Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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Simple question. Simple answers - revenge for precieved injustices committed against their four footed folk, i.e. the gas chambers, getting "fixed", being smushed in the streets by cars, low fat diets, baths, not getting up to let them out at 4:22 AM to do their business, and finally as my old cat has said before----it gives them something to do. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.g

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Old Crab is now pulling down the fence to reveal a huge tent in the shape of a large Hershey's kiss. The Hershey's Kiss tent is for when Fuzzy's return party. OC has provided most of the goodies and expects the others of the Fantasyland thread to provide other merriments also. OC has vats of Jelly Bellies (all flavors) and a roasted who-beast. The Keeblers have worked long and hard on a giant heart shaped Chocolate cookie to be shared by all. To toast Fuzzy's return we'll have 10 kegs of Chocola

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Old Crab sneaks a peek out the Treehouse door. All clear. From down the road a heavily loaded cart appears and stops at OC's fenced off area. OC and a Jawa looking creature exchange a few words and OC pays the creature off with a package of silver and gold Hershey's kisses. The Jawa creatures begin to unload the cart behind the fence then disapper as soon as their finished. Old Crab then stations his Storm Trooper Gummi Bears outside the fence. JM there's a pot of gold outside by the Treehouse c

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Old Crab peers out from his Treehouse. Nobodies around. Good. OC skitters out with his tools and starts to build something. Looks like another big fence surrounding something. After laboring for sometime he goes back to his Treehouse and gets a huge piece of cloth and takes it into the new fenced off area. What is OC up to now? Oh, by the way a new sign appears on the fence and written on it is - No Building Inspectors Allowed. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" border

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My, my. Sometimes it's true. Sometimes not. Been working at our animal shelter for nigh on 7 years, and the animals never talked back and never sassed. Or did you mean humans jennyc?

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Hugs, kissies, smoochies? Bah, humbug, and bolderdash! By the way JM33 your leprechaun friends are constantly hiding their pots o' gold in my root celler. Please advise them that I will sue their little green socks off if they don't cease this obnoxious practice! The elves are beginning to complain about their coins rolling into the cookie batter. Since the Old Crab has no use for the pots o' gold he just might start leaving them outside for you to pick up. OC is now going home to his Treehouse

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The Treehouse door creeks open. The Old Crab skittles out and looks around. He dashs over to his new contraption and pulls the fence down. Oh what a wonderful magical CATAPULT! O.C. quickly gestures to his laid off Keebler elves to start hauling out the goods from the Treehouse. Boing! A giant cherry cordial (37 Lbs.) is off to Felines house. Twang! A huge candy heart (35 Lbs.) is off to Goodmorphings adobe. Zip! A great gob of licorice goo rolled in peanuts is off to Elfkura! Thwppp! A humongou

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Old Crab is also a volunteer of sorts. I'm helping rebuild the county animal shelter and have two abandoned Sheltland ponies munching away in the field. The shelter burned down a month ago due to old electrical wiring (our own fault). The shelter has and always will have a policy of never destroying an animal. We've had great community support over the years and are rebuilding better than ever with more room and contributions from the people of Waller county (many of them have taken in the resid

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The Treehouse door creaks open. Old Crab skitters out with a load of tools and lumber. Saw,saw,hammer,hammer,bang,bang,ouch,saw,hammer. Hmmm...better measure that. Bzzz...goes the power saw. Build, build, measure, saw, hammer. Bam, bang, boom. String, string, measure, off an inch. Square that end up. Nail, bolt together. Ahh, just about finished. Old Crab now erects a tall, (feline proof) fence around his new contraption and posts Gummi Bear Storm Troopers with laser candy canes to keep anyone f

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Unlock. Unbolt. Creeeek. Old Crab skitters out of his Treehouse in the wee hours of the morning and looks about. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Old Crab says. Perfect. I'll start working on IT tommorrow night. Right now back inside to fire up the Pizza Oven and espresso pot and smoke a pipe. Then a nap then to work. Yep the Crabs up to something again, but what? ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/mad.

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Or install 98 then upgrade to XP.(Have all your XP drivers ready) Go to Add/Remove and delete the old OS. Tried the old CD upgrade as c242 suggested but I've always bought the upgrade disks or CD, going back to Win 3.0.

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