I have a friend who just bought a new laptop (vista). The first thing he did, was change the start menu to classic. I nearly killed him!
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My boss got his promotion for sucking at the job I now have!
Here's where I work WWW Link This is what I do WWW Link
Skin while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead - Bon Jovi
I love to play with my S.K.I.N - The Village People
Can I be like you when I grow up?
I'll give it a look-see!
The doors open. They come streaming in, pushing and shoving each other (almost flattening the poor soul who was unlucky enough to unlock the door) There is a feeling of desperation in the air, one can almost smell it! I look at the worming mass of bodies and want to run. This is not an option, however.... I've got a job to do. My plan is to try to herd them into groups so that I can deal with them in a civilized manner, but I soon realize that I'm powerless. Plan B: Stand bac
What was the topic anyway?
sp... oh no not goin' there
I inhaled that sexual woman
I think I'm gonna finish the one I'm workin on in Sks5, and start a new one in v6
We actually call monkeys species 86561
I don't get it
Why don't blonds get lunch breaks? It's to hard to retrain them!
How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer? Whiteout all over the screen!
What do you call a blond who's dyed her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence!
A seventy-year-old man was at the hospital and was asked to deliver a sperm sample asap. He was given a sample jar and sent home. The next week he showed up again with the jar, but it was empty! "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, when I got home, I tried with my right hand. Then I tried with my left hand. My wife then tried with both hands. We finally called Edith from next door, and she tried with both hands AND her mouth. None of us could get the damn lid off the jar!" You migh
Is that a borg monkey you have as an avatar messiah1?
Let's not get bent out of joint !
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Why can't blonds GET drivers licenses? It's hard to drive while laying down in the backseat!