[quote]Banned for working for the evil Walter Chalmers.[/quote] Banned for banning me for working for someone I've never met, or even heard of.
General Homsar
[quote]I don't remember the kid in full combat gear in the recruitment video, but I remember a bunch of kids crushing bugs.[/quote] That was funny . And the way that woman watching them cackles is a riot. And now for the quote: "If you are going to use military force, use overwhelming military force. Use too much and dilberately use too much. You'll save lives: not only your own, but the enemy's, too." -Curtis LeMay <p
[quote who="Piznit" reply="1" id="2132159"]banned for serving decapitated heads and only giving people a cell phone and a plunger to eat it with [/quote] Banned for thinking a guy giving a thumbs-up and holding a toilet plunger with the other hand is a severed head on a plate. also banned for having an avatar whose eyes are on fire.
[quote]Banned for breaking the space-time continuum and reading my comment almost an hour before it was posted[/quote] Banned for whining that I can transcend space and time.[e digicons]:D[/e]
[quote]"Everybody calm down, it's all in our imagination. Just think of fluffy bunnies and the zombies go away."[/quote] Wow. If we let people who say things like that in our Special Forces, we deserve a zombie attack.[e digicons]}:)[/e]
Announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future. Soldier 1: I'm doing my part! Solider 2: I'm doing my part! Solider 3: I'm doing my part! [Camera pans to the left; a young kid, probobly ten, walks out of the crowd in full combat gear] Kid: I'm doing my part, too! [Soliders laugh]
[quote who="Scoutdog" reply="9" id="2131021"]Banned for thinking of a zombie licking hair. . Happy now? [/quote] Banned for using too many emoticons. Also, anyone who says my avatar looks like a Nazi flag is also banned.
WHAT THE FU--[tremendous explosion] --About a million YouTube videos
Nice creations! Here's my profile: http://www.spore.com/view/profile/AK-4791
Banned for sticking your tougne out at someone. What are you, three?[e digicons]}:)[/e]
Banned for having a number in your name, doing math, and not having an avatar.[e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] PWNED!
[quote]what do the religions do, anyway[/quote] Each one grants different bonuses, presumably.
[quote]railing against Harry Potter because it's filled with evil witchcraft![quote] Never understood the controversy behind that. To me, they books weren't "evil", they were mediocre fantasy.[e digicons]:annoyed:[/e] As a side note, I've heard/read some monumentally stupid, paranoid crusader garbage. I mean the stuff where the douchebag ranting doesn't make ONE valid point, they just take things completely out of context and make crap up. Woah. Bit of
"I think I just declared war on Cheyenne!" Colonel Thompson, Jericho "A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race thier personal responsibility." Jonny Rico, Starship Troopers
OH MY GOD!!!! COMMUNIST TACOS!!!!
What about blueberries?[e digicons]O:)[/e]
[quote who="alway" reply="8" id="2113826"]Or better yet, be a game dev! All the perks of getting to play with high tech weaponry without the downsides (such as being blown up by said weaponry). [/quote] And the only enemies you'll ever have to worry about are release dates, stolen source code, the budget, publishers dropping your game, the project getting cancelled, and Jack Thompson. Actually, given all of the above, I'll take the Navy.[e digicons]}:)[/e] <
[quote]Marines would be my next pick, get see blood and alot of action like dropping in on bug planets, yelling out "Uuugraaa" then killing alot of bugs and taking out aliens before the eggs hatch.[/quote] Yeah, but if you mess up, you get eaten by the bugs or a baby alien bursts our of your chest. That, and you tend to be in awesome movies that have sucky sequels.
Getting back on topic, I prefer mangoes, but Pink Lady and Braeburn apples are the best. But nothing can beat the Kiwi. ALL HAIL THE KIWI![e digicons]:andrew:[/e] I meant the fruit, not the bird.[e digicons]x_x[/e]
If I join the military, I'm going Navy. That's where the brains are, and you get great experiencr with high-tech equipment. I have nothing but respect for the Army and Marines though. You can't win a war without boots (or tank treads) on the ground. (Salutes). [quote]What's the Marines?[/quote] The biggest group of badasses since the Roman leigionares.
There was a thread for Spore creation here a while back, so I'm posting my own redux. So....what have you all made? Post your creations here. Anything goes: creatures, buildings, vehicles, spaceships, ect. Have fun! Here are come of my best creatures: <img style="vertical-align: middle; border: 0; margin-top: 1px; margin-bottom: 1px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;" src="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/
[quote]The surgery costs must be astronomical. [/quote][e digicons]:D[/e] [e digicons]*_*[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]
"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." -Benjamin Franklin
"If you see ten troubles coming at you down the road, chances are the first nine will fall in a ditch before they get to you." -Calvin Coolidge
Fantasy: Noami Novik. She has a really good series about dragons in the Napoleanic Wars. Awesome battle scenes, and the way the dragons are utilized is very creative. The books are, in cronological order: His Majesty's Dragon Throne of Jade Black Powder War Empire of Ivory Victory of Eagles Science Fiction: John Birmingham's Axis of Time series. It's about a fleet of