tawoods

tawoods

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Capt'n, pardon me absence but thar was a sound comin' from below decks and I went to search it out and got me self waylaid by someun' and I nary a clue as to who it was. Thar be mischief aboard tha Twisted Sister an tha communal wine has been absconded with ta boot

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Hey Troy, 'ave ye 'ad any strange 'appenin's since this 'ere 'you know who' bisniss started? Funny fing 'appened ta me juss before....some swab throwed a smelly ol' kipper thru me port'ole wiv a note attached ta it..... It said: "Lay orf tha you know who stuff or else!" Signed, You know who. I should be so fortunate, what wuz thr

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Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time. Guess you be crackin that whip now. Tis a pity. That thar be the wurse news a crew cold be gettin' about a fightin' mate such as Mistress Jenny....HERE HERE fer Mistress Je

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Aye Mistress Jenny, me wuz in high 'opes fer the ole sea....OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!....will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger

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