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Reply to Bush nominates Miers to be Scooter Libby's lawyer in Humor JoeUser Forums

Bush has already regrouped from Libby’s decision, nominating Miers to perform Dick Cheney’s open heart surgery. heh heh......low blow, but very funny.

Reply to Sharper Image Shiatsu Chair Destroyed My Back! in Misc JoeUser Forums

You're not supposed to use those things for more than a few minutes at a time. Seems they can cause extreme lower back pain or something. Oops, should have brought that up in the vans sometime, huh?

Reply to Are You Ready for Harry? in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

My buddy Christopher Bahn wrote a wonderful interactive article So, like you know the walking skeleton guy from The Machinist? Wow. (just kidding. mostly.) (that guy still makes me want to go eat an entire tub of lard when I think about that movie........)

Reply to Complete not Rewrite the History of the Iraq War in Politics JoeUser Forums

Given all the polls, and I do mean ALL, about 2/3 of Americans agree with me. Right, because if they don't actively approve of everything he's doing overall, it means that the people of america agree with every condemnation you have. Uh-huh, pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Reply to And just like that......... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Shade tree mechanics" perform their labors under the shade of a tree in their yard, instead of a shop. Yep. Exactly so. If said tree is an oak or maple, a large limb may also be used with a chain hoist to pull engine blocks. Although I personally recommend against that particular practice as hazardous t

Reply to Going back to the dark side. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Translate for the rest of us? Means they've got surplus soldiers for that job and they're letting people move to other jobs. (MOSs)

Reply to And just like that......... in Humor JoeUser Forums

40% of 90 is 36. Yes, and I would cry my eyes out at night over if his labor prices were unusual for the area, and I got a mere 20, or 25 dollars an hour instead. We shall see........I think I'll call him tommorow.

Reply to Explosives, not airplanes brought down the WTC in Misc JoeUser Forums

I didn't write the paper! Nope, but you regurgitated it into your blog. Not bad by itself; I've done this occasionaly, usually with a quotation, but surely you had a reason, right? Plain ole scientific curiosity? Even the posting of material not your own implies an opinion. I admit the idea's possible. Not plausible, but hey, weirder stu

And just like that......... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Just to warm you up, a joke. Written on the headstone of one of an Army Mule. (they used to be kept as mascots) (actually i heard somewhere that this one was real, but who knows?) Here lies Sally the mule. During his 15 years of service to the United States Army he kicked over forty privates, twenty-two sergeants, fourteen lieutenants, eight captains, five ma

Reply to Explosives, not airplanes brought down the WTC in Misc JoeUser Forums

That’s correct – no such steel-beam building had ever before (or since) completely collapsed due to fires! Perhaps because no such steel-beam building had ever before been exposed to such intense heat and exploding jet fuel before? It can happen with even a normal fire if intense enough, it's just th

Reply to I'm so vain in Misc JoeUser Forums

This definitely calls for pictures. I don't think it's uber vain. Hair is a woman's "crowning glory." Hair is sexy. It's one of my favorite features on a woman. I'd be upset too. Then I'd have fun with it. Starting with sneaking up on my stylist and giving her the same cut. Heh heh. The last time I had to tell them to go ahead and take the rest off my wife refused to look at me without a hat for about three days until I got some stubble

Reply to San francisco, the SEWER by the bay. in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

Very beautiful town. Damned crazy though. Last time I was there, I sat for half an hour waiting for an impromptu demonstration to finish marching by and blocking traffic. Seems that there was a serial killer up for the death penalty somewhere, and they were demanding his release. Beautiful hills, amazing architechture (that no one can afford to live in) and frickin' psychos.

Reply to Sewage Spawning School Sex-Switching Spate? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

i wonder if texans would then feel morally bound to amend their constitution by prohibiting the taking of same-sex fish. Not if the object was frying and eating, but we might object if you wanted to marry the fish. Fishvert. My sister just defended her masters thesis on exactly that kind of

Reply to I'm Back Online in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Welcome back.

Blogging for Life in Humor JoeUser Forums

What is this you've clicked on? Just another meandering speculation on that which is blogging. Blogitat ergo sum. First and possibly foremost, there is blogging as community. How so? Blogging allows the user to interact socially as anonymously as they wish, without risking worse rejection than a bad flaming. It allows us to join a community of fellow bloggers

Reply to How do *you* define intelligence? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I define intelligence as it being, what the student knows. Incomplete. I've met idiot savants that could rattle off encyclopedias, yet had no comprehension or application. A squirrel has great memorization (hmm, where'd I bury that acorn?), yet very little intelligence. I believe it has more to do with

Reply to Chickpeas are neither "Chicks" nor "Peas" in Biology JoeUser Forums

But they go great in hummus.

Reply to Is there something I should know? in Misc JoeUser Forums

no. body. special.

They love me, they really love me....... in Humor JoeUser Forums

They must love me, they keep calling me. The reserves folk called me yet again. Woot. No, no, bad reservists! {spank} {spank} All or nothing, but not I'm not doing in between, yeesh.

It's that time again....... in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Time again for my once a week accountability blog. Okay, this week sucked. It went out to do that five miler, bit it after three (I hadn't eaten all day, go figure. No gas = no run, duh nbs) And when I got back my shins were fakakta (i just like that word today) so boom, injury means no running. Grand total for the week, six lousy miles. Blech. And I have no

Reply to Going back to the dark side. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh yes, the reason given for this was my prior enlistment, plus recent seperation.

Reply to Going back to the dark side. in Humor JoeUser Forums

If you do end up coming back to DLI, I'll go down and buy you a beer. If I get there, I'll drink it, teetotaller or not. Dont use the Shotgun approach <B

Reply to Is this a viable alternative? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Executing criminals isn't solving, or even deterring anything. Like the man said, I like to think we're changing the world, one person at a time............ Having identified myself as the evil uncaring and socially and intellectually primitive conservative, I'll go on to say that I completely

Reply to A Sunday Movie in Art Communities JoeUser Forums

Nice. I went to your site. I'd buy your Bill Murray as steve zizou, but alas I'm uber broke right now. Maybe in a couple of months if it hasn't been snatched up. What's the recording on the jazz by the way?

Reply to Al-Qaeda don't need advice! in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

American aircraft are based in Ireland and attack Iraqi targets from here. Based there I can see, but attacking Iraqi targets from Ireland? In what? That's a long damn flight, even for a B12. Jeez. One would almost think that we might base our attacks from the several perfectly good airbases w