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Reply to Bad pickup lines... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Do you sleep on your stomach...(any answer)...can I?

Reply to She Stole My Sperm!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

yup...the whole thing (article & commentary) is a proud testament to philomedy's exquisite point of view Thank you, I am humbled. I will do my best to remain exquisite in the future.

What Does Genesis 1:20-22 Say Exactly? in Religion JoeUser Forums

So I was reading a sheet of interesting facts and it said that according to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. So what does Genesis 1:20-22 say exactly?

Reply to Bad pickup lines... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Sit down next to a woman at the bar. Turn to her and say: "You know, I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet."

Reply to No Roadkill Candy? YOU BASTARDS! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Just as a side note: I never tortured small animals, and I didn't feel the need to be aggressive towards other children. The proposed ban on this candy is outrageous, but so is the assertion that juvenile violence is on the rise because violence on animals is decreasing.

Reply to She Stole My Sperm!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It is better to be surprised when you kiss her than to have Jimmy show up at your door 6 years later wondering why you haven't been at any of his birthdays.

Reply to What Commercial makes you laugh? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

The Guinness commercials with the two paper cutout looking guys inventing mundane things and saying brilliant. Brilliant!!!

Reply to On Top of This Page in Art JoeUser Forums

I know I usually don't say much more than "nice," but that is because there is really nothing more to say. Less is more. Nice.

Reply to BLOG POLL; Who was the best side kick? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

From the original list, is has to be Joe Pesci. But all time, Burt Ward as Robin. You can't beat the old Batman series for pure entertainment value. I'd also nominate Kramer from Seinfeld, but he really became a main character after awhile.

She Stole My Sperm!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Link Say that you have an affair with a woman. Say that you have oral sex with this woman. Say that this woman saves the sperm, uses it to impregnate herself, and then files a paternity suit two years later. Well, this is exactly what a Chicago doctor accuses his former lover (al

Reply to Who do you think the nastiest bloggers are ? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

more good stuff... keep them opinions comming.... gee only 2 for angriest me??? I thought i would win that one in a runaway... Angriest? You? Please. Look to Miler for angry. You just have opinions.

Reply to Europe, Land of the cowards, and unethical sissies in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

love ya philo, no matter what you think or how you present it, you are a good american. Back at ya.

Reply to Europe, Land of the cowards, and unethical sissies in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

It truly is a wonder that the rest of the world thinks America hates them. What could have possibly given them that idea? And I didn't catch the unethical part of Europe, but I guess you were just on a hate-filled tirade and needed one more word to make it perfect. And way to represent your fellow Conservatives, just reinforcing the Liberal belief that you think everyone who disagrees with you is out to destroy you or your nation.

Reply to Gideon's 'Meathead of the Month' Award in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Certainly some of his accusations are about people whom he had no firsthand experience with. However, I don't take his word for any of these accusations. I can make my own assumptions about who has or hasn't used steroids, and I don't need anyone to point out the warning signs to me. The true value to me is the detailed account of his experiences in the clubhouse and in the league, and his description of how lax the MLB culture became as it related to

Reply to Gideon's 'Meathead of the Month' Award in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The meathead, or should I say meat-organization, should be major league baseball. The extent to which this league allowed steroids to make a mockery of it is embarrassing. Sure, Canseco's book is self-serving, and sure it is about nothing but getting him some dollars, but who would know better than him? Some of his claims may be inflated, and he needs to drop names if he's going to get anywhere with the book, but if you take the accusations w

Reply to THIS THING THAT WE HAVE COME TO IDENTIFY AS "LOVE." in Misc JoeUser Forums

I do not think that love is just the will to possess, but I do not think that it is something that can be explained by formal reasoning as it is traditionally thought of. There is no element of logic that will tell you you are in love. Since love is an emotion, being "in love" will always be something based on emotions, not reasoning. True love, however, is emotion that can be logically traced to and equated with the individual that

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Unfortunately, and contrary to PC proverbing, sometimes (although rare) violence is the answer. I do not believe that this was one of those rare cases.

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

the only thing that I'm slightly surprised at is the method that she chose, I would've expected something more violent. However, the fact that she chose a non-violent method speaks volumes about her personality, IMO. Violence is not only to be measured by bloodshed. What she did to him seems plenty viol

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

That is what I meant by, "the case deserves to be judged on its own merits". If she only used his abuse as an excuse to lash out and exact her own retribution, her sentence should be just as harsh, however if this is the tragic outcome of a justice system that has failed her time and time again, then that should be considered als

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'd much rather have millions of women kill their abusers in slow and painful ways than to have them suffer and wait for the law, which, in an attempt to be "humane," will let the abuser out of prison eventually to kill their wives. I think that attempts should be made to change laws so that abusers do

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Yes, she had the scum subdued, but if her past experience with "doing it the right way" has only led to more abuse, then would you merely call the cops, yet again?? I don't think the article mentioned past experiences of trying to do it the right way. I think I would have had more sympathy for her if sh

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Although she wasn't in immediate danger, what she did was self-defense, because the abuse would continue. I agree that reporting things to the police is not an entirely safe option al of the time, but not punishing her for her actions sets a dangerous precedent. She rendered him helpless and sat in an a

Reply to Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Like all cases, this one needs to be judged on its own merits. Did she kill him? No question. Was it justifiable? That IS the question, now isn't it. I judged the case on its merits. In my opinion, this is not justifiable; it was cruel.

Reply to Gay Penguins in Current Events JoeUser Forums

hmmmm. if this was your point I conceded my "natural state" argument, not my semantic argument as to what a genetic defect is. The arguement here seems to be that if hom

Kill Your Husband, Get 5 Minutes in Jail in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Link Ok so here's the story: A woman kills her husband, who had a history of alcoholism and domestic abuse. She gets arrested and goes to court. Citing the incredible hardship that this woman must have gone through, the judge sentences her to be detained "unt