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Reply to Perky breasts and body image stereotypes in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hahaha, I'm afraid to ask what 'breats' are!!! I think that "breats" are the large glandular outcroppings of the Terribly Interesting Typo Situation . . . T.I.T.S. for short.

Reply to The New Classroom Guidelines in Misc JoeUser Forums

I seriously had a hard time keeping a grip. I just wanted to laugh in their faces. I tried to cajole them into getting serious, only to find out they were serious about these things. As the scribe I was embarrassed to turn the list in. So I bitched to a friend and I bitched to my husband..... and then realized I'm gettin

Reply to Artificial Smile in Work JoeUser Forums

One of my favourite things to do is smile at people who look really misterable. It is funny to see how they react it. Some people look like they want to kill you and others can't help but smile back. I love to do that. But sometimes, I've seen it backfire on people rather handily. I know a fellow that's not the most attractive person on the

Reply to Hunkering down again in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Good news, it blew over and so we're in the clear! Yeah! Glad to hear it, Donna!

Reply to I Want A PenPal in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hey babes, I'm great about writing . . . and I miss it as well. Drop me a letter, or send me your address via "that dern internet thing" and I'll write you something. Promise. 193 E 1350 N Bountiful, UT 84010 I'd love to hear from ya, hon!

Reply to I wonder why that is? in Misc JoeUser Forums

It would actually look weird to see a guy with shaven armpits! Ugh! Now I've known a few who do trim their underarm hair a bit because it's too long, like nose hair. Ugh, ugh, now we're going into unchartered territories! Hey, it's not uncharted. I shaved my pits once (same time I shaved my chest, arms, and legs . . . but that's a story for anot

Reply to Perky breasts and body image stereotypes in Misc JoeUser Forums

And that's why we like perky breats. OH yeah, that's why we like perky breasts! Yeah, that's it, the magic answer! [holding on to my scarcasm stute] You're right though! No, see, stute was talking

Reply to A plate of manners to go, please . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

How dare he distract you from checking out honeys....damn cheek! No kidding! And I was so aching to be distracted . . . there is a really pretty girl in that class that just got back from living in Spain for a year and a half . . . I'm jealous and want to find out all about it. <img src="../images/smi

Reply to And he said.... in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Good job kicking this asswipe to the curb. Last thing you need is a jerk like that. Good luck with the newly rediscovered singleness.

Reply to I Wish It Wasn't Me in Misc JoeUser Forums

I echo the sentiments of a lot of the people here. Sorry that you're in pain. Few things suck quite that much. Hope you get feeling better soon . . .

Reply to A plate of manners to go, please . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Oh no big boy! No sucking and slurping my fruit! It's just rude!" I should effect it with a bad female spanish accent, too, so I really am like Carmen Miranda . . . although that might not go over too well with this certain professor . . .

Reply to A plate of manners to go, please . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Oh no big boy! No sucking and slurping my fruit! It's just rude!" Hey, didn't I already tell you enough jokes for one day?

Reply to Please tease My Brain! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thank goodness there are some intelligent people here . . . I was so befuddled by the time I was through that, coherent thought was suspended until next Thursday . . . or maybe he'll deliver it back on Tuesday . . . or . . . Or maybe it was just reading "El Cid" that's got me all messed in the head. Stupid eleventh-century poetry!

Reply to Perky breasts and body image stereotypes in Misc JoeUser Forums

And any man who has a certain idea of what a breast should be, and thinks anything else is substandard.....is certainly welcome to get his own breasteses. God replied, "Girrrl, I didn't even recognize you!" </tabl

Reply to A plate of manners to go, please . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

You shoulda said, "Gotta hat to go with that?" AHHH! Horrible visions of Carmen Miranda! "Get away from me, you crazily-coifed fruitophile!"

Reply to Have you ever considered Suicide? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Simon has banned me from any future suicide attempts because He wants the pleasure of killing me himself some day, heheh. *quote from "the Goonies"* That's pretty sick, chubbs. Just kidding!

A plate of manners to go, please . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've always wondered why teachers make rules against eating in class. It never seemed to make sense to me, all through la prepa (high school, I mean) up to and through la Uni. It seemed to always be a pointless rule . . . but that's because I've never been in a class with someone eating. Suddenly the rule makes great sense, and I know for a fact that when

Reply to Have you ever considered Suicide? in Misc JoeUser Forums

It's probably a personality thing. When I get down, I usually get mean, not sad. It's more fun to be cranky, anyway . . . easier to get over when it's all said and done.

Reply to A body found, an innuendo made in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I think that's horrible that this 'journalist' is saying stuff like that. I don't think that you can call talk show hosts journalists, or even 'journalists'. I think that most talk-show hosts should get a more appropriate name - 'hack'. <TD cl

Reply to The Eraser - Thom Yorke in Music JoeUser Forums

Excellent review. It will make non-Radiohead fans want to listen to the solo work, and the group's classic stuff. And it make Radiohead fans hungrier for the group's next project. Thanks, uDigIt. I'm with you, it'll only grow Radiohead's fan base.

Reply to Have you ever considered Suicide? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Heh, heh...well, sometimes bad ones make you chuckle just the same. True, true. And you got a good laugh out of me.

Reply to Have you ever considered Suicide? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Overall, I'd say I'm an optimist, but I do get "pessy" on occasion. (hee hee...word joke...) Ouch, bad one. Just kidding Zoo. I have to echo Tonya on this one - hell no. Big time hell no. I love myself way too much to do anything like that. I'm s

Reply to Hunkering down again in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Ooh . . . dicey times. Good luck, hope you all make it through okay. I'll keep y'all in my prayers . . .

Reply to A body found, an innuendo made in Current Events JoeUser Forums

But this Dick Head (translation of Richard Cranium for the slow ones) I wondered when you'd pull the stops out and just say it . . .

Reply to 20 things that bug me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Likewise potential customers stumbling onto a site like this, seeing someone act like a jack***, and then finding he or she owned the company linked to the site wouldn't view it too favorable as well. They would probably think that person is a d**k and wonder if they'd get the same treatment as a customer. Just because you might not agree with B