortunately, they are both Britney's too....

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Or you could hightlight, copy, and paste the text down in the box at bottom to translate. I meant that with CSS you could make the text even LARGER! I already knew how to translate the wingdings stuff... that's why I said: And TW, I do no such thing....

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

hehehe

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

And TW, I do no such thing....

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

If only we were embued with css

Reply to It's Official: 'Wardrobe Malfunction' has new legitimacy in Humor JoeUser Forums

It wasn't so much the addition to the language I objected to... it was the fact that it was Justin Timberlake who helped to add it....

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

I think we made him very angry!

Reply to A three-dimensional political spectrum quiz in Politics JoeUser Forums

You know everybody is filming everybody else... so there is nothing private anymore....

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Does this mean the republican party hates the bassoun? Does the New York Symphony know this? Well, they hate publicly-funded arts... so yeah, they hate the bassoons!

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Strangely enough, fagot also has this meaning: A person hired to take the place of another at the muster of a company. hmmmm

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

I looked it up... it means "A bassoon" So yes, seeing as I am ever so cultured, I am a Bassoon loving swine. I just never thought that loving the sound of a bassoon would make me immoral.

Reply to I Should Compromise My Beliefs for Political Expediency? in Politics JoeUser Forums

You get them their damn 5% Gideon! You and all the libertarians... go for it... shake the majors!

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

BTW: SIMPSONS REFERENCE FOR TW: I thought the book he'd be using would be "The Joys of Eating Milhouse"

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Oh, everyone knows the Democrats eat children.... its an open secret in Washington. That why they are for in-office day care... so they have a snack ready and available whenever they need one.

Reply to Memo to third party voters in Politics JoeUser Forums

I think its time for the Free Soil party to make a comeback.

Reply to Now this is the way to run an election! in Politics JoeUser Forums

It would be interesting to see Jesse Ventura and Arnold in the same arena again. And a Howard Dean-Zell Miller screaming match would be a big draw... but I think that Dick Cheney, like the Jolly Green Giant would squash the competition... I mean, he would fight so dirty, you know that and I know that.

It's Official: 'Wardrobe Malfunction' has new legitimacy in Humor JoeUser Forums

These are dark days indeed. The Associated Press, when describing an incident involving the current Miss Universe, a fashion show and a skirt she was wearing falling to her ankles, used the term Wardrobe Malfunction... which means that this turn of phrase is becoming more and more legitimate as a statement... sigh. Who would have thought that Justin Timber

Reply to Comcast Ad Kills the Tooth Fairy in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

I remember the furor Jamie Lee Curtis caused when she was on the Rosie O'Donnell show and talking about how Santa wasn't real and that you shouldn't lie to kids about it.... when the show was on in the middle of the day , when any kid could have potentially seen it.

Now this is the way to run an election! in Politics JoeUser Forums

On the island of Hong Kong, when you have a normal election, well, things move in the same way that they do in other democratic countries. But when there is a tie... well, that is when the real fun starts. In the event of a tie, instead of having a runoff election, the two tied candidates do something I thought was relegated to Shirley Jackson short storie

Reply to Bosox within 2 1/2 of Yanks; Brown Breaks Hand in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

The Red Sox haven't done it yet.... it looks good and all, but seeing is believing....

Reply to Death Toll in Russian School Hostage Situation at 322 in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I don't think they have a Michael Moore type character yet.... and I say yet.....

Reply to Imagination runs wild - Price for the love of horror in Misc JoeUser Forums

The Butterfly Effect isn't really a horror movie... its more a science fiction flick... but it IS creepy.....

Reply to Now I Know What's Wrong With Me in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Oh this is just the tip of the iceberg... I have so many more things wrong with me mentally... especially the passive-agressive thing...

Reply to Now I Know What's Wrong With Me in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Paranoid Personality Disorder Symptoms A pervasive distrust and suspiciousness of others such that their motives are interpreted as malevolent, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following: -suspects, without sufficient basis, that others are exploiting, harming, or deceiving him or her -is preoccupied with unjustified doubts about the loyalty or trustw

Reply to Armed with Spitballs. in Humor JoeUser Forums

I just had a flashback to that seminal Sinbad movie "First Kid" where the oldest kid from Home Improvement was spitballing the president's son, and Sinbad got that kid back by firing like a super-spitball from a giant straw.... Classic! Thanks for bringing that memory back for me!