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"Only those who have had a really bad day on the day they died can enter Heaven", God instructs his angels. The first person shows up at the gate to Heaven and it is a man. The angel at the gate says to him "Tell me what happened today." The man said, "I had been suspicious my wife was having an affair and I decided to come home during lunch to surprise my wife. She was half naked in bed and I began searching for the man she had been seeing. I looked ev

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[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="40" id="3834641"] Sam paused for a while then said, "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball." [/quote] lmao [e digicons]:')[/e] A muscular man in his prime walks into the bar and says, "bartender I need a drink. The bartender could see that the man looked rather defeated. So, he poured him a drink and decided to chat him up to try and make him feel better. The bart

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lmao. A farmer was in need of a new rooster for his hens. He finds one for sale that the seller guaranteed would take care of all his 150 hens. He places it in the yard and the next morning the farmer discovers all 150 of his hens have been visited by the rooster. The farmer was astonished, saying "that's one horny rooster." Again, the next morning he gets up and not only had all the 150 hens been visited by the rooster so had all the ducks. The farmer just s

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An older couple were sitting having breakfast together. The old man said to his wife "you know fifty years ago we had our first breakfast together." The wife said "yes, I remember now." "Except fifty years ago we were eating naked together. Do you want to get naked and finish our breakfast together?" The husband says "Yes, just like when we were young." They both got naked and returned to their breakfasts. The wife said, "Ohhh, my nipples are gettin

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A young man is flying home to New York from California and settles into his seat bracing for a long flight. He sees a young lady across the aisle and decides to try and have some fun with her. He turns to her and asks, "Do you want to play a little game?" She says "sure." "I'll make you a small wager. I'll ask you a question and, if you can't get the answer right you give me $5 and then, you can ask me a question and if I can't get the answer right, I'll give y

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A man had three girlfriends and was trying to decide which one should he marry. He decided to give them all a test with money giving each one $5000 and would judge how each used the money. The first spent all the money on beauty. She went to a fancy beauty salon and got her hair and makeup done. She bought new clothes, shoes and some jewelry. When he saw her, he was amazed and remarked how beautiful she looked. She said I did this all for you, to make you happy

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Reply to About Windows 11 in Personal Computing WinCustomize Forums

[quote]I've been advised by my tech support company to not install Windows 11 under any circumstances. A major reason for that is that I (and my office network) deal with protected health information and Windows 11 is not only not HIPAA compliant but opens your computer to all kinds of background third party access. MS has decided to go the way of Facebook and make you the product which they will sell as the primary method of sustaining their business. The 'upgrade' ma

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Reply to Windows Vista Skin in Skinning WinCustomize Forums

VISTA is an older OS and skinning the OS changes over the years. There is one good skin I can think of that you might like, VISTA Plus. WindowBlinds - Vista Plus (FREE DOWNLOAD) | WinCustomize.com

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Reply to can i install older skins in Skinning WinCustomize Forums

Only if you want a Trojan (likely) installed at that website. I get warnings/blocked action from my AV on that website. There's plenty of older themes here. But because they were made during early versions of Windows the skinning in Windows 10 will be incomplete or not work well.

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Reply to Taking a break from Twitter in Life, the Universe and Everything WinCustomize Forums

Seems like you are taking things personally Frogboy. I expressed no hate of "the other side". The motivation of the messenger (with respect to Twitter here) explains much of the content of the message. I also wish to add that states considering allowing expanded mail-in voting were doing so as a contingency in the event November brought a large pandemic outbreak. [quote who="Frogboy" reply="24" id="3779827"] If I want to listen to people who know littl

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Reply to Taking a break from Twitter in Life, the Universe and Everything WinCustomize Forums

[quote who="Frogboy" reply="17" id="3779788"] You are confusing facts with opinions you agree with. For instance, mail in voting fraud does happen. That is a fact. [/quote] This is a ridiculous and petty justification. The incidence of voter fraud is quite low while disenfranchising voters through gerrymandering is far more common. Once upon a time we mailed in our tax forms. We didn't hear any cries to stop doing that just because some mailed tax f

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Reply to Remember ObjectBar? I tried it on Windows 10 in Software Blog WinCustomize Forums

Yes ObjectBar would be great to see a new version for Windows 10. It should incorporate a way to display live tiles in objects and should also have a native gadget facility. That is you could create a gadget using ObjectBar then incorporate the user made gadget in a theme.

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Reply to Curtains - Beta 1 issue report thread (Closed) in Curtains WinCustomize Forums

windows start button looses its background, the flag only appears, the background matches the wallpaper because it becomes transparent. no custom stat button being set when start10 is in windows 10 mode. restoring the default theme in curtains fixes that. only start 10 was running only themes were selected in curtains. If I switch Start 10 to windows 7 appearance problem resolves. If I switch start 10 back to windows 10 appearance the custom cursor in Curta

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