jennifer1

jennifer1

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Put it this way, I see'd her meself an' she be one formidable female who could sink a fleet with one foul look We be winning much fine bootie wid er on board! But it be not worth ta hassle, we bes be sendin er off into gorgs world! <TD class="m

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A very Merry Christmas and Most Happy and Prosperous New Year to all Aboard!! Peace to everyone Back at yer! May it be a holiday filled with peace and happiness - however fleeting!

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Distance were wot I wanted, an' lots of it...but alas, thar weren't no NASA expeditions goin' outta tha galaxy at tha time. Not bein' one ta give up easy like, I asked 'em if I could git 'er on a shuttle goin' to tha International space station...but they said thar were no room fer 'er inside...."Not ta wurry, I says, her'll be orright if ye pits 'er on a leash n' drags 'e

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Allah is gonna get y'all for that! Oh, hello Mr. FBI guy! I like google, it works well, I am like Tova on this, I have nothing to hide and nothing to fear so use the front end. As for the paranoid - the middle brohter in my f

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Now Mrs Starkers I be lookin at ye Icon and I be seein a cow jumpin in ta waves! I be seein things like????? I bes be chekin what Mistress Trudy be doin ta me food!! A cow!!!!!????? *shakin er head***

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bein' he aves no idears 'bout discipline an' e's crew not be 'oistin' tha sails cos they be too busy wenchin' all tha time. hmmmm cap'n wenchin be good fer ta men but seems that be goin' "overboard" like aaargh! hahaha <TD class="mb-Body-Qu

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Aargh, i be fine Mistress Jennifer, I bin bisy doin' wallpapers fer me puter n' ta upload to me deviantART gallery so's other's can see 'em too. I be glad ta see ye 'ave got yer puter fixed and ye be back aboard... thar be a few blaggards 'ere abouts that be needin' yer cat o' nine 'cross thar backs. ah The good Mrs Starkers, lovely to hear from

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[I laughed and told him it was a NASCAR truck and only designed for left turns. He didn't think it was funny. /] No sense of humor! Silly git....send him a smile! It was good of you though to sort it out for him Mason, you do have a kind heart, if he had responded like that to me I would not have helped him I would have said "screw you mate, it's not my problem" and left.....not unexpected!

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IN THE MEANTIME>>>>>>>>>>I ASK THE MODERATOR TO DELETE THIS THREAD. I ASK THE MODERATOR TO DELETE THE "JOE USER IS JOKE USER" THREAD AS WELL! Don't do that the Joke User thread is fun! You be sinking our ship matey - I be bringing out me cat o nine tails and be whippin' ye fer sure! After that I be settin' Pecky the parrot on ye ta pe

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don't know folks, I'm not condoning this moron, but really, a psychiatric eval because this guy trips out of pretty feet? Was it not perhaps because of the fact he was phoning them and making a nuisance (spell) of himself and scaring the girls and the families - that is after all obsessive behavior and part of that behavior is getting off on the

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aarggh me fine mateys, I be back! I be crackin' me cat o nine tails loud so the world can 'ear it far an' wide. I see there be lots 'appening while I bein' away on shore leave? (broken computer ) The main curtains on this here tub 'ave been changed and some syrupy sweet sarcastic curtain been pout in its place? What 'as ta TheGuyPC been doing then changing ta curtains witout permissio

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Bloggers you would like to meet: Everyone except for Lucas - and the only reason I DON'T want to meet him is because I know I'd end up smacking him. I don't want to go to jail, ergo I don't want to meet him. aw!

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I missed it to as I generally stay out of the political threads. I have just read it now though (comments only. I found the remarks about joining the forces, coward, hypocrite etc highly offensive. If he said that to me my blood would have boiled and I would have spewed forth!

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