Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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Reply to What Theologian are you? in Religion JoeUser Forums

I figure you're making a funny though. yes. I didn't sleep through ALL of history class but I did try to stay on the back row. WWW Link

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Reply to The Word in Poetry JoeUser Forums

This is a really insightful read. I agree. But then I've always found you to be an insightful person, Maso. (wished it would rub off on me!)

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Reply to Epiphany. in Misc JoeUser Forums

But what I miss most is my Muse. She done gone wanderin', and ain't showin' no sings of coming back. mine's cut out too.

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Reply to Sometimes Being Ugly Is A Good Thing in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I walked right through the midst of the largest group of them Heh, I learned that trick a long time ago. Keep your head up and walk amongst them like you own the place. Any old convict will tell you that too.

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Reply to I, American in Life JoeUser Forums

I'm tough and I'm Texan with a neck good and red. Elton John said that and I've always kinda (more or less) identified with it. WWW Link

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Reply to I'm a saint and I loathe people. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Waste of bandwidth right here. Total waste of bandwidth. Not to my eyes it isn't. But then saying that is a little paradoxical -it's like that old Groucho Marx saying about how I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member...

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Reply to Random bits of nothing in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I bought a power washer a month or so ago at Lowes for $99. (Something small like 1200 psi) I power washed and sealed my entire deck. I power washed the sidewalk and drive way, the roof. Heh. We have really big trees and the sap makes large black strips down the shingles. I spent a few hours up there and wa-la, looks like a brand new roof. All clean and sparkly. I power washed the gutters, the brick, the down spouts, some mini boulders in my flower bed. </

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Reply to It's Too Big in Misc JoeUser Forums

I had a big wheel and I loved it. I woulda been hell-on-wheels if I had a had one... WWW Link Heelies? Heelies (or heelys) are those shoes with wheels in the heel like a skate

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Reply to It's Too Big in Misc JoeUser Forums

He can't ride your bent and you can't ride his Big Wheel. I wished they had of had Big Wheel when I was a kid (or those heely things would have been cool too 'specially 'cause back in those days nobody cared if they were dangerous or not!)

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Reply to Midnight Special in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm a warm weather gut through and through. Gimme heat. Gimme sun. Gimme the dog days and I'm at my happiest.

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Reply to Unnatural Man in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing? 26Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature? 28"So why do you worry about cl

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Reply to Wellbutrin Makes You A Lightweight in Misc JoeUser Forums

Here's an old trick to cheapen your drunk that I've heard from the "experts" at work: take about three aspirin before a binge. I guess it thins the blood and gives the alcohol more "punch" so to speak. Anyway, they swear by it.

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Reply to I Lost It in Blogging JoeUser Forums

" OOOOHHHH...that's what zinged by me a minute ago when I went outside!!" Shovel's virginity? Did it look like one of these Donna?

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Reply to I Lost It in Blogging JoeUser Forums

maybe its with my virginity somewheres. I lost it a long time ago and haven't seen hair nor hide of it since.

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