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Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can dig it.

Reply to Is it Ghettofabulous yet? in Home Improvement JoeUser Forums

Obviously this is off topic, but I thought maybe you might find it interesting to know that they will be turning the golf course into housing. It's all part of the magical privatization (sp?) plan that will solve all of our housing problems and comes complete with a repair man with a giant Playboy bunny tattooed on his neck! Excited yet?

Reply to should adultery be illegal in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Interesting post. I love reading your thoughts. I wonder what it is that makes some faithful and others not? We are all faced with temptation to indulge ourselves in a sexual attraction or to create a relationship based on our desire to feel desired or interesting. What is it that makes the difference between giving in to the temptation and choosing to realign ourselves with our spo

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Perfect. See, we're making the world a better place already!

Reply to Hemp in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the info (and for not making me feel like a moron).

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Right on, Dharmagrl! Use your garlic breath to disable him!

Reply to Is it Ghettofabulous yet? in Home Improvement JoeUser Forums

We are also in the nice housing at Schofield (thank God!), and the RAO comes by often to ticket offenders (such as myself - who knew not rolling up the waterhose was a ticketable offense?) but my neighbors are insane. We've got cars parked on the street instead of the garage, Tim McGraw (or sometimes J Kwon) blaring from 7 am to 2 am, basketball goals sitting outside of every other house, drunk

Reply to Hippy, Punk, or Computer Nerd? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sally: I think you're totally right about kids bringing joy when you least expect it. Thank you for your comment. Ravenblack: Thank you so much!

Reply to Hippy, Punk, or Computer Nerd? in Misc JoeUser Forums

M-Post: Thanks for your comments. I can get frustrated with him sometimes, but he is really just the coolest kid ever. Kingbee: Thank you. If you don't mind, I want to share your comment with him. I think it would really make him feel good. Thanks, thanks, thanks, guys! It is very fulfilling to know that people are reading and thinking about the humble things I w

Reply to Limerick Review of Spiderman II in Fiction JoeUser Forums

Nice.

Reply to Ladle Rat Rotten Hut in Humor JoeUser Forums

Yea! I read it! Way cool.

Reply to When Muppets Attack in Misc JoeUser Forums

Everytime I see a post that I know will likely enrage or otherwise disturb me, I fight the urge to click on it by running the "Just Don't Look" song from an old Simpsons Halloween epsisode (where large outdoor advertisements had come to life and were destroying the town) through my mind. This technique has been very successful for me, because, lets face it - the temptation is very strong (for me anyways) to read something controversial just for the dr

Reply to Hemp in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

OK, I have a silly question, and I realize this may make me look like more of a moron than usual, but I've seen tanning lotion containing hemp on the shelves at tanning salons, and I am wondering, if hemp is illegal here in the US how are they able to sell hemp lotion?

Reply to Axis of Evil and Allies, A new version of an old game in Politics JoeUser Forums

This is really funny. I always enjoy reading your posts. You should market this game - I'd buy it.

Reply to I want to be famous.. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I don't care to be famous, although jaw-droppingly gorgeous I could handle. I could sway people to do my bidding with the mind-numbing power of my unfathomable beauty. Never again would I pay an extra 80 cents for beans instead of beef on my Cheesy Gordita Crunch! But alas - it is not meant to be.

Hippy, Punk, or Computer Nerd? in Misc JoeUser Forums

*disclaimer: if you are a hippy, a punk, or a computer nerd kid (or adult for that matter) and you read something in this post that can be taken two ways and one way offends you, I meant it the other way* My seven year old is a sensitive new age guy. He is health conscious. He cares deeply about the environment. He promotes animal rights. He wor

Reply to Enticed and Captivated in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Wow. This was an amazing read. I enjoyed it immensely and I look forward to reading more of your writing.

Reply to Is it Ghettofabulous yet? in Home Improvement JoeUser Forums

You just gave a pretty good description of my on post neighborhood. And there are over 10,000 soldiers deployed from my base, but somehow everyone on my street (except my husband, of course) is still here. Blech.

Reply to What is your dream job? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I'd be an ice cream taster (it is too a real job!). I'd have to invest in a personal trainer, but it would be worth it. Do you think they'd let my boys come to work with me?

Reply to American Soldier war! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

This is a sweet poem. Do you have the source?

Reply to Suicidal Geckos in Misc JoeUser Forums

Kingbee: Have you read about the little old lady who swallowed a fly?

Reply to When Intelligence is a Liability in Misc JoeUser Forums

Shitzu: " He's Nick Burns, your company's computer guy ! " OK, with that out of the way, I must say that I find it daunting to even enter some discussions here because I do not have the intellect to keep up or for fear that I will be, as Bakerstreet puts it, "bludgeoned with my own logic". JU can be very intimidating, but it also gives me the opportunity to gain a broader understanding of the world around me. I would li

Reply to Suicidal Geckos in Misc JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the encouragement, everyone. It seems that all of us here have played a little part in the gecko circle of life.

Reply to Ladle Rat Rotten Hut in Humor JoeUser Forums

This is very cool. I'm working on it, but being a geek of a bit lower order of intelligence, it might take me a little while!