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Reply to Isreal is right. No negotiation. Too much is at stake in Politics JoeUser Forums

Exactly. Enough is enough. Good piece. ---KFC Thanks. Emporer: Wow, touched a nerve, did I? for a regime that was birthed in terroristic violence (ask the wi

Reply to Do you still enjoy going to the cinema? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

As an American, I don't go to the cinema. I go to the movies.+LOL+ Anyway....yes, I agree that nothing beats the movie theater experience. I'm glad that we're getting back to the old "big screen" theaters. Many multiplexes nowadays seem to be remodelling and putting in the bigger screens, along with Stadium seating, a positive addition, too. Takes up more space, perhaps, but the seats are more comfy and the heads in front of you are somewhat l

Took me over 20 years, but I finally saw Huey Lewis.....Llive in concert! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

A month or so ago, The Wife and I stopped for ice cream at Stars and Stripes, a local walk-up ice cream joint just out the road. While there, I ran into Cody, a girl I used to work with, and spent a couple minutes catching up with her. She was with her fiance and his father, and they sat quietly as we chatted about work and such. At length, the older man asked where we lived, if we were residents of Hanover Township. We replied that yes, we

Isreal is right. No negotiation. Too much is at stake in Politics JoeUser Forums

Robert Byrd (D; WV) has said, at the beginning of our War on Terror, that we should just forget about fighting the terrorists because, in his opinion, such a war would simply never end. We'd have "enough enemies to fight until Doomsday" (that's a paraphrase). What should we do? Why, negotiate with them, of course. Of course, Doomsday is just what at least some the bad guys want, in this case. But hey; we should just sit back, take their bar

Reply to Bolton asks the question in Politics JoeUser Forums

Well we could be like Robert Byrd, and just forget about fighting them because, in his opinion, such a war would simply never end. We'd have "enough enemies to fight until Doomsday" (paraphrase). Of course, Doomsday is just what at least some the bad guys want, in this case. But hey; we should just sit back, take their barbaric, 12th-century crap and let whatever happens happen. Know what gets me? I've actually heard people call into talk

Reply to The Reluctant: Chapter 3 in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

Mmm-aahh....the plot thickens. You been working on this for a while?

Reply to The Reluctant: Chapter 2 in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

Pretty good so far. But why go graphic? Fill it out and publish as a novel novel.

"Rocky VI"----"Rocky Balboa" in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I was ready to laugh out loud. As soon as I heard the familiar music over the darkened screen, I thought "Man, I wonder what this’ll be like". When I first heard about this project a few months ago, I thought it would be a joke. I thought it WAS a joke. I guess was wrong. I saw the trailer for "Rocky Balboa" when The Wife and I went to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" yesterday, and I have to admit that I’m interested, and m

Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/17/06 in Humor JoeUser Forums

This nigger is walking along on the beach, when he looks down and there, washed up in the surf, is a Genie Bottle. He picks it up and begins puuling off the seaweed, when his hand brushes the side. POOF! A flash of light, a puff of smoke, and out pops the Genie of the Bottle. "Greetings!" the Genie says to the stunned jiggaboo. "I have been imprisoned for many years; thank you for freeing me. For this, I will grant you three wishe

Reply to Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/14/06 in Politics JoeUser Forums

That whiny crap is almost as funny as the joke ---MasonM Thank you for understanding. I'm glad someone around here does. (Leers meaningfully at Politically Active).

Reply to Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/14/06 in Politics JoeUser Forums

That is a funny joke. I don't see why you have to use offensive terminology... ---Politically Active Because the title is "Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day"---it's supposed to be offensive. The whole thing. Do you think it would have had the same punch if I'd called them "homosexua

Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/15/06 in Humor JoeUser Forums

A nigger is taking a vacation in China, and takes a walk out beside this large pond. There, on the shore, is an old Chinaman, skipping stones deftly across the surface. As the stone skims over the waves, it makes an odd sound: "Ching-Chow-Ling-Leng-Ping-Lee-Yu!!" The old man takes another stone and, as the nigger stands watching, skims it across the surface of the waters. Again the odd sound is heard, but somewhat differently this

Reply to Best Teen Films of the '80s in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

And Fast Times just for the Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool scene to the song Moving in Stereo by the Cars. ---UDigit Phoebe Cates was the shit. Very hot. But.....Molly Ringwald was my gal. Not sure why, really. I loved anything she was in, even though they were chick flicks. Anybody reme

Reply to Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/14/06 in Politics JoeUser Forums

Sorry....forgot to change the forum, and I can't edit. Oh well. By the way: to John Kerry-----Happy Bastille Day!

Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/14/06 in Politics JoeUser Forums

Two fags are holding hands, walking on the beach, when one of them trips and falls. There, sticking out of the sand, is a Genie Lamp. Thinking how divine it would look on the mantle, he begins dusting it off. POOF! A flash of light, a puff of smoke, and out pops the Genie of the Lamp. "Greetings….thank you for freeing me from my prison; for this, I will grant you one wish; but only one, so choose carefully." The t

Reply to Best Teen Films of the '80s in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

I haven't seen "Uncle Buck" mentioned. It was an 80s flick, wasn't it? One of my favorites. I, too, am a fan of Rodney D., and "Back to School" is another favorite of mine, too. Seen it many, many times. How about all the "Indiana Jones" movies? 1981-1989. Can't forget them!

Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day: 7/13/06 in Humor JoeUser Forums

For American JUers........ Take out a quarter, dime, nickle and a penny. Put them in a row. I'll wait.................... Notice that Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt are pointing one way, while Lincoln is facing the other. Know why that is? If you freed the slaves, could you face your friends?

Reply to For us old farts and geezers in Humor JoeUser Forums

But see, Mason....you're not taking into consideration the Liberal Mindset. Icon is a liberal.....liberals love and worship freedom of expression and unlimited personal choice, see? Being moronic, confused hypocrites, however, they also love big government and see broader, stricter and more intrusive government regulation

Reply to For us old farts and geezers in Humor JoeUser Forums

This seems like a pretty stupid article to be trying to pick a fight over. You that damned bored? ---Mason But see, Mason....you're not taking into consideration the Liberal Mindset. Icon is a liberal.....liberals love and worship freedom of expression and unlimited personal choice, see? Being

Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day, 7/12/06 in Humor JoeUser Forums

This guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife, daughter, and his black son-in-law. While there, the black guy trips over a rock and falls off a cliff, and is killed. The daughter is all distraught and the wife, upset, is trying to comfort the daughter. "Don't worry," the guy says, "I'll handle the arrangements." So, he goes and finds an undertaker in Jerusalem who tells him he can have the body shipped back to America for $5,

Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day----711/06 in Humor JoeUser Forums

This guy's sitting in a bar, when the door opens and in walks this guy carrying what looks like a big suitcase. Suitcase Guy sits down next to him, nodding once to him as he puts the suitcase on the floor, and orders a drink. The first guy, curious, asks him "What's in the suitcase?" The guy replies: "I'm a professional hitman. That's my gun." "Really? No shit?.....can I see it?" the first guy asks. "Sure," the hitman says, putting

Reply to Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day----7/10/06 No thin-skins allowed. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh my goodness, are these real JUsers laughing at ethnic humor? ---LW I know! I'm appalled! I think we've uncovered something here, LW...... Chinaman says.."Iceburg,

Reply to The Perfect Liberal in Politics JoeUser Forums

so in Holland's case, these drugs are neither illegal or illicit. ---Dyna As soon as I posted, I knew someone would call me on this. "Pedant" away....as long as you got what I meant. By the way; it feels kind of lame to have mentioned the whole thing about my "getting into it" with that guy. <

Reply to The Perfect Liberal in Politics JoeUser Forums

Have you heard about Holland? The Dutch are trying to make pedophilia legal. Why not? They already allow prostitution, gay mariage and illicit drug use (I got into it with a guy one time about that one. He said that there was no drug crime in Holland, so it should be legalized here because the crime rate would drop. I pointed out that it was hard to have crime over something that's legal). Why not let perverted adults screw inn

Reply to For us old farts and geezers in Humor JoeUser Forums

I guess I took this article seriously. I agree there are TOO MANY RULES these days. ---AngelaMarie Indeed there are...but, as the article says, we have the lawyers and government (mainly the lawyers, though) to thank. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class