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Thatoneguyinslc's Rant of the Week in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know what I hate? 1. Fat people that meander through Costco: How can two human asses block a 14 foot aisle? Answer: Simple! Put a free sausage sample cart in the middle of it! Join a gym you fat bastards. 2. People who dress their pets for the holidays: Either have kids, or seek serious fucking psychiatric help. And stop sending me pictures o

Reply to Things I've Learned Being Single in Dating JoeUser Forums

I know what you mean on some of these... Shop vacs can clean up all kinds of wacky mishaps Expiration dates: Good to know. Toilet seats can also stay up for a while. I've seen it with my own eyes! I hate german mechanics...Evil greedy bastards. I found out about the rental car thingie the hard way. Thankfully, i had a spare key. Some of the things on your list that i have yet to discover are... Stap

Reply to I "live" in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Evil never dies Mod... Glad to know all is well.

Reply to Review repository in Music JoeUser Forums

It's about time. You know wayyy too much about 80's metal to keep it to yourself Doc.

Reply to Who is Brad? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Jeez Tex...Tuck your tongue back into your mouth... : :

Reply to Rockin' the suburbs yo! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Let's face it... Kaysville is not really a suburb of SLC

Reply to Who's the bigger Dick? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Okokokokokok! I'll revise the ponts system... One point for each, one-half point for a tie... My scores were 1. TIE 2. TIE 3. Tricky 4. Bigtime 5. Bigtime. 6. Tricky 7. Bigtime 8. Tricky. The swearing is one of the few things that i like about Bigtime. 9. Bigtime. 10. Tricky 11. TIE They're both dirty as hell. Totals: Tricky D: 5 Bigtime: 5 Still a tie! Imagine th

Reply to Salting Winter Roads in Misc JoeUser Forums

You wanna talk about salted roads?? The SLC stands for SALT Lake City ya know... Last night while driving down I-15 I noticed what i thought was a fog bank on the freeway. I had my window cracked as i drove through it, and all of a sudden i could taste salt. Turns out it was pulverized salt dust on the road surface from the previous three days of snow. They use it out here because of the plentiful supply. I wish they would use more o

Reply to Who's the bigger Dick? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Gephardt? I admit that he is kind of a weenie, but i don't think he qualifies for "Big Dick" status... Score it with the material provided Dr G!

Reply to Who's the bigger Dick? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Here's how i score it... One point for each, one point for a tie... 1. TIE 2. TIE 3. Tricky 4. Bigtime 5. Bigtime. 6. Tricky 7. Bigtime 8. Tricky. The swearing is one of the few things that i like about Bigtime. 9. Bigtime. 10. Tricky 11. TIE They're both dirty as hell. Totals: Tricky D: 7 Bigtime: 7 It's a tie kids... They're both big Dicks!

Reply to Snow, Snow, Snow! in Parenting JoeUser Forums

I'll be happy to send you a truckload of snow for the kids to play in... It's been snowing here for the past week!

Reply to Who's the bigger Dick? in Politics JoeUser Forums

I know king...I know...

Reply to Taxi driver CONFESSIONS! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Serenity....I salute your husband! (no, it's not the usual "one fingered" salute most cabbies use) Driving cab in NY is like the Indy 500 and special forces school all rolled into one.

Reply to College Football Bowl Predictions in Football JoeUser Forums

You picked Ga. Tech over Utah in the Emerald? Hardly! Utah by 14

Reply to Who's the bigger Dick? in Politics JoeUser Forums

I think the jury's still out on "bigtime" as to wether he's as big of crook as Tricky D... We will see!

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Who's the bigger Dick? in Politics JoeUser Forums

I dunno... Pretty tight contest! Thanks for reading, thatoneguyinslc

Reply to Rockin' the suburbs yo! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You good sir, are the new meat Yeah...Tell me about it! I feel dirty!

Reply to Confessions of an Addict in Humor JoeUser Forums

Geez, You need help man. I'm sure it started innocently enough. A little french roast on the weekend...No big deal! You can quit anytime right? Then you moved onto heavier roasts...Kona, Tanzanian Peaberry....Then all of a sudden before you know it... You're mainlining Jamacian Blue Mountain in some alley with a bunch of rastafarians! It's ok....I understand. I am afflicted with the same addiction....Just not at your level! :

Reply to Bush Avoids Duty Again! in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

Let's face it, news of dubya shirking resposibilities is hardly new. I think we actually expect it and are dissappointed when he doesn't do it... : : Seriously, not that big of a deal. Hell i've blown off jury duty before. It's our right as americans to do so!

Reply to M*A*S*H Fans of the world… in TV Shows JoeUser Forums

BJ was named for his parents... Bea and Jay Hunnicutt. I've noticed one glaring omission though, and he's one of my favorite side characters... Col. Flagg! Give the man some props ppl!

Reply to Long week on the road in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Sounds as if you are in pretty high demand. Maybe all that fancy book learnin is going to be put to use after all. : : I sympathize with you about the travel...Been there, done that before!