TheFazz

Reply to Doctors orders, Moderateman needs a break in Misc JoeUser Forums

A very dysfunctional family, it is!

Reply to Doctors orders, Moderateman needs a break in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh, we'll miss you, Moderateman--I mean Elie. Get better. Is it just me or do people always need to take breaks from JU? Is it really that unhealthy?

Reply to Teachers need guns! in Politics JoeUser Forums

I was merely pointing out the flaws in your idea. I haven't a better one. If I did, I would be more than willing to share it with you. Sadly, the problem of school shootings is a very difficult one to solve.

Reply to Teachers need guns! in Politics JoeUser Forums

And that means it is impossible to overpower them? Going back to what Latour said, a frail, 67 year old grandmother isn't going to put up much of a fight against a determined student.

Reply to The Man Without A Party in History JoeUser Forums

He is I, you fool!

Reply to The Man Without A Party in History JoeUser Forums

And of course we did a great job, we're New Jersey after all! Further evidence that New Jersey does a good job is that it raised the Great, Splendid, Magnificent, Omniscient, Omnipotent Fazz.

Reply to Teachers need guns! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Or even an agitated teacher trying to calm an unruly class down...

Reply to Teachers need guns! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Honestly, there are some teachers at my school I would not feel safe around if they were armed.

Reply to The Man Without A Party in History JoeUser Forums

It seems he had little to do with any real accomplishments during his term. I think 34 is a fair rating.

Reply to When a Soldier Comes Home in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm so happy for you and your family. Don't waste your time talking to us! Go be with your husband, and maybe the children too.

Reply to Another Reason to HATE MIT!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Another annoying feature would be a snooze button that only works if you punch in a 5-digit code.

Reply to Todays Brand New Political Poll Shows in Politics JoeUser Forums

Did this poll take in all variables? How reliable is the source you get this information from? What is the margin of error?

Reply to I Feel Like JU Has become Family! hehe in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Can I be the family pet?

Reply to The LIBERAL 12 step program in Politics JoeUser Forums

2.came to believe we can do no wrong and if we listened, moderateman can restore us to sanity How on Earth could Moderateman restore someone to sanity? Don't you usually need sane people to do that?

Reply to Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too in History JoeUser Forums

No! The doctor says once daily. . .

Reply to Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too in History JoeUser Forums

Yes, we should ask the Great, Splendid, Magnificent, Omniscient Fazz. I am the Great, Splendid, Magnificent, Omniscient, Omnipotent Fazz!

Reply to Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too in History JoeUser Forums

Hmm . . . does the Harrison administration even deserve a comment by the Great, Splendid, Magnificent, Omniscient Fazz?

Reply to The Red Fox of Kinderhook in History JoeUser Forums

Let me redeem myself. In the article, you did not mention that Van Buren was the first president to be born in the United States after it won its independence. That is an important fact.

Reply to The Red Fox of Kinderhook in History JoeUser Forums

I know a ton of stuff about the "unknowns." Problem is, all the things I know are irrelevant. For example, you know Taft was fat because if you rearrange his name . . . Taft=Fatt

Reply to The Red Fox of Kinderhook in History JoeUser Forums

The only thing I knew about Van Buren was that he was rather scary looking. Also, there are eight letters in his name, so that makes him the eighth president!

Reply to 25 Hours From Now in Misc JoeUser Forums

Congratulations, Texas! That's just great. Best of luck for the reunion, and I hope your house is in order. Finally, this day has come for you. Enjoy it!

Reply to Some differences between me and LIBERALS in Politics JoeUser Forums

nope nor are you brain ded fazz. the big difference between you and MOST liberals is you think things through and are willing to compromise. Thanks. It means a lot to hear that from you. I try to think things over and am not bound by my own ideology. If what the Republicans are proposing makes sense

Reply to How fast are You? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am surprised at how high of a score I got: 92 WPM. Champas Socialist: 64 words a minute. Two finger typing. That's not bad for two-finger typing!

Reply to Some differences between me and LIBERALS in Politics JoeUser Forums

you are a cuddly Foozie bear! Finally someone sees me as what I really am!

Reply to Some differences between me and LIBERALS in Politics JoeUser Forums

Surely I am not an evil liberal.