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[color="#008080"] That is great!!! [/color]

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[color="#008080"]Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw![/color]

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[color="#008080"]A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.[/color]

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[color="#008080"]If you need time alone, try cleaning the house.[/color]

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[color="#008080"]A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.[/color]

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[color="#008080"]The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.[/color]

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[color="#008080"]My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"[/color]

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[color="#008080"]At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.[/color]

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[color="#008080"][I]Or,[/I] [link="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_Logic_%28album%29"]Fuzzy Logic[/link] is the name of the debut album by the Super Furry Animals. It was listed in Q Magazine's Best British Albums Ever in July 2004, and in the same magazine's Top 10 Britpop Albums Ever in December 1996. It contains two top 20 hits in "If You Don't Want Me to Destroy You" and "Something 4 the Weekend"; it also contains the singles "God! Show Me Magic", which appeared in several Club Football g

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[color="#008080"][link="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_logic"]Fuzzy logic[/link] is derived from fuzzy set theory dealing with reasoning that is approximate rather than precisely deduced from classical predicate logic. It can be thought of as the application side of fuzzy set theory dealing with well thought out real world expert values for a complex problem (Klir 1997).[/color]

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[color="#008080"]Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B and A, Now we know our Z Y X's, Next time we will go to TEXAS! [/color]

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[color="#008080"]A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.[/color]

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[color="#008080"]Will you remember me in an hour? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. I think you won't. Yes, I will. Knock, knock! Who's there? See? You've forgotten me already![/color]

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[color="#008080"]Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? [/color]

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[color="#008080"]Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Squiffy. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry."[/color]

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[color="#008080"]If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?[/color]

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[color="#008080"]A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms?"[/color]

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[color="#008080"]Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? [/color]

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[color="#008080"]The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."[/color]

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[color="#008080"]Dear God, So far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper. I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. [B]I'm very thankful for that.[/B] But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed; and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Amen [/color]

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[color="#008080"]You've no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight.[/color]

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[color="#008080"][I]A teacher is using the "scientific method" to teach the class about evolution...[/I] TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He do

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[color="#008080"][I]Toc Toc! Qui est là? Sheila. Sheila qui? Sheila lutte finale... .[/I][/color]

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[color="#008080"]Greek grapes.[/color]

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[color="#008080"][quote] Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. [/quote] [/color]