mrs_starkers

mrs_starkers

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There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.</

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There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.</

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One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog." The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!" The first says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bart

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A man walks into a bar and can't help but notice a jar filled with what must be at least $1,000. He asks the bartender what this is for, and he replies "There is a challenge that we have at this bar, it's ten bucks to try, and whoever can complete the challenge gets what is in the jar. No one has completed the challenge yet." The man asks what the challenge is, and the bartender tells him "First, you have to drink a bottle of the hottest hot sauce in the world. Then, you have to

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[quote]Starkers turns his back for one minute and look what happens.........................[/quote] Oi Ed you trying to get me into trouble? thats the last time im telling you my secrets [e digicons]:blush:[/e] [e digicons]}:)[/e] [e digicons]:rolleyes:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] AWW doc it dont matter if ur canadian,australian or american, ur still an awsome bloke

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I thought that I would treat doc to a new make over, seeing as he works so hard at fixing up other peoples illness's and helping others, enjoy your new make over doc [e digicons]}:)[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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hahaha lmao this is fantastic, starkers is known as the clown around here [e digicons]:grin:[/e] [e digicons]

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Awwwwwww, cute cat, i love cats [e digicons]:meow:[/e] [e digicons]:meow:[/e] [e digicons]:meow:[/e] [e digicons]:meow:[/e] [e digicons]k6[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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