An evidently crack addled judge gave a light sentence to a 26 year old man WHO RAPED A GIRL FOR THREE YEARS because he SUPPOSEDLY DID NOT USE FORCE when he was FORCING HIMSELF ON the then just eight year old CHILD. Considering that a man in his mid-twenties merely laying on a small child of eight is 'FORCE' enough to do this heinous act, I wonder just w
Juipo Jalliper was stepping out of the shower when he noticed, in the bathroom mirror, a small brown dot on the left side corner of his lower lip. As soon as he looked at the anamoly a voice started in his mind, sounding as clear as if someone were standing beside him, "Hi, I'm Harvey The Hipster Herpes. Some call me the harping herpes. I seldom b
I have a creative common use license, which can be viewed at http://theelvesattic.ebloggy.com which contains all of the prose here and a lot more. My work can easily be used by others, as long as they do four small things 1) mention my name 2) link to my site at http://theelvesattic.ebloggy.com 3) MAKE NO MONEY off of me. Not one dime -- wit
Excellent reply. Thank you. I don't disagree with you, other than on the point that I know people can change. And they don't deserve to die because they have the mental disease of a religion, unless it has indeed made them rabid and untreatable. When you say kill all of them going to these terrible schools, you are saying the individual,the brain washed fundamentalists, cannot or won't change... This is perhaps true, but if so, then the society or culture must be altered to have an effect
What could I ever say about Iraq and Afganistan that has not been said better elsewhere by people who know more? After the zillions of blogs going this way and that as the slow trickle of knowledge about the real war came out and replaced the one Rumsfeld and Bush made up for the press, I am wary myself of reading anything more on the topic, let alone writing abo
Mary Ann has eight decades of memories she falls back into them and drifts off tells stories of the thirties on Chicago's German Southside says over and over, 'it's all gone now.' she's seen a lot of worlds emerge & dissolve away the people kept coming and coming crowded the cities then the fields then the w
SCENE ONE This is a small film that I will be shooting on Tuesday. Any criticism will be observed and digested with extreme care, or putrid vile, depending... JP holding up book in front of painting and saying, “Hello, I’m Johnny Pain.”
That pile of hearts that I chain-sawed out of them whores and boys scouts and made into a squishy, big heart shape was indeed an inspired gesture!!! The boys scouts represent loyalty and being prepared, while the whores represent getting really drunk and catching a disease -- the two sides of love if ever there were two sides. M... though... Why do
By the way, I just checked out this guys blog... what a surprise that a christian thinks my work sucks. I think the bible sucks a lot worse, but you like that kind of sucking don't you, hippo--crit... I read about this guy being accused of being bad with his wife and kids by some chuch deacon's wife, or some such bullshit, but this is not how a christian responds to him... according to him; he doesn't get the kind of judgemental mind he has, but he can hate it in his peers; you let
Andy Rooney’s last un-aired segment from 60Minutes The opening scene shows Andy Rooney naked, in restraints, with a Hooker sitting beside him holding what he has been told, by his co-workers who hate even the sound of his shuffling steps, is a hot new sex device, an electronic inner penis warmer. All of Andy's body, with the exception of a few inches of neck below
NOT-SO-PRESIDENT PUSHED A NEW LAW THROUGH CONGRESS LATE FRIDAY with unprecedented speed, so quickly that evidently no one voted on the bill except for Dick Cheney, who is claiming he can't speak about anything anymore because of what he tells reporters is, 'the power of plausible denial." Democrats were out partying when the vote was
Rumors continue to fly that Rockstar W has hired a private army to take over for american troops presently quagmired in Afganistan and Iraq. For weeks these unsubtainted rumors could not be substantiated . . . until now. He is hiring my hamster army. THis is pretty cool, but he won't fork out the money to buy them personal body armor, or even me
The Blessed Rv was stopped at a boarder crossing run by seven foot tall, burly pigs. They spoke perfect english, in mannerisms that were recognizable as human. The guards were looking for jewish or muslim names, and then forcing them, in small tent chapels set up just for this purpose at every crosssing, airport and train station in the country, to either convert a
In Showtimes Dexter, which now has all the episodes on demand on chicago cable at least, is about a serial killer, and one of the subplots is that the father is a cop. The cop recognizes the signs of a murderer in his son, and tries to shape them into a force of good. The show is great. I have watched all seven. If this topic interests you, you will love how accuratly the use his inner landscape; he has none of the normal emotions, etc...
THE PRESIDENT ROCK STAR W'S STATE OF THE UNION REPORT DEBACLE has gone widly unnoticed by the public, who have genuinely stopped reading any stories about the president because, as one liberal source is said to have said to someone who said it to someone who said it to me, quote: "We won't read it, period. Too fucking depressing. Having this guy in
Secret service agents interrupted the Conan O'Brian show last night, stopping a derogatory skit about the president in mid-stream. The W could be heard off stage egging the secret service agents on as they first cuffed, and then beat Conan O'brian to death with repeated punches to the stomach, all the while doing no permanent damage to the popular hosts' t
This is an excerpt of Bush talking in the oval office, this morning, as he bounced a pencil on his desk, which he occasionally caught in his teeth and then looked around to make sure everyone was laughing at a joke that only he thought was funny... brown nosers they are, the were... THE SPEAKING BUSH: "What was I talking about? Oh, yea, nig
The other day, she got all mad at me over nothing, and with my paranoid, weedy ways, I became convinced that she was breaking up with me and I, well... I sort of accidently slaughtered her family. Then I guess I might have hung their heads on 16 foot long wooden posts that I tied to the stately metal of the Michigan Avenue drawbridge, in the heart of downtown and r
Penguins all over the world are spinning in circles so fast that they appear like black and white blurs as they scream again and again, "Oh, the shits with you!' Visitors to zoos across the world responded differently to the odd behavior on the part of the notoriously unruly aquatic waterfowl. At New York zoo, the cursing penguins were pelted with
SHE always dressed in faded black jeans with the knees torn out and sleeveless T shirts emblazoned across the chest with the logos of famous rock bands (who inevitably, mother said, seemed to have the word ‘death’ in their names). Basically, She was a good girl who did all of the things that good little girls in her land did. Like worrying about problem-things. Ind
Angels She’s late. The locals pause in the road and stare at the limo before slowly moving out of the way. "Why don’t they move a little faster, for god’s sake. Johnny, when we get to the flower stand on Marquez, I need to make a quick stop." His feet strike the road and brown dust rises. Black drops fall from his pant-legs.
That's a good point. Unfortunatly, I write so much that I put up the first drafts, and then in periods where I am less productive, I edit. I tend to put them up first draft, then worry about that later, going back and correcting what I catch. this used to drive my editor crazy. She would tell me just what you did. I should be better about this. Thanks again for the good criticism. As far as the other part of your comment, about a forced audience... I really haven't forced anyone to
Somehow this file did not print right the first time. The above comments are on two randomn paragraphs that initially made up this entry. Sorry about the confusion.
Oh, and also, sorry about the curse in the title. I guess I should have read the rules or something, huh? I changed it. Thank you for the tip.
Yes, I did not realize how this blog worked until after flooding you guys with stuff. I do apologize, and won't do it in the future. My introduction to this place has been very rocky. Sorry I am not to your tastes... And also, you should know, I put up first drafts, then work them out into stories and portions of books. Some people like to see this kind of thing, some don't. Read what you like... hopefully my innocent mistake won't stop you from checking out my work. Some have. The ones w
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