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Reply to John McCain Will Never Be President in Republican JoeUser Forums

Very interesting article, Gene. My only question would be this: If you don't believe that McCain or Giuliani really have a chance, who are you banking for in the 2008 election?

Reply to Ascension Aire in Music JoeUser Forums

Would you be able to email them to me as MP3's. If you do it one at a time, I will get them. Then I can give 'em a proper listen and get back to you. I'll get them to you as soon as I can, Maso. <TD cl

Reply to In case you missed it... Big Box Mart (Jib Jab) in Humor JoeUser Forums

Holy crap, buddy. I haven't seen this before today. What a splendidly sarcastic satire! I loved it . . . and I'm forwarding it to every single person I know!

Reply to Another year older in Misc JoeUser Forums

Happy, happy birthday, you old cuss. I can't believe that you've reached that old age. What a guy! Have you listened to my tuneage yet? You're the opinion I want most . . . Hope things are going splendid at the ol' Dartmouth.

Reply to Police Officers: ENFORCE Laws, Don't WRITE Them! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Geez. Why do so many of the cops in your town have it out for you anyway, Gid? I've read your stories about things like this more than once . . . what did you do to get something stuck in their collective craw?

Reply to A victim of frottage speaks her mind in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm so glad Maso bullied you into getting this blog...what a wonderful first article! Amen! Glad to meet you, Mrs. Mason! Tell the hubby hi for me! You did good, lady,

Reply to Keep on Rock(y)ing the Free World in Current Events JoeUser Forums

supposedly this movie only cost like 24 million bucks to make. That's like piss poor in Hollywood these days, so it's almost inevitably going to turn a profit. Thus, who knows? maybe we'll be seeing a "Rocky 11" a few years (and installments) down the road . . . It's going to turn into the "Land Before Time" series!

Reply to Life is a walk in the park..... in Misc JoeUser Forums

So next time round try and have a friend with you That's the ticket . . . find someone who'd be willing to go for a walk with you . . . strength in numbers and all that. Glad you're feeling better today!

Reply to Ascension Aire in Music JoeUser Forums

You almost made me make a myspace id, and add you, hehe! No need to go to that drastic of measures, hon . . . But thanks for the comments. Wait until I get some better recorded and mastered music up there! I'm working on the finishing touches for one of my favorite songs I've written, called "

Reply to Ascension Aire in Music JoeUser Forums

I have a bad connection and couldn't hear the tunes completely, but from what I did hear, sounds pretty good. Thanks, InBloom. Glad you liked what you got to hear. I'm s

Reply to For D in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks babe, and I am your friend, I will always be here if you need someone to talk to (well not always, Brad might start charging me rent!). Love ya babe x You know I'm part of that consortium, too, Em. I'm always here, too, and can give you the "male" perspective of that messy thing we call relation

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

I don't think it's always a selfish, money-grubbing move. (I don't know if you guys all realize what the process entails, but the the pain, exhaustion, etc., involved in getting the pregnancy going is worth A LOT OF COMPENSATION.) Thanks for your comment, Tex. Even most of the moms who have commented h

Reply to Bad Boob Day in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

However, Dyna and I are not going to let you change the rules since we are Bosley. Hmm . . . Sally said I could change the rules . . . Here's the plan. You two can help with the secret missions, and when the angelic ones complete them, they come to my place for the celebratory drinks. That

Ascension Aire in Music JoeUser Forums

Most of you probably don't know this, but I'm in a band. Our name is Ascension Aire. (Long story about how that name came to be, I don't have time to tell it now, but probably I'll relay it in the comments section later on today.) I've been working on putting together a webpage for a while, but I've found that stupid old MySpace is about the only place that a poor

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

I guess some of us are just lucky enough to be the exception! That's the truth if I ever heard it before . . . Plus, I never pass up a chance to break out the "flipp

Reply to Bad Boob Day in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

We could meet in the middle, as long as you prepare yourself for me looking like a half dead drowned rat! And you'd still be drop-dead beautiful!!!!!!

Reply to Bad Boob Day in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

After all Charlie nevere did get to meet the Angals. I forgot that part. (Shows how much attention I paid to that show, doesn't it?) I wanna hang out with my gorgeous angels! So we'll change the rules this time around! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/BigSmile.gif" border=0 A

Reply to Tattoos in Misc JoeUser Forums

Unfortunately I can even mess up stick people, which I do realise is a talent all on its own. I'm not really a huge fan of tats, basically because I am a big wimp, and I figure why put myself through the pain? Plus I know what I'm like, I could pick something, and hate it within a week, so I guess it's just not for me. At leas

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

But worry not, I won't reply to any further articles that contain the self-bump. All right, I've been forewarned. I shan't do it again, bro. Promise - cross my heart . . . <TD class="mb-Body-Quo

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

I said young girl, because when you see these things on television, they always pick on them, because apparently girls my age don't know their arse from their elbow. That is the general connotation when people speak of those our age, isn't it, Sal? <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh wait, this womb is occupied. Maybe later. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard today, Angie . . . thanks. Maybe next time.

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

It's some kind of prostitution thinking about it: you're renting your body in a way. That's kind of how I was feeling about it when I decided to write this article this afternoon, Em, but i didn't want to seem to incendiary in the actual article, in case anyone here has been a surrogate mother.

Reply to Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ah hell's bells and an extra value meal, there's no point in lying. I'm feeling whorish, and this is a points whore tactic. (BlueDev would be so, so ashamed!)

Human Incubators in Misc JoeUser Forums

So I had come home for lunch, and was just about to head back to work, when my little sister turned on the TV to one of the soapies, Days of Our Lives. I guess there're some characters on there that want to have a child and seem to be unable, so they are having their fertilized egg implanted in the uterus of another woman. It got me to thinking. Why would s

Reply to Rightwinger's Offensive Joke of the Day----7/10/06 No thin-skins allowed. in Humor JoeUser Forums

But I won't be re-telling it anytime soon My thoughts exactly. funny, but I'm not probably sharing it . . . Thanks for the late-night laugh, though . . .