WHen I said I wear a smile, that is going about normal activities. Hari Krishnas are not part of what I would call a normal activity. They should be, Guy, they should be. Besides, those tracts can be a lot of fun to read sometimes. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Wink.gif" border=0 AL
(Read the original story here .) A couple of weeks ago, about 450 students at Utah State University were supposedly awarded grants from the federal government for being in certain majors - physics, math, life sciences, computer science, etc. - totalling about 4000 quid per student. (I know lo
which should need no introduction to most of you I can honestly say I have no idea what the heck this is from. Enlighten a young, ignorant genious, please.
When I am grumpy the whole world knows it! *slaps herself about the head* Well, now you've a goal, dont'cha?
a person should know the molar mass of oxygen of the top of their head.... 15.999 by the way. Just think - next time you're on a date with some lucky girl, you can impress her with that knowledge! (But who am I
So, yes, even on my grumpiest days, I wear a smile. Why? Because I might run into someone that will make my day so much brighter and get me out of the funk. Whereas the frown will probably keep them away. I think I'm the same way. Plus, if you're wearing your artificial smile, maybe you'll be the on
So I guess we'll have to come up with something else for "My Very Educated Mother" to do since she can't "Just Show Us Nine Planets" ;~D My Very Educated Monkey Jeers, Selling Us kNickers? Sorry, grasping at straws here. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Ew.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle"
Just don't vote for the 60 planet option that some of them were talking about. I don't want to have to memorize that many! BOR-ING! It would be fun to have too many planets. Hey, which would be more fun - memorizing sixty planets or that stupid periodic table? <img src="http://images.stardock
This reminded me of Trent Reznor's "Hurt". A nice piece of writing. Keep it up. Wow, high praise. That is one of my favorite songs that he's done. Thanks, Buddah.
Yesterday was a long day at work. (Now, I know that lots of you work a lot harder than me, and I'm not asking for sympathy, it's just part of the story.) I really didn't want to be there, other than the fact that I really needed the cash. As I sat in my teller booth in the unfamiliar branch (I was working for another teller who was sick in the main branch) I flound
Should have gotten out your vote. Well . . . the problem is that I don't have enough letters and periods after my name for my vote to count . . . Maybe I'll just pretend to be San Chonino, Ph.D., M.D., Esquire, B.F.D. Then I can go and lobby to change the vote (AGAIN!) and get us 12
And see, I was voting for Ceres, Charon, and Xena to be made planets, and for Pluto to stay one. Shucks.
I'm super optimistic. Occaisionally, I'll be a bit in the dumps (and that usually shows up in my writing here), but ninety-nine percent of the time I'm really optimistic. I figure that it doesn't do me any good complaining or looking at things poorly . . . doesn't change a thing. I don't know if someone can change, though. the only really pessimistic person I know is my little sister . . . and I really don't think that she's ever going to c
Thanks, man. Glad you enjoyed it.
Doc - should we call you Ward, Walley, or Theodore? HE'S THE BEAV! OF COURSE HE'S THE BEAV!
You never know I may visit one day, hehe Well, Sal, just let me know when you're going and I'll come, too. Group party at the Mason residence! ('cuz let's be honest, you and me, Sally, that's all the party anyone would ever need! <img src="http:/
I look across the verdant field The sky, completely overcast It seems to mirror perfectly The way I used to feel Tumultuous, twisted painfully The thoughts of just what could have been The memory of your lovely face Is all I've left that's real The lightning comes
Good to see you back with us, maso. We've missed you. glad to hear the move went well, and that you're settling in. You'd better get us these pictures . . .
I will have to check it out, and force myself to get over my anti-Radioheadness. if you don't like Radiohead, I'm really afraid you won't like this one. Have you ever heard OK Computer? It might be able to get you into Radiohead, if anything will. That or the Bends.
Well, the Karma's coming back to ya, Nic! Don't say that, Shovel. I'm going to have hell to pay when I finally have kids if that's the case . . . oh please no. Good luck, Nicky. Hope all goes well with the ears, and that they stop hurting.
People have asked how they can profess to belive in Jesus Christ without bearing the sign of the cross, and the general answer is that the love of our Savior is shown through our faith and good deeds. Hey you sly girl! That's my church, too! <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColo
The Eraser By: Thom Yorke Year: 2006 Click here for the artists site <p
I guess they caused that themselves. I loved the part about Michael Moore being the new planet . . . or is he actually a sun? And "Worms on a Hanglider", "Lawyers on a Pogostick", and "Samuel L. Jackson's film career in a Coffin.
I sugggest you keep on accepting invitations to parties and get togethers and such. Even if you don't meet the girl of your dreams, at least you have the chance of meeting new friends and acquaintances. Hopefully, the next one you are invited to has people closer to your age. thanks, InBloom. I intend
"Okay, Mr. Chonino will not have either the One Night Stand special or the Doggy Style platter. Let us know when you're ready to order, hun. Excuse me, I'll be right back -- Mr. Jackson's trying to order off the children's menu again. Michael! Put that down!"Darn... can't stop... better leave now... <im
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