2of3

2of3

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The doors open. They come streaming in, pushing and shoving each other (almost flattening the poor soul who was unlucky enough to unlock the door) There is a feeling of desperation in the air, one can almost smell it! I look at the worming mass of bodies and want to run. This is not an option, however.... I've got a job to do. My plan is to try to herd them into groups so that I can deal with them in a civilized manner, but I soon realize that I'm powerless. Plan B: Stand bac

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A seventy-year-old man was at the hospital and was asked to deliver a sperm sample asap. He was given a sample jar and sent home. The next week he showed up again with the jar, but it was empty! "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, when I got home, I tried with my right hand. Then I tried with my left hand. My wife then tried with both hands. We finally called Edith from next door, and she tried with both hands AND her mouth. None of us could get the damn lid off the jar!" You migh

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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Why can't blonds GET drivers licenses? It's hard to drive while laying down in the backseat!

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