reddirty

reddirty

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Reply to The other side of the immigration issue in Humor JoeUser Forums

Very funny! I guess the US is the new Mexico, Canada's the new US, and the North Pole, well...with global warming, I guess that's soon to be the new equater. Pack your swim trunks! We're goin' to the North Pole!

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Reply to Anyone wanna battle? in Art JoeUser Forums

phil, it's not an army if the weapons are slinkies and Snack Packs, sittin' in a fort playin' jacks/ & hopscotch, you are not hot & no, you're not a doc it's just you sound like dr.phil while i beam like dr.spock/ & yes, I jacked off in a sock at your mama'a request, i aim to please so i dumped it out on her chest/ i have some news phil, we should go on maury, i'm your dad that's t

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Reply to Anyone wanna battle? in Art JoeUser Forums

so, you took your hands off the kids long enough to write a rhyme, my, my, Dr.Phil, how do you find the time?/ who the fuck designed your mind? when your not bitin' pillows, yer bitin' yer lines suckin off business men/ just isn't what they mean by corporate crime, & lizard, your borderline swine, celluite rollin' out/ from underneath your sunday times your forty kids from different daddies screamin' "bi

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Reply to Frozen Yuppies in Humor JoeUser Forums

Reddirty - can I order two Slush Yuppies to go with extra flavouring, please? Sure...in fact it's a buy 2 get one free special today!

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Reply to Anyone wanna battle? in Art JoeUser Forums

my dad's pearl necklace? i heard your daddy was sexless & wore one with a matching miniskirt/ in his lexus at a rest stop in texas flaggin down truckers with your mother & brothers & other lovers/ while philo watched & videotaped, lips chafed from the friction little boys stashed in his kitchen/ this is non-fiction philo you're finished, your aura's diminished as my core is replenished/ suspeckted? suspe

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The Nazi Death March of the American Right in Humor JoeUser Forums

For the sake of not offending any sensitive right wing ears, I have decided to write this article in moonspeak: Glabba nebula sekoti *yoy* America!!! Gib gib senka Bush, salenti yoy gib. Clanteron stikk Condi!!! Mit mit "weapons of mass destruction", assu moy 9/11. Jib jib acoowich da? Matta!!! Crempotisto Abu Ghraib, steck folio Haliburton, stec

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Reply to Anyone wanna battle? in Art JoeUser Forums

I'm back to clear the room Like yer mama should've cleared her womb Of a fetus that was clearly doomed/ Time travel with a coat hanger To end the battle before it begins aww, How cute, flushed twins/ That's you Suspeck and Philo I'm fed up with your flirty little pillow talk Stupid, this is 40,000 kilowatts/ & You lizard Have the nerve to speak my name? Keep it out your mouth, the weak are slain None of y

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Reply to A Short Response to "Immigrants Assimilate" in Politics JoeUser Forums

It seems nothing changed while I was gone, with the exception of a few new names representing the same polar differences Ultimately, what's wrong with polar differances? It's what creates magnetic ballance...what holds it all together. Did mother nature specifically state it must all be held togther?

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Reply to Frozen Yuppies in Humor JoeUser Forums

Yeah, sushi's awesome. Yuppies aren't the only ones who can enjoy sushi. In fact, I heard a rumor that the Japanese beat them to the punch...

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Reply to Frozen Yuppies in Humor JoeUser Forums

How do you make a Slush Yuppy then? Or what about a Hush Yuppy A Slush Yuppy is made when one requests that the driver swerve onto the sidewalk. A Hush Yuppy is made pretty much at the same time, but after all the screaming dies down.

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Reply to Chinese Candy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yeah, it's unfortunate. Such good cheeseburgers. Such good pies and cobblers. Such good barbeque. Where's the good candy? China I suppose.

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The Joe User Name Game-Find Yours Here in Humor JoeUser Forums

This is the Official Joe User Name Game. It is entirely for the sake of humor and fun, none of the name interpretations are meant to be insulting, mean-spirited, or indicitive what the blogger is all about. It's a simple wordplay game. I'm just one guy, so I'm only creating a few---there's a lot of bloggers on this site! Feel free to post a few of your own

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Frozen Yuppies in Humor JoeUser Forums

Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you r

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Reply to Little American Company Gets Jab in at Bush Overseas in Humor JoeUser Forums

I can't believe this thread turned into an arguement about typos. I wonder who really does have the best spelling skills? The right or the left? The best penmanship? The most legible cursive? How 'bout this, who has the best math skills? Who can climb a tree faster? Looks better in a thong?

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Reply to How To Meet You--Stoned Stories in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Duluth, huh? Duluth's a beautiful town. I live down in Minneapolis currently, but occasionally my girlfriend & I have to make the trek up there. Especially in autumn.

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