NJforever

NJforever

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Reply to OK THIS IS BOOOL SHID!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I missed those on the featured list. And I just responded on the other one. They sure train you well in teh ways of torture....{{{{{shudder}}}} Vell, ve have vays of making you talk. And if you won't talk then, we replace the bullfrog...with a no-nonsense turtle that has nothing to lose and everythin

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Reply to Are you pretending to be someone you're not?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No! No! NO! Not that! How inhumane! That is pure evil! Gawwwww! Take me from this world! I cant stand another tap dance!!!!!!! Muahahah! Now the west shall truly be won...as soon as I get my tap shoes back. I scuffed them earlier and had to get them buffed.

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Reply to Are you a points whore? in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

Well, knowing I got those points is nice. I don't really care much about them other than earning them. I mostly reply on those articles which say they are points-whoring for fun, you know, make a joke or two. Or 30.

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Reply to Honest Abe in History JoeUser Forums

The reason I consider him so poorly is, he preserved the union, but at the expense of the Constitution...and the precedents he set have led to presidents since underriding the Constitution even further. Well, I can understand that. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 c

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Reply to OK THIS IS BOOOL SHID!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Drag should feature some. They really are quite good, especially for a soviet mole! He featured Adams and Jefferson, I believe. And see the article where you originally said that for my response to the soviet mole part.

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Reply to Are you pretending to be someone you're not?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

HAH! We really know you are a soviet spy sent to destablize the west! No one can know that much about the presidents! Grr, you've discovered my nefarious plot! Now I have to get back to my original assignment: take the west by storm with tap dance ability with the help of a gruff but caring personal

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Reply to OK THIS IS BOOOL SHID!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That's cause Andy has expired, and Ulysses is tired of waiting! Hah, well, there are so many interruptions. I'll try to get it done today but I make no promises! And Andy is within the 30 day mark, I believe.

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Reply to Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I got lonely after a while, so I started talking to myself again. That sounded...strange. No stranger than usual. And not even close to the things I say.

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Reply to MAN!! I Miss mini-skirts in Misc JoeUser Forums

A mini-skirt comeback averages out to be a bad thing here in New Jersey. All the girls who would look good in them long ago moved to Connecticut or New York.

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Reply to OK THIS IS BOOOL SHID!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think the srewyness of the points system is getting worse, first Gid slips and now this? Oh well, it's a good thing you don't care about points.

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Reply to Are you pretending to be someone you're not?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

hehe..so how many personalities do you have?? Like Danny, we need to think of an alter ego for you too! Well...how about NJNomore? He's polite, well-behaved, has no interest in history, hates sarcasm, and is 100% gentleman. That's about as different from me as I can think of.

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Reply to Tell me about yourself..... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

So you hang out with a lot of uneducated people then? They're easy to amuse. No, they just have as little interest in history as humanly possible (well, most of them).

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Reply to Tell me about yourself..... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

What, are ya kidding? The infamous "cross of gold speech"? Free silver? How about their roots in the know-nothings. Thpppppt. Hello??? He could have been president ring a bell? Sighhhhh.............and I didn't google. NJ, as turnabout is fair play, you owe me $5. Sure. The check is in the mail. Anyway,

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Reply to The new season of Family Guy in TV Shows JoeUser Forums

Since we're evidently revealing lines,here's the Rushmore gag I talked about earlier: Washington: Hey, hey, Jefferson. Check it out. Chick's getting nailed on my head. Jefferson: Sweeeeeeeet. Hey Roosevelt, tell Frankenstein over there. Lincoln: Haha you guys.

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Reply to Would you Marry this Woman? in Business JoeUser Forums

Ok, NJ. Mod and I are old farts. You are younger (married?). Would you do that to defy your parents? Of course not. But I'm a bit "out there" in my age group. And I am a little too young to be married.

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