Myrrander

Myrrander

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lol gideon blacklisted you? me, too, but at least I got crowned "JU's Resident Fucknut" before he did ahahhaahahahahahaha good of him to bestow me with a title without any way for me to thank him for it. We Emperors need no thanks from peasants such as him, though, we know we're fuck-nuts without the crown. mwhahahahhahahaha

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La situation entière est le produit du colonialisme. Les restes de l'empire de tabouret sont venus à la vie et nous hantent maintenant comme des fantômes.

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1) Favourite Blogger - BakerStreet. That guy makes me think. 2) Most Interesting Blogger - Whip. Fo' sho' mama and shet ma mouf. 3) Most Talented Blogger - kingbee. that guy knows everything. 4) Most Dedicated Blogger - Dharma. She's always posting stuff. 5) Nicest Blogger - Me? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nah, Brandie surely. If anybody's nicer than TW than I'll eat my hat. 6) Most Opinionated Blogger

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Ah, shit, well, you've already hit it on the fuckin' noggin. Stalin didn't kill anybody important, he killed Russians, Ukranians, Estonians, Lithuanians, Poles, Latvians, etc. In other words, Stalin killed fuckers who were working the stockyards. Who gives a shit? The Americans were killing those fools, too. But yup, the Jews managed a great feat: they convinced enough people that they were special that the world worshipped them and their

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*laugh* There are a good many of us who simply recognize shit when we smell it and wonder at the people who wallow in it in the name of their good health. But we cry your pardon with our downers and our bullshit -- we'd hate to shatter your illusion of good-will and happiness. Illusions are our most valuable asset, after all. It's what keeps war a good thing. Cheers.

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the USA could and ought to compel the murdering dogs of Israel to take part in honest and just negotiations for a lasting settlement in that region[\quote] You had me until here. And then I laughed a lot. Israel is our penance for the holocaust, no matter if very few of us were alive then. To hell (or wherever) with Hezbollah -- many think we denigrate the Israelis because we support their ilk. Not so. There are those

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Ask Gideon what it's like to be discriminated against. Although he lacks your reasons, he's a pro... of course, if you take his advice, you'll be an insufferable douche with more kids than you can take care of and a royal sense of power because of your virility. but the short answer, which I made you read through all that shit to get to is this: yes, you're probably getting fucked. sorry, mate, i'll help ya burn them down.<B

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I skipped all the comments. Sorry to any of you that posted. Gene, you're a sorry excuse for a blogger. You might, however, be the greatest example of an obsessive-compulsive masochist I've ever known. So kudos. I'll take this opportunity to pimp my OWN article about Bush's first veto -- some of you might be surprised. Cheers. Link

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i'm bored, so i'm posting here again...it was "johnny's turn to cry" or something like that, right? I always thought that "leader of the pack" would have made a better sequel, though...LOOKOUT LOOKOUT LOOKOUT!

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Hezbollah is attacking the Jews, therefore they are already attacking "US interests." If the nascent terrorist organizations in Iraq have given the American people pause in their march toward Empire, I wonder what the more highly trained, better equipped, and more highly motivated soldiers of Hezbollah will do.

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You know, that's a nice way to put things. I think my own personal atheism is also "integrally intertwined with my approach to absolutely everything." I am guided by the need to do the right thing the first time with no hope for a bail-out from any deity to forgive me and wash me white as snow -- it's a heavy load, but also very liberating. I'm not sure if this qualifies as something to be edited, but it wasn't meant as a personal insult. Indeed, I can underst

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There is no guilt. The Empire cannot be guilty of crimes it does not recognize. You have been convicted of thought-crime, and you are hereby sentenced to a thousand years mining coal for our new ethanol plants. What, you didnt' think they needed coal? Oh ho ho ho, we've succeded so well.

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Lewis Black hates America. Rahm Emanuel hates America. You have been convicted of thought crime against the Holy Empire of America and sentenced to a prolonged stretch of hard labor building the "Freedom Wall" between Texas and Mexico. Please remain calm, you hate-spewing non-believer. Cheers.

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Nah, JU's no DU...it took me exactly three articles to get banned from DU, I wasn't the "right kind of liberal" I guess. Maybe it's because I stopped wearing patchouli oil when I was a junior in high school. BTW, for some reason, Brad, I can comment on your articles through your blogsite draginol.joeuser.com, but I can't comment on them off the front-page. Seems like if the address has www.joeuser.com in it, I'm locked out, I've notice

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Actually, I also paid one month's worth of salary for taxes this year...of course, that is one month of my salary on an income that taxes my wife's salary as well. I suppose if two people's middle class income equals the salary of one of them, I should be happy, right? I mean, I still managed to keep the lights on and the car paid off. I'm unable to take a light month this June, though, I'll work at least 200 hours this month. That's really not a heavy schedule from

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Mod >> I heard this very story nearly 3 weeks ago on CNN...not taking anything away from the horrid nature of the story, it sort of puts the lie to your "nothing from the MSM" motif, eh? I mean, you bitch about the MSM and then post an MSNBC link...ehhhhh, what's that, dude? According to the MSM that I pay attention to -- CNN, etc. -- the story is "old news." But no bother. We've got Iraqis killing other Iraqis for wearing tennis shorts and

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