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Reply to Toys Depicting 9/11 Attack Packed in Candy Bags in Misc JoeUser Forums

Think of what the ones that made it to the consumer will be worth as a collector's item someday...

Reply to Meet a Real Hero in Politics JoeUser Forums

Gotta get that book. Thanks!

Reply to We Offer Deals to People Who Assault 8yr Olds? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

We have a question in the jail I work at when someone ask how much time they could possibly get: "That depends" we say. "How much justice can you afford?"

Reply to Shoplifting or mistake? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You should of said "excuse me, I hope that child does'nt break those DVDs he sitting on" in front of the store employee. It would have been a good way to bring it to their attention without looking like a snitch and would have saved face for the woman.

Reply to Blogs are Not Free Speech Zones in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"Free speech" is a myth. Along with innocent until proven guilty, the governments here to help you, and money don't buy happiness. The closest thing I have ever seen to a true "free speech zone" is a detox cell.

Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

she's got a worthy body, but that's it. Bring back the who and the doobie brothers and Led zeppelin and the old Lynyrd Skynryd...

Reply to Forget the Points! Get a life! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Here's an insightful to you dude! I think you summed it up pretty damn well.

Reply to Lost souls in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've worked in a jail for over ten years and have known many killers. What's shocking as that most are so ordinary.

Reply to True Happiness in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I am a devout believer: Happiness is a choice you make and one you have to make daily.

Reply to A Real Life Scenario the new OT Laws could affect in Current Events JoeUser Forums

So far, I'm lucky. I'm administrative but still get overtime. I figure my bossess will figure this out eventually so they can have that $$$ for themselves at my expense. Usually the way it works don't it?

Reply to "Nipplegate" Republican Political Maneuver in Politics JoeUser Forums

Now that I think about it, nipples always have seemed to distract me...

Reply to Wahine's Ten Step Program For Becoming Popular in Misc JoeUser Forums

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Reply to Good Deeds and Justice in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I think forgivness is important. It's to get YOU off the hook. I don't think it means that the oppresor escapes consequences or responsibility. If I get drunk, God will forgive. But I'll still have the hangover.

Reply to big. fake. boobs. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I for one am not much of a boob man myself in terms of pure attraction, preferring more intimate parts of the anatomy, but I can certainly appreciate a nice pair of breasts. To me, however, nice usually means no bigger than a C cup. Anything above that is way too big for my tastes, and A or B is just perfect in terms of balance a

Reply to Favorite Words that Sound Dirty but Aren't in Misc JoeUser Forums

How about proper nouns? Lipshitz, Dilday, Chekov, Glascock, Dicky...

Reply to Favorite Words that Sound Dirty but Aren't in Misc JoeUser Forums

shitake (as in the mushroom), homogenized (?), maybe...pheasant plucker? morter forker? condominium?

Reply to Favorite Words that Sound Dirty but Aren't in Misc JoeUser Forums

shiite farthing pussywillow aww! only can think of three!

Reply to Who is My Savior? in Religion JoeUser Forums

I wasn't going to give blood today. I didn't want to deal with the lines and the wait. After reading this, I changed my mind and went. This last pint brings me to the four gallon mark. If my pint saves a life, look what YOUR blog accomplished!

Reply to Are we all disposable? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

A date with Rosey once in a while is natural, but to prefer her to say...REAL SEX with another person, Yeah...I think that's a bad thing Agreed!

Reply to Are we all disposable? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

the sex you just had with Rosey Palm and the big tittied bitch on your puter screen. You make that sound like a bad thing...

Reply to A Question in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

cigarettes were killing me. I had already watched them kill my best friend. I let them go over 6 years ago. Hardest thing I ever did, but I can see now it was worth all the pain.

Reply to My favorite song. What's yours? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Leaves are falling all around, It's time I was on my way. Thanks to you, I'm much obliged For such a pleasant stay. But now it's time for me to go, The autumn moon lights my way. For now I smell the rain, And with it pain, And it's headed my way . Ah, sometimes I grow so tired, But I know I've got one thing I got to do, Ramble On, And now's the t

Reply to Changing sexuality more than you change your socks? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I've had relationships with men and women. Most importantly though, I've had relationships with specific people that I really found attractive for different reasons. Intellectually, emotionally, and yes, physically. For me, it's not really something where I would say I enjoyed being with men more than women, or vice versa, but mo

Reply to Brit girls who pay Thais for no-strings Sex in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

It's not for me, but I can understand it. Especially the "no strings" part. Therein lies it's appeal as far as I'm concerned.

Reply to What Goes on Behind Closed Doors in Misc JoeUser Forums

The comment about the gerbils could well be urban legend. Boy, would I love to see the Discovery Channel's Mythbusters tackle this one!