Toblerone

Toblerone

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I wonder, toblerone, do you wish you were aborted? Because if you don't....and if you were not aborted....then where is YOUR arguement? I'm talking about the mother not the aborted fetus. Of course I don't wish I was aborted, that would be a bit self-defetused. Note: Toblerone has now

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7 by Dr. Guy Sunday, October 09, 2005 Just what we need, more unwanted children.Prove that an adopted child is unwanted.prove it!yeh , but no proof is needed doc, it must be true because he said so. Yeah it is fine for those that are adopted (I never said children that ARE adopted are unwanted by the w

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As for your creative way of getting the school to provide your boys lunches, if it were me, they'd be eating for free for some time to come. I'm with maso on that one. The fact you mention the boobs thing along with your kids having extra milks sent me on a dangerous train of though towards in

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Shows I want own on DVD: Lost, The Family Guy, Dr Who (the latest series), Myth Busters, Yeah I want to get Dr Who and Myth Busters as well. I like family guy but I never saw enough to know whether it'd be worth getting the DVDs <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 cla

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Thanks Maso. Northern Exposure is definately worth buying, I've never bothered with buying a series on DVD before, just movies but NEx is great. Pity they killed it in the last season by having Fleishman leave though, what the hell were they thinking? Well I'm back at uni now so hopefully my time will be used more constructively.

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P.S. Penes is apparently the proper pluralOr penises. Yeah, not to labour the point but penises is also equally acceptable, we do speak english after all. Same deal with octopuses and octopodes (not octopiI as is commonly believed) etc. etc.

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I can't say how it would compare to labour pain (though I can guess it is proably more painful than a nut hit), all I know is that we aren't over reacting, it REALLY hurts. It is very different to any other sort of pain. I personally get it referred pain in my abdomen and it make me feel like I'm going to chuck. It actually incapacitates me, in the case of a full on blow I have to curl up on the ground in foetal position. The penis, although sensitive

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I was inspired to this after watching the 2nd season of Northern Exposure on DVD. There is a funny dream sequence where Dr Joel Fleishman is dreaming he's in the simply irresistible music video. One thing lead to another, my neurons started firing (read: misfiring)and this was the result... <

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We chatted for a while this morning, folks. She'll be back, drmiler's apology was accepted, and she just needs to regroup for a bit. What?! After I pour my freaking heart out?! I take it all back!! Just kidding Brandie, 'tis good news.

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What can I say Brandie I agree with Spc Nobody Special I'll miss you heaps. If you do go know that I'll be thinking of you fondly, your are funny, kind, cool, beautiful and just plain all around awesome! your friend, Kenny

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It is humourous because of the dichotomy between the stern look on the monsterous homonid's face and the light hearted vulgarity of said homonid's internal monologue. This comment was brought to you by the People for Pretention Association (PPA).

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He has beady little eyes that are too close together. Dr Who always said never to trust a man whose eyes are beady and too close together. It just goes to show you should always listen to Dr Who...and that I watch too much TV.

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My name is Kenrick. People keep putting a "d" into my name. I HATE that! Plus they can't seem to remember it so they call me Kenneth, Hendrick, Henry, Kendrick, Kevin or any variety of names that aren't Kenrick. So I tell people to call me Kenny, which I think suits me better anyway but then of course then I get people who say "Oh my god they killed Kenny" which is getting REALLY old. I hate being called Ken (unless I'm being called that by a hot girl,

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I came to more or less the same conclusion after seeing the interview. I also get impression that he is perhaps a bit ignorant on top of not speaking english very well (he seemed to not be aware of some things that Osama had said and so on). His comments remind me of some of the stupid things Anthony Mundene said after 9/11 which sound a lot worse then I think he actually meant.

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*Bows* Thanks Muggaz, I would like to thank my Mum, my Dad and a packet of defective condoms made in early 1981 - all of which are indirectly responsible for my win here today.

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I have to ask, though, why does the blonde have bigger boobs than the brunette? Well they are loosly based on girls I actually know (not in personality, just looks). Besides I don't want to do the standard comic thing which is to give every girl DD cup boobs, I appreciate diversity. Thanks

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