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Reply to Enough in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Aaaaaccckkk! Dog Germs! Get the alcohol! Call the Paramedics! Dog Germs Dog Germs! Ok, Lucy. I think the Movie was Network. Howard Beale, the Mad Prophet

Reply to HOW TO GET NOTHING BUT PRAISE IN 3 EASY STEPS in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

He can't take any kind of disagreement -- which is cowardly P.S. BS, I've temporarily shut you up. I plan on moving your flame to a more appropriate thread later.

Reply to I'm a lesbian now! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

i like hanging out with her What do you hang out?

Reply to Metallica - Album Delay! in Music JoeUser Forums

Metallica is suing ABC for "discrimination" as they call it. The network says it will no longer allow the band on any of its shows and Metallica says that other performers who have used foul language have not been banned. Deep Purple rules!

Reply to Enough in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It seems that some people here can't refrain from intentionally pissing people off because it gets them a lot of replies and hence a lot of points. I was about to give a couple of examples, but it seems you don't want that here, Doc. Maybe my new article is partly responsible. That wasn't my intent. I thought more people would agree.

Reply to The Language of Cats and Women in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Dogs like to be chased.Cats dont. Not true. Before I got a cat, I watched a TV pet show and they said "chase your cat." Now I chase my cat and though it's true she hides, she comes out and wants to play some more. They chase each other when playing, don't they?

Reply to Need a laugh? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Making fun of midgets and dwarfs is SICK! hahahaha

Reply to OK,the entertainment media has gone too far in Current Events JoeUser Forums

have you ever heard of "hogging", or the "200lbs" "300lbs" or "400lbs" clubs? Some guys like big women.

Reply to OK,the entertainment media has gone too far in Current Events JoeUser Forums

kids get erections all the time Yes, when they see or think about an ATTRACTIVE woman. the fact that this attractive woman was messing with him probably got him off. </TD

Reply to OK,the entertainment media has gone too far in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I think "seduce" is a more appropriate word in this case than "rape." If a guy doesn't want to have sex, he can't get an erection.

Reply to OK,the entertainment media has gone too far in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'm not saying it's entertaining, but it's not on a hard news program.

Reply to OK,the entertainment media has gone too far in Current Events JoeUser Forums

You're right, Entertainment Tonight is not a news outlet. It's entertainment. I think you're overreacting.

Reply to WHEN WILL A SHIRT BE CALLED A SHIRT??? in Humor JoeUser Forums

This is from JJ's site: "Thoughts of world peace, freedom of expression, no racism, no bigotry, no hate. I hate hate." Freedom of expression, huh? Only for you, right?

Reply to WHEN WILL A SHIRT BE CALLED A SHIRT??? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Paranoium and suspicion lead to chaos! Paranoium? hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ok, Larry is a given. So who is Moe and

Reply to Kingbee R.I.P. in Humor JoeUser Forums

icon, I thought you had a great one, but the soul sister of kingbee just dotted an eye! Well, he remembers Amos and Andy better than I do.

Reply to Star Wars Episode 3: Flawed Masterpiece in Movie Reviews JoeUser Forums

It's the only one in which two people fought with the same color light sabers.

Reply to WHEN WILL A SHIRT BE CALLED A SHIRT??? in Humor JoeUser Forums

For those of you who don't know, Justice for Jews is Moano's alter ego. If this were true, wouldn't he have two sites listed?

Reply to WHEN WILL A SHIRT BE CALLED A SHIRT??? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Moderateman, Larry and Mano Kinda like Larry, Moe and Curly?

Kingbee R.I.P. in Humor JoeUser Forums

(Fade In) Hey, Amos! Yeah, Andy? Did you hear about Kingbee? No, what happened? Da boy is dead! What? How'd it happen? Fool was messin' around with dynamite and he done blowed hisse'f up. What was he doin' with dynamite, anyway? Near as I can figure, he was watchin' to see if it would go off without his hep. Mm, mm, mm

Reply to For the Guns must be banned idiots in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ban mini-skirts and bikinis because they cause drivers to take their eyes off the road and crash.

Reply to Star Wars Episode 3: Flawed Masterpiece in Movie Reviews JoeUser Forums

I think Joseph Campbell was great. I recorded all of his shows. Star Wars trivia question: What is a subtle techonological difference between this movie and all the others?

Reply to For the Guns must be banned idiots in Misc JoeUser Forums

Maybe we should consider what kind of guns. I have no problem with someone having a pistol for home protection, but anyone who thinks they need something like an AK-47 for home protection is either lying about his real intent or a loon.

Reply to Gone To The Dogs in Humor JoeUser Forums

The last one reminds me of something a comic said. I don't remember who it was. If an alien civilization is watching us, and it sees one species picking up the shit of another species, which would they think is superior?

Reply to WHEN WILL A SHIRT BE CALLED A SHIRT??? in Humor JoeUser Forums

"As the pilot struggled to control the single-engine four-seater, it suddenly plunged from the sky - sending dozens on the shore running for cover, witnesses said." What color was the sky?