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Reply to Have You Seen My Kids? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

CareV: Thank you! As to the spam & cheese: 1) I'm a jerk. 2) I just thought it was generally funny. . . . . sometimes I can't help myself . . . please forgive me!

Reply to I Have a Dream in Misc JoeUser Forums

Gideon: That was the plan, wasn't it? Your house is the purple one with the cellphone tree in front of it, right?

Reply to Who can you believe when they are all so believable? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Sorry . . . couldn't help myself!

Reply to Censorship... in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

SSG: I have to say, if I saw you at the commissary and you were wearing that shirt, I would be a bit . . . ummm . . . bothered. One of my kids reads, and he is dying to expand his vocabulary.

I Have a Dream in Misc JoeUser Forums

Many people contend that they don't dream . . . this is not true. We all dream, but some of us just don't remember what it was that we dreamt about. I am the kind of person that has vivid, wacky, and sometimes scary dreams that I almost always remember the next day. I am wandering through a store, looking at pink pumps and shiny black maryjanes. I pick

Reply to What If The Sky Was Red... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

How do you know that the color we all call pink doesn't actually look like green to someone else or blue to another? Maybe my blue sky and your blue sky look a lot different . . . what if what tastes to you like chicken tastes to someone else like a strawberry? What you're the only real person and all the rest of us are robots that are trying to fake you out? What I'm Bruce Willis and you are all dead people? What if eating more made you thinner a

Reply to Are Romantic Comedies Destroying Society? in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

See, Zoo? A chicken dinner and a blow job alone are worth one When Harry Met Sally, don't you think? (and that's not even taking into account the sheets, runny noses, underwear folding, coffee making, favorite tv show taping, and other kind and selfless things we do for you guys) You do something WE like . . . we do something YOU like . . .

Reply to Are Romantic Comedies Destroying Society? in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Zoo: Nice rant. I have to disagree with you, though. Women are constantly subjected to BS that teaches them that they are not good enough as they are. Being a woman is difficult because there are constantly others telling you that you: are too prude or too promiscious are too fat or too thin are a ball buster or too ditzy have an unsightl

Reply to Attention K-Mart Shoppers! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ah, reality TV... people with no shame showing people with no lives the actions of people with no sense. Now THAT was insightful! (Although I shamefully admit having watched . . . and enjoyed . . . certain tasteless reality

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

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Reply to Do I really have to be a whore? in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Lizzy: Babe, I honestly don't think anyone can be considered "frigid" for not having sex at 16. However, if you hang out with kids who are partying and having sex, you are likely going to be ridiculed for not sleeping around. Make your own decisions about sex based on your values and don't succumb to pressure to fool around just to have a lurid story to tell. Good luck! </font

Reply to Floozie is bored in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Suz: My husband is deployed in OEF and is near Afghanistan. He gets leave in late September/early October - yea! He will be home from the deployment in March or April. I do miss him tons. But I have two precious little boys (and a new obsession with JU) to keep me busy! I live in Hawaii (Oahu) and we have tons of great sushi here, but that specific roll is what I crave! I enjoyed filling it out . . . and I enjoyed reading eve

Reply to Morals and morality in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I think the best way to teach morality is to model it. Having said that, I think it is important to discuss it with your children and let them know what you feel is right and wrong. If you start with them at a very young age, these things that you teach them will stick with them. They will make their own decisions as they get older as to what they should and should not do, but your words and your example will be in the back of their minds as they do

Reply to Floozie is bored in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

FIRSTS – BESTFRIEND – Tenille aka Lobsterhunter KISS – a scrawny kid named Justin BREAKUP – also a scrawny kid named Justin - we had a torrid 3rd grade love affair SCREEN NAME – Alternachick ALBUM – Thriller ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE – Hot Damn PETS – Brown Sugar, a little brown cockerspaniel (sp?) PIERCING – ears and belly button although I didn't keep either long because I am allergic to metal TRUE LOVE – see torrid 3rd

Reply to Finally started setting up a home studio in Professional Work JoeUser Forums

KarmaGirl: What beautiful photos! Your daughter is precious. On my site, there is this picture: http://www.angela-marshall.com/photos/others05.jpg everyone thinks she looks so "peaceful". She's actually kicking the crap out of the poor willow tree. You have a very good sense of when to tak

Reply to Of Rats & Men & a Whacko Tyrant in Turkmenistan in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

kingbee: I'm sure he is . . . he's a medic and is additionally much utilized by the Army for vaccinating others . . . but I might use peroxide on him, just for fun Actually, this is all interesting stuff . . . I had no idea . . . so many things that I don't know . . .

Reply to Another One I Like in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Raven: Thank you! Janders: Thanks! SSG Geezer: Thank you! I had mine done at Sears, but I'm sure they have patriotic backgrounds elsewhere as well . . . you could probably even do one at home. I like the fact that it shows them interacting rather than just staring into the camera. As a little side n

Reply to What's your favorite limerick? in Humor JoeUser Forums

citahellion: Awww . . . now I have two! Very cool. Although - I've had two kids, so I don't think you want to think of me in a bikini! I'll throw some shorts on . . . there, much better. T

Reply to As Silly As It Can Get in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Confusing: That really sucks. I feel for you. The photos from the birth of my second son came out double exposed with photos of my younger brother's high school trip to a theme park. Nothing you can do about it when something like that happens, either. Arrggh!

Reply to Brit girls who pay Thais for no-strings Sex in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Sally: Interesting post. Some have argued that marriage and defacto's where the one partner doesn't work and trades sexual favours and the keeping of home and hearth as simply another form of prostitution, acceptable because we couch it in romantic terms

Reply to don't let me die in a funny way in Misc JoeUser Forums

mig: Do you ever read news of the weird? Link They have a section called "undignified deaths" and although I guess it shouldn't be amusing . . . some of them are . . . I'm sorry . . . I'm a bad person, aren't I?

Reply to Clothes and Names matter in school! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

blondelife: I remember high school very well, and I can imagine that you are under a lot of pressure to conform and to wear the "right brands" and behave in a certain way. What seems like four long, torturous (sp?) years right now will be over in the blink of an eye, and the jeans that you (or your parents) spent $80 on will be out of fashion, but the accomplishments you have made and the character you have built up within yourself will sti

Reply to Siege of the Deer, Final Reckoning in Humor JoeUser Forums

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My sentiments exactly, Chiprj. SPC Nobody Special - you are some kind of genius, I swear! I prefer the South Park ending, but I'd like to

Reply to I'm lopsided. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

KarmaGirl: I saw that same episode! Wonder if anyone's ever been saved by a butt implant?