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Reply to WC Challenge: Habitual Rolos in Writing JoeUser Forums

Wow, color me impressed! That was really, really good! Very... prosy if that's a word (well it is now!) I enjoyed it immensely. It flowed along very well.

Reply to The Mysterious Third Option in Misc JoeUser Forums

A friend of mine uses an invented word 'Po' to explain these third options. Interesting. And an interesting article, BG. Hmmm...follows along the lines of the value and useful-ness of the "gray area" that is so disparged these days.

Reply to The Mysterious Third Option in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yes and no-this or that-one or zero. On the basis of this elementary two-term discrimination, all human knowledge is built up. The demonstration of this is the computer memory which stores all its knowledge in the form of binary information. It contains ones and zeros, that’s all. Because we’re unaccustomed to it, we don’t usually see that there’s a third possible logical term equal to yes and no which is capable of expanding our understanding in an unrecognized direction. We don’t even

Reply to Attention Admin!!!!!!!!!! A Little help please!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Rest and return when ready Elie. That's the important thing. take it easy, Elie!

Reply to My 6 Responses to the 6 Word Writing Challenge in Writing JoeUser Forums

Here's mine: Six words you say? No way!

Reply to Fags in Misc JoeUser Forums

Why are all the football stadiums covered in Astro Turf in NC? They dont want the cheer leaders grazing after the games. How come the blondes in California don't wear mini skirts? Because they don't want their balls to hang below the hem-line... (Mason's gonna wring our necks Doc for hijacking his thread!)

Reply to How Long Since You Got Laid? in Misc JoeUser Forums

living in a house that's 1340 square feet with a 21 year old home from college on spring break and a sixteen year old who's always having friends over ain't too good on the sex life. But other than that I think it was Tuesday.

Reply to Fags in Misc JoeUser Forums

Why wasn't Jesus born in Oklahoma? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Buh-rump-ah..

Reply to Fags in Misc JoeUser Forums

Navy - the head Texas - the shitter. England -torch, US -flashlight Texas- virgin, Oklahoma- ugly third grader

Reply to What did you do for St. Patty's Day? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Let's see... I made pork chops for lunch, took a nap, planted some honny suckles vines by a trellis I built, trimmed some shrubs, drank several bottles of Coors Light, grilled a steak and that's about it. Exciting, huh?

Reply to Captain Crunch and Breast Milk in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My only suggestion.....WRITE MORE. Ditto. You along with a few others is why I keep coming back. One (wo)man's boring is another man's interesting .

Reply to So You Think You Know Me? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"I AM JEN." Yeah. I noticed that froglegs says "arse" a lot. Hmmm...Jenn said "arse" a lot too. Coincidence? I submit it is not.

Reply to Cheap Taxis And Stupid Food Delivery in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Wal Mart isn't exactly a night on the town Heh. Around here it's like steppin' out if ya get my drift. Oh well, glad you got out for a while, anyway.

Reply to Captain Crunch and Breast Milk in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm not eloquent like most of you Yes you are! Heh, I just waved my oldest goodbye as he left back for college on Spring break. Ya know, raising these kids doesn't really ever get easier. I think a lot of people think of human milk as being gross, but when you think about the fact that we drink milk from a COW, that's

Reply to Trigger Happy - JUWC (bad habit challenge) in Writing JoeUser Forums

Wow What a smart little story this is... Excellent. I agree with the Masons. A good read.

Reply to The sound I hate the most in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

I'm familiar with that sound on a little one. I hope all is well soon, Donna.

Reply to Feeding in the zoo. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oops....nearly forgot: WWW Link gotta maintain that image, ya know...

Reply to Feeding in the zoo. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hi Jenn. Long time no see...

Reply to WHITE LIFE: SATURDAY MORNING EDITION in Writing JoeUser Forums

As usual I'm late in catching on and to the party. Nice read Mr. Ennarath, I'll be paying more attention to your blog from here on out...

Reply to FOOLISHNESS: I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am the sum of my wonderful friends Ooh, that's kinda a scary thought there, Maso...

Reply to for kicks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I felt so smart and capable when I was young and I've spent the past several years eating humble pie. I hear that. I used to know all the answers, but now at 46 I feel I don't know shit. Weird.

Reply to for kicks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Glad to hear you're doing well and that you're writing, even if it is only for yourself. I agree with Maso (to a point -heh, I've been drinking - I don't agree with the "only to yourself" part) Been missing you, Girl. You've been on my mind.

Reply to JUWC - another response to the recent challenges in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

The only meat I'll eat on Friday? Nun...

Reply to You Have To Love Nice People in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think most people will help out someone in need but are dissuaded from it out of fear these days. A few years back there was an elderly gentelman here who pulled over to help some people on the side of the road with their hood up. Thing was there wasn't anything wrong and they were just posing. They beat him and stole his wallet and left him there. But! funny thing! He had three sons who all worked in the oil field and somehow, someway they caught up with these guys. heh, I don't wanna tell ya