Old_Crab

Old_Crab

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What's all this tickling business? The noise and running amuck in the Chocolate Forest? My Treehouse is shaking with all kinds of laughter and mirth? The Holidays are over people! It's time to get to work and restock the Elfen chocolate kitchen. The candy shoppes' shelves are almost bare except for the rainbow jawbreakers and frig has only bock beer left! Old crab will now retire to his Treehouse billiard room to sulk and smoke his new pipe. And to plan his revenge upon all who have disturbed hi

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People dancing in the chocolate forest. Others running amuck. Is it no wonder that the Old Crab stays in his Treehouse all the time? Actually Old Crab hasn't danced for 30 some odd years. Oh well, back to the Treehouse for a pipe and brew. I hope everyone is having a good start to the New Year. Tommorrow I might take down my tree and the outdoor lights. Maybe, maybe not.

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Old Crab has awakened from his 2-3 week nap and finds the chocolate forest in turmoil. What is his decision to do. Immeadiately he retreats back to his treehouse to ponder what to do to all these denizens of the chocolate forest and their naughty ways. Stay tuned.

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Old Crab has now entered the chocolate forest with licorice handcuffs. Ready to whip everyone and none. Nobody here. So the Old Crab will once again retreat up to his Treehouse and sleep for a couple another couple of weeks. After a good pipe of "Christmas Cheer" tobacco and a hot toddy.

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Watching "A Christmas Story", "A Christmas Carol", all 3 Versions - Alister Sims, George Scott, and Patrick Stewart all in the Crab Shack with the door locked to the main house so my grandkids, daughter, and aged old parents won't see the Old Crab till Santa has come and gone. ><img src="http://images.stardock.com/

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Old Crab comes in and leaves again. Turns back and comes back in again. OC is going to go to his Treehouse, light his pipe, eat some cherry cordials, and take a nap. Merry holidays and Happy thoughts to all.

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Dec. 1. The first message of the month is from Old Crab. Happy Holidays everyone. Christian, Muslims, Jewish, Pagans, Hindu, Agnostics, and Athiets too! Have a safe and happy holiday season. Buy lots of bric and brac, trinkets galore. Go to the Fantasy MSGB shopping mall and clear it out! Everything from Computers to chocolate is 95% off! OC will now retire to his Treehouse for a pipe and Ale. And much needed nap.

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Old Crab uses Iconpackager. Windowblinds and Mercurys' WK2 skin. All the other stuff just confuses the old crab. (OC has the whole kit and kaboodle and doesn't know what to do with it all). Wish Stardock would publish a comprehensive tutorial instead of the bit and pieces now available. Might even pay for it.

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Thanks GM. Old Crab will now take his double-nog and climb up into his tree and light his pipe by his treehouse fireplace and relax awhile before restoring his crashed hard drive and all the goodies he lost. It does pay to backu

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www.pipesandcigars.com Plenty of tobacco sites of the web. Smoke a pipe. Actually about 38 different pipes. Not 38 at one time. Been smoking for about 30 years, and I'd never give it up. They'll have to pry the pipe out of my hand when I die with a crowbar.

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I've got just about all your artistic creations Carlitus. I too believe that anyone who can speak and be understood in multiple languages is an intelligent worthwhile person. If your hard drive ever crashs I've got most of your stuff over here. And yes I can speak to my cat and my fish. Does that count as a foreign language?

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Fuzzy Logic had better...please... stay away from anything that resembles that..that...color between red and blue. Can't stand it or the horse it rides in on. Blue. Rich Blue. Powder Blue. The Peoples Color. I like blue. Any color will do. Except P _ _ _ _ _ . Old Crab is tierd and is going to his Treehouse and sit by the fireplace and have a relaxing pipe of his favorite go to sleep tobacco. Mac Barens Plumcake. Strange. OC doesn't remember his Treehouse having a manificent Bird-Eye Maple cover

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