If that's true, then why won't your squirrels sign the form to release their military records, hmmm? What are they hiding? mmmmm..........surgically enhanced flesh eating bacteria pouches......damn......mmmmm.....no WMDs here. These are not the squirrels you are looking for.......(passes hand in mystic
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (to quote chip) obviously you missed the rebuttal, in which a number of puppies proclaimed their love of number one. But my carnivorous squirrels shall rule you all!!! Victory is mine!!!
(That is, as long as they stay away from the Homo-eroticism.) You notice that I didn't bring it up first......but while you're at it....... My Love Hat Relationshi
BTW . . . our 6 year old neighbor keeps telling my son that he needs to watch 13 Ghosts and has been begging me to let my son watch it at his house. WTF? Tell him he can start with Casper and work his way up, one ghost a year.
but not rap crap or country. even willie? p.s. of course unix won't work for you, you lack the prerequisite beard, suspenders, and sandals......
We had noticed in the commercials that it's only PG-13, I DEFINITELY wouldn't take the kids to this one though. I'd sooner take them to see natural born killers or a clockwork orange. Not much violence, just you don't want them screaming you awake every night for a month. Although there
Why do you think it is that it's getting bad reviews? Maybe it's because the critics are mad at the directors for making them put stains in their pants at the previews........
A horror all shock and suspense? No girls with big boobs or violence? Yet so scary it seems, That I soon left the scene, To the bathrooms, my pants for to rinse. The opening was scary and quick, Killer ghost hiding in the attic, We all jumped and we screamed, (It was better than The Ring), And my balls tried to hide 'neath my d
Exxxccelent smithers, all is well, just got stuck in rant mode for a bit, sorry.
TasT hits the jackpot with number two. Cooter = turtle. Fair to middlin' comes from a grade of cotton.
Dennis Hopper (best known for Speed). ARRRGGGGHHHH, you're killing me here. First, thanks for the update, I LOVE Romero flicks. However, Dennis Hoppers' best known role, in Speed? Come on, what about Easy Rider? Apocolypse Now? True Grit? Hoosiers? Rebel Without a Cause? Even when he was the b
dumpster dove, check, especially for books, drank from a mason jar, many many checks, knew the difference between corn liquor and moonshine, well I do now, check......sort of. Dead cars out front, nope, too good a mechanic for them to stay dead. Refrigerator on the front porch, ours was in the driveway, but I think that's a check. Loves Johnny Cash, Hank, Willie Nelson, David Allen Coe, etc. oh yeah, baby, check, (Johnny Cash even beats out p
I didn't know about it until an FRG event last year. Dear Lord, an FRG did something good? (even if it was accidental........) Most of my experiences with FSG/FRGs have been only slightly less evil than walmart, to the point where my wife and I avoid almost all contact with them.
Oh yeah, nice post by the way, now I'm gonna go cuddle up with my wife......
Holy CRAP!!! They're watching me sleep? Where's my damned antimaser beanie............
something about the dog in the Companions pic?
Ah ha!!!!! a blatant plagarism of a super power! Little whip stole hers...........from Dick Cheney!
What am I missing? Are you voting with Absentee ballots? Since they're expecting record numbers to turn out to vote this year, some places are opening the polls early so that you can do early voting. Since I'm military and my unit's working a mission, I don't know when I'm going to get off every day, (n
Nice article, SPC . . . did you mean to post this under humor? Politics, humor, same difference right? Actually, I originally meant to add a more humorous touch, and just kind of went the other way. And of course, once you've picked a category, you're stuck with it, as it erases everything you've writte
The Army offers complimentary (FREE!) LASIK or PRK (depending on the needs of the soldier) That's the reason I haven't done mine yet, it's army medical care (even if it's civilians working for them.) I'd like the lasiks, but I'm never, NEVER, letting an army doctor near my eyes.
Today I did something I've never done before. The polls were open early, and I voted. Before this election, I never thought it would make enough of a significance to even bother. That or I thought both of the candidates were assclowns I wouldn't want in office. But my very strong feelings about the candidates involved, and my more or less direct involvement
btw, don't you mean arien? (to animated music) arien!!!! f*#k yeah!!!
MUHAHAHAHA.........that's most of you, now......hmmmm......who to pick for an arch nemesis..............kim jong il's been taken already.......silly ronrey cockroach alien korean dictator man......
(So give your harrassment to a rhino somewhere.) WWWhhhhheeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh.........so it doesn't sound like a rhino, neither did Spc. Glitter Monkey. good luck with your box, and good to see ya post again.
Death to the infidel dog. A plague on both his houses. Arrrrgghhhh......
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