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Faith...Religion in Religion JoeUser Forums

I've been asked the question, "Are you religious?" I look at them and tell them no. I am not religious; I have faith. I do not believe in the concept of an organized establishment of religion, i.e. church. A church, is ran by humans, and, as the catholic church has shown, it is carnal, and hardly infallible. (Not to say we all are) I personally, would rather decide w

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Reply to How do you handle telemarketers? in Humor JoeUser Forums

:O Wow...guess for my next article i'd better put "telemarketers" in the title. XD Anywho... Voyager9 Oops. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center b

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How do you handle telemarketers? in Humor JoeUser Forums

"Hello sir, have I got a deal for you!" No thank... How many get calls from telemarketers, sometimes at ungodly hours...? Well...I've handled them in the following manners: "No thank you." ~Followed by hanging up. "Ya know what, i am really interested, but could you give me a second. I have dinner on." ~Followed by leaving the

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If you could change one thing about yourself................ in Misc JoeUser Forums

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? ME: I would change my 'absent mindedness'. Its cause too many catastrophes. I would also, if given a chance, change my looks, my financial situation (i.e. so that my mum is well off), that i would use my brain more often (;P). Seriously though... ~Lucas<!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer

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This dude got it right... in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Help! I'm A Hollywood Republican! I am a Hollywood screenwriter. I have written feature films, episodic television, movies for network and cable. An Emmy Award for the screenplay for my film "The Devil's Arithmetic" sits over the fireplace in our living room. I have won numerous awards and I have, thank God, made a good living in Hollywood.

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My first (part) of a screenplay written..."Lindenwood" in Writing JoeUser Forums

I've been reading and practicing screenwriting. Essentially, reading Syd Field and working on an idea i have-checking myself and such. Below is a part, my first part, of a screenplay i am working on at the moment. I just wanted to share it cause i'm excited. The format is a bit off...things won't center on here...etc... ~Lucas FADE IN:<

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Humor...its good for the 'colon'... in Humor JoeUser Forums

(Kind of a corny title...Meh) Here he comes a caroling, Caroling with glee, maniacally It's he! Colon G! Arm in arm with Michael Moore, He shows logic out the door. "Facts", blithe and glee. He spouts gibberish with a forked tongue, He speaks riddles, Sings maniacally , "Come bash bush with me

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Reply to The...inside us all... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm not a hypcrite, I'm a Methodist *sounds it out* Meth-o-dist...whats that? Someone who uses method acting? No..that doesn't sound right... ~Lucas

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Reply to The...inside us all... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Most people are not true hypocrites, but many are ethical contortionists You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe... *shrugs* little difference to me...

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400th blog: My life, or something like it... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, My 400th blog, a meaningless random one at that. (Wait-arn't they all considered that? ;P ) Lets see...in the-erm- year and six months (?) that i have been here at JU, I've gone through a lot. I've met people that i've come to learn from. I've met people that are from every part of the spectrum. I've tumbled and crashed, ive (tried) to move on. Shit has happened

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The...inside us all... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Lets face it, we're all hypocrits. Filthy-stinking-hypocrits. (Well, maybe not filthy or stinking) Face it...in one thing or another, we are all hypocrits. We claim one thing but do that. We insist that certain things are not done around us, but we do them ourselves. Some of us are revered as 'demigods', i.e. Barry Bonds, etc... Yep, we are all hy

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Reply to Are you a thread killer? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Reply By: Dr. Guy I'm sorry, but you will need to fill out the BLUE form. (Sorry, having hitch hiker relapses) <TD class="mb-Body-Quote-

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Reply to Are you a thread killer? in Humor JoeUser Forums

N'ah, no fooling. ~NickyG~ Ya welcome...I thought it was just corny...which can be good... ~AngelaMarie88~ Fortunately, doesn't seem so... ~Trudy~ N'ah, I'm gonna kill this thread... *pulls out a can of "thread 'b' gone*... <img src="../images/smiles/bigsmile.gif" border=0 ALI

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Reply to Are you a thread killer? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Reply By: Moderateman Thanks for the compliment...and same here... BETT? PETA is branching out? Yep, seems so... <TABLE cellpadding=

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Reply to *sigh* in Dating JoeUser Forums

Actually...Come to think of it. You're wrong. No doubt have you more wisdom,etc... in many a thing, but in this particular case. You're wrong. I do know what love is. However, I agree wih you -- in that i am trying to hard, its the fear of loneliness that does it. No disrespect, okay Dharma? ~EW

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Are you a thread killer? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Are you a thread killer? Whenever you post your two cents, does everyone vanish? Do you feel dejected, tormented, or angered by it? Well, join the club, our club - the "Bloggers =Thread Killers" alliance. Where we all empathize with you. (No, Seriously!) If BTK is not for you, then we suggest you try either BETT, TP, or TPA.

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